Bridget Marquardt understands quality television

March 24th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Here’s Bridget Marquardt filming her travel show Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches. I watched an episode the other night, and at this time, I’d like to take a moment to apologize to the citizens of Alaska for all the commotion. And, also, to Mt. Redoubt for taking the blame. Next one’s on me.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Ahhhhhh

    Never heard of it.

  2. Mark


    Shes getting really old, take her off TV

  3. meknow

    Whoa! ANY beach would be my favorite if I was sitting on a blanket next to her!!

  4. bobo

    Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club ” A f f l u en tM e e t c o m ” for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

  5. Mike Hawk

    i met her all the time once on a secluded beach everyone was at, she was looking for love with multiple partners in a committed relationship. Her profile can be seen at fucktardspammers.blowme

  6. anne

    WOW she’s lost a lot of weight! she looks great!!!!

  7. In all seriousness. Sarah Jean Underwood is stupid hot.

  8. I would do her… but I wouldnt watch her show.

  9. Alex

    Lifestyles of the rich and too old. Why are we looking at this person? Raquel Welch is like 30 years older than this bitch and looks 100 times better.

  10. TS

    Anything other than a traditional string bikini is unacceptable. This swimsuit is tacky, obnoxious, hoochie, and just downright horrible.

  11. Jeff

    8, agreed

  12. Kay

    eww She is to old and fat to be a in playboy. She has rolls.

  13. She is absolutly stunning!! she looks so hot!

  14. Karri

    I never understood why people thought she was fat. I think she looks good. The thing I like about her is her natural face and lack of breast implants.

    The girls of Playboy (the other Girls Next Door and the girls in the magazine) have become much more fake in this millenium.

    Sure, there was Pamela Anderson, Victoria Silvstedt, and Anna Nicole Smith in the 90′s, but really… aside from breast implants, natural beauties.

    Take a look at the Playmates and even the celebrity pictorials recently… WAY too much airbrushing. I can’t even tell what’s real anymore. No freckles or imperfections? Please.

    Case in point: Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane.

  15. Sarah

    Too old?? She looks great and she’s only around 30 for Pete’s sake.

  16. nikki

    Synopses of the show: “Omg it’s the beach! So pretty! Omg my bikini came off!! LOL!!!”

  17. none

    her body is bangin if you’re into orange sluts. her face is very unspectacular tho.

  18. havoc

    Like most chicks, without make up she’d be frightening as hell….

    I’d still stick it in her pooper.


  19. Stuey

    Shes 35 and pretty good looking if you asked me. I know some 25 year olds that look pretty haggard.

    Hey shes smarter than all of us. Raise your hand if you make millions and have a show on TV.

  20. Alfalfa

    That’s the stupidest show on Travel Channel.

  21. sicasso

    she’s spent.

  22. Erica

    If she dyed her hair brunette, I think she would look so much better. Bleach blonde looks good on no one. Also, she’s far from fat.

  23. Melissa

    I adore her!!! She seems like she’d be really sweet and humble in person. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about her at all… <3

  24. uhhuh

    Yeah, she looks 35

  25. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I guess she’s fuckable….. besides, she’s got lots of blonde hair to wipe my sticky cock off in when I finish with her.

  26. I want her on my boat…
    I gotta have me my boats and hos!

  27. Mr Nevermind

    Anyone trying to say she’s fat and ugly needs to have their dick examined!!

  28. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Sun,water and bitches! What more does a man need!

  29. His Huge Greatness Himself

    She looks very humpable! The kind who loves hairpulling and ass slapping!

  30. Randal

    She’s very attractive for a woman…if you’re into that sort of thing.


  31. Fuck U

    and we all know you’re not Randal…

  32. Mr. Obvious

    she’s still hot. But how much protection do you need to prevent getting whatever she’s carrying? She was sleeping with Hef for a long time, and we know he probably has STDs that hasn’t been named.

  33. Venom

    She is hot and Sara Jean Underwood is super hot.

  34. sin

    Sweet. It’s good that the smart one actually is doing something people would want to watch. 35 years old with a body of a 25 year old. Hot.

  35. phineas q.

    She was the only really attractive girl from that show and she has a fantastic body. And she was also the only one that wasn’t entirely obnoxious.

  36. cavy

    GORGEOUS! Bridget is my fave of the 3….love her personality and she’s stunning as well. I’m a straight female, but if I were to have a girl crush it would be on her!

  37. GuyHolly

    She’s cutting one in that last pic.

  38. TRUE, in etheopia she is HOT, folks!!
    ……………..I guess?

  39. Jenna

    I never really thought she was pretty. But major props to her for being one of the few natural playmates, and for having some semblance of a brain. I think a lot of people forget she went to UCLA. Granted it was for communications – but I’m fairly sure it was in her pre-hef days, so she probably got in on her own merits.

  40. sin

    Ok. The body is 25 but the face shows the 35 years. She got her MASTERS in Communication. I don’t care what you take, if your earned a Masters Degree in anything you deserve some respect. She did earn a Bachelors before Hef, but while being a Playmate, she went to school and earned her Masters.

  41. Mr. Jones

    She’s got that wonderful, generic, 80s-era porn star look to her.

    And how does a beach become “sexy”? Omaha beach wasn’t really that sexy.

  42. Valkyrie

    she cant have a ‘semblance of a brain’ if she uses it to get a masters. No, she really does use hers because it’s REALLY THERE!!!

    She gets kudos for not altering her appearance with surgery, even though she is surrounded by younger girls.

    She obviously can fend off the ENORMOUS pressure to look as young as inhumanely possible. That says she has character. It’s not like she’s an A lister with nothing to worry about.

    She’s aging, she knows it, she’s not the prettiest but she has a show. That’s awesome.

  43. angela

    She is really a beautiful woman, I think a lot of people who act dumb probably aren’t – that’s a TV persona, and not everything you see on TV is real. (Shocker, I know!)

    But her breasts aren’t “natural”. Please. I’m not hating on her for it, so save your “you must be jealous” remarks… I don’t wish to be her, but I wouldn’t mind her body for sure. :) But she does have implants, even if realistic looking ones… It is possible to have realistic looking implants people. I should know, I’ve got them myself. And anyone has has them, can spot them on someone else a mile away.

  44. Now thats a bod in need of a tail pipe! I dont believe Hef need viagra for this…

  45. AMO

    LOVE her swimsuit! Where can I buy that?

  46. Just Yummy

    I would put my face to work on any part of her body she deemed necessary for special attention.
    Willingly with lustful haste.
    Desert is served.

  47. #47 – They don’t make it in XXXL… just a warning…

  48. Jrz

    What’s bigger…her hair or the spare tire around her midsection.

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