Bridget Marquardt kicks Hugh Hefner in the old man nuts

September 25th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:

Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, “Bridget’s been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei’s ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they ‘hang out’ whenever she can escape the mansion.”

Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it’s not possible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I’m pretty sure that’s the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin said it best when he said “See how many ho’s you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff.”

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  1. jambi

    ahhhhh and look at the rolls under her bra! gross! on the other hand, her nose is starting to look like a bean now

  2. demon

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  3. malicious

    what horrible, unflattering, ill-fitting underwear. If you are going to go out in your undies you would at least get a nice set.

  4. Sarah Palin

    Even I know that Obama is going to win. Didn’t you hear that McCain tried to cancel the debates because I am too stupid to hold a conversation, let alone a debate? Kudos Obama, we look like assholes and we deserve it. Good luck.

  5. aussie

    #54 – Is that you Lindsey? (or however you spell her name)

    #8 – Thanks for sharing your life experiences.

  6. daisy

    don’t believe any of this bs,,, they love the money and the fame they get… plus the guy is pretty old and will most likely be heading out in the next 5-10 years, why leave when a huge payday is around the corner,, and he seems like a cool dude. They can all use each other for what they need. I like them all well, kendra is my least fave..

  7. Lisa Turtle

    The girls are not “leaving” him b/c they have never even been “with” Hefner in the 1st place. Their “girlfriend” contracts are just running out.

  8. d

    what the hell am i supposed to watch now? why god why?

  9. Gumpa

    #45 HAH!

  10. goodwolf

    It’s simple; what they (Hugh and the girls) have is a business relationship. They are not in love, not dazzled by his personally and studly appearance. He pays them to be be his “girlfriends”, and we can only speculate as to what all that involves. They all get naked regularly and there is probably some kind of physical contact with Hef, so since they are being paid for that, they are in fact, whores. And when they go, which they eventually will, there are plenty more out there willing to take their place (for the right price) while being seduced with all the trappings of living that luxurious lifestyle that they have at the mansion.

  11. Bridget Marquart is the ugliest of the 3 blond bimbos. I mean she really looks OLD. Take a look at those wrinkles under her eyes, that huge bulbous nose and those parenthesis around her mouth. She is overweight with a big butt that sags. She is lucky she got the gig with Hef.

    I feel sorry for Hef. He is a gentleman and doesnt deserve being abandoned by these fake blonds. I hope he finds someone who isnt pushy like Holly, dingy like Kendra, or just plain ugly like Bridgette.

  12. Haywood Jablomi

    #20 Like you have $20 to give away.

  13. Miami_Diva

    Obama/Biden 08

  14. Miami_Diva

    Obama/Biden 08

  15. Miami_Diva

    Obama/Biden 08

  16. the women 3000

    ok, ok,
    all righ its so beatiful

    mmm
    love so much

    tania, colombia

  17. Hay Stack Calhoon

    Can’t blame her. She must have gotten tired of looking at Hef’s rotten smelly dried up shrived balls. Even on massive doses of Viagra this ugly pox faced bastard she must have felt she was fuc_ing a corpse.

  18. Hay Stack Calhoon

    Can’t blame her. She must have gotten tired of looking at Hef’s rotten smelly dried up shrived balls. Even on massive doses of Viagra this ugly pox faced bastard she must have felt she was fuc_ing a corpse.

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