Even if you were hiding under a rock yesterday, you probably caught wind of this. But just in case, Bridget Moynahan announced the birth of her baby boy to Celebrity Baby Blog. The father is New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady who ditched Bridget in December for a Victoria Secret’s model – right after he found out she was pregnant. You just don’t get more American than that: Star football player ditches actress after knocking her up then nails a lingerie model. If Tom Brady went to Washington D.C. right now, Lincoln’s statue would give him a high-five while jet fighters flew overhead. What a great day for America. Nothing could ruin this moment.
UPDATE: Tom Brady’s one-day-old son already hates football and wants to play the oboe.
If I was that baby, I’d still be in there. Have to pry me out with the jaws of life.
FUCK, pasted in the wrong spot.
39, that skit was ridiculous…ly funny!
Just like with your mom last night, Superfish dude!
What’s a Bridget Moynihan?
@#25 – interesting that you would equate being immature and suffering from a case of arrested adolesence to being black. this leads me to two of three conclusions:
1) your father and aunt are married, to each other.
2) all jokes aside. you are a typical new englander, biggoted, xenophobic gas bag. who builds a pulpit for any athlete with a modocum of ability that plays for your sports teams.
3) you secretly believe Gisele to be a man and that is why you have built a shrine to shim (that’s right i meant to type “shim”) in your car, office and under your bathroom sink where you plan to keep her if your kidnapping scheme goes according to plan.
that last bit of sticky snot was a good line, kudos. and sure bridget has a neck that goes right into her jawline like Lawrence Phillips but other than that she’s…well, she’s in the movies.
I’m quite sure I’ve seen this many times on Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Stewie: “I mean, what kind of a man would I be if I ran off now?”
Brian: “Well, you would be a black man.”
GEE-zus, I look at her belly and I think about that monster coming out of her va-jay-jay and my own VJ cringes in fear. NEVER, NEVER!! Still as tight as a ticks ass.
Thank goodness all that unprotected sex only left me with gonorrhea and not children. Whew!
@59
Very good point………….about your pussy.
tight as a ticks ass LOL, that’s damn tight.
Pretty face, belly looks like it’s gonna pop.
Well, the vajayjay could go either way. If all goes well, even at her age she could get back to reasonably tight. Maybe she’ll have to date guys with somewhat bigger cocks, but she doesn’t necessarily have to go black, which is important given the catastrophic downside. But the tummy on down…whooooa boy, that’s a different story. She’ll have a fupa-flap with its own time zone and climate (in guy terms, time to find an excuse to get the hell out of the bedroom, and climate producing a local air quality seldom found outside of a cheese factory). Sure, she can get a tummy tuck, but then you’ve got a lovely scar ridge bundled in only a few inches above mistress clit. Looks good (hidden) for bikinis, but sears a permanent memory into the visual brain areas of any man unlucky enough to go down on her with the lights on his eyes open. It’s like you’re licking Frankenstein (“It’s alive!”). I’m guessing the best she’ll get now is a third-string offensive guard, but maybe that’s all for the good because they’re much better family men.
I’m not surprised she had the baby – she was beginning to show.
Looks like the kid emerged in a full Patriots uniform and went from the delivery room directly to the locker room.
If Boston was as celebrity obsessed as NYC and LA… there would be Team Bridget and Team Brady shirts.
Alas.
But I’d be on Team Bridget.
Feel sorry for Tom Brady. He’s now connected with his psyhco ex-girlfriend forever, just because she has sexually irresponsible.
#59 ….you had me at tick’s ass.
You lost me at gonorrhea.
62 said – “Maybe she’ll have to date guys with somewhat bigger cocks, but she doesn’t necessarily have to go black”
Most of the white guys I dated with big wing-wangs were white so you’re right. Last Puerto Rican guy I did had (and still has) a small weenie (uhg, that was a chore). New guy I’m seeing came with a recommendation from his best buddy, also my best buddy, and I KNOW he as a big one. Can’t wait to go there. (hoo-hoo!)
The whole black is huge is a over-exaggeration. You can get great big kizzock anywhere.
Too much information, maybe?
66 – Bugman
I love your name, because I am also known as The Bug (not because of the clap, tho.)
BTW, just kidding, I would never lower myself to gonorrhea. It’s strictly top-shelf for me (syph, HIV, Clammy, etc.)
every time i see such deformed bellies on women i loath nature and wished that we just layed eggs like birds .. and hatched them :( poor women ;-(
What in God’s NAME is wrong with her stomach? It is a triangular!
I think the baby is standing up in the womb.
Fuck it’s good to finally have a reason to hate that cocksucking choir boy Brady. I hope this child grows up to break all his dad’s records while constantly telling the press what a shit father he was. That my friends would be some sick ass karma.
why does it seem she wasn’t pregnant NEAR as long as Selma??
as long as Tom keeps his mind on the season, i could give a flying fuck who he’s fucking and who he got knocked up.
GO PATRIOTS!!!
p.s. the cowboys are the sweat between the butt cheeks of a gorilla.
I just think it is funny reading the blogs that they all blame Tom. What about Bridget? Remember it takes two.
She found out she was pregnant (barely pregnant) in December just after they broke up. Accidents happen and it’s not possible for her to have gotten pregnant by herself. They both seem to be civil so far, hopefully for the baby it will stay that way. Bridget Moynahan is a really beautiful woman – this picture doesn’ t do her justice. Check this one out:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5309/Events/5309/BridgetMoy_Mazur_11150376_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Moynahan,%20Bridget
At least she doesn’t look like a man in the face like Gisele.
You’re all blaming the guy. I bet he wanted her to have an abortion and she refused. Seriously if the guy ditches you, then you should get an abortion. If she wanted a baby so bad she should get a sperm donor who has an super good genetics and an IQ close to 200. Instead she pokes holes in her boyfriend’s condoms and tries to trap the guy into being a father when he didn’t want to.
My husband and I only knew each other for two months when we got pregnant. He could have run but he stayed and now we have the best time with our boy. Some guys don’t suck! And, having a baby doesn’t have to destroy your vagina or body. Half those porno chicks you guys jerk off to have more drapey and nasty buttholes and vaginas than some women who have given birth. Ever heard of kegels?
Really, they might have had such an awful relationship that it would be better they not be together. Sometimes it’s better to spare the child all of the fighting and let him have two sets of parents who WANT to be together. Hopefully he will be a great dad and spend time with his kid.
Even if Tom Brady doesn’t like the ex, he will hopefully LOVE the kid. If you don’t love your own kid, there is something seriously wrong with you.
The belly looks pointy because:
Rumor: In Touch reports that the baby weighed in at 7 lbs, 14 oz, and was 22 ¼ inches long. Bridget apparently did need to undergo a c-section after attempts to correct a transverse lie (when baby lies across the uterus instead of head down) were unsuccessful. Additionally, the tabloid reports that Tom missed the birth by just minutes. We will update again if/when we hear confirmation or more information.
Sounds like that guy should have run from the bitch in post #78
#62- You’re a douche bag.
Not every woman who has a child has to get a tummy tuck afterward- just goes to show why you go by “depressed husband”-
apparently you have just described your once monthly bedroom scene…
i’m so sorry…..
for your wife.
They were already broke up when she found out she was pregnant people need to quit. Tom Brady is a decent guy and will be there for his child and friday proves it he was at the hospital and then took a later flight to get to his game. He didn’t practice for 2 days because of the babies birth. Everyone is so fast at blaming him saying he left her after she said she was pregnant and who is to say she didn’t do this on purpose to try to keep ahold of him. Get over it already.
Common now, is it just me that the picture looks like she’s smuggling an illegal alien…
A women with child is something that we all have seen but common now who’s the “wiseguy” that photoshopped the pic of a expecting mom to be here look like she should be stopped at the border…then let go shortly.
Stopped at the border for suspicion…$300 dollar bribe
Paparidiculous pic…sold to the highest bidder.
MEMEMMMMEEE LOOOOOK AT MEEEE Ima Star, MOM, FAMOUS, freebee publicity of a grown women that wishful thinking that the guy will commit if I have a baby…did I mention ANOTHER selfish all about me not about trying to have a healthy loving FAMILY enviroment…Priceless? NOT
Prepaid paternity/child support lawsuit legal insurance, sounds like a new business waiting to happen…Hey Eddie Murphy interested in investing?
Oh, I understand, not interested because a friend, Mr. McCartney is helping you with some advice.
OKAY enough crazy ramble what the hell,
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