Bridget Marquardt in a bikini

Here’s former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches on the Gold Coast in Australia. She’s with a legendary group of young women known as the Meter Maids who prevent parking tickets while wearing bikinis. I don’t even know where to begin with how right everything I just said is.

In the meantime, if I ever have a daughter who comes home one day to say she’s joined this outstanding organization, I’d weep tears of joy knowing I raised her right. Then I’d lock her in the basement until she’s 40 because, seriously, where are these women keeping their quarters?

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