Even if you were hiding under a rock yesterday, you probably caught wind of this. But just in case, Bridget Moynahan announced the birth of her baby boy to Celebrity Baby Blog. The father is New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady who ditched Bridget in December for a Victoria Secret’s model – right after he found out she was pregnant. You just don’t get more American than that: Star football player ditches actress after knocking her up then nails a lingerie model. If Tom Brady went to Washington D.C. right now, Lincoln’s statue would give him a high-five while jet fighters flew overhead. What a great day for America. Nothing could ruin this moment.
UPDATE: Tom Brady’s one-day-old son already hates football and wants to play the oboe.