Here’s former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches on the Gold Coast in Australia. She’s with a legendary group of young women known as the Meter Maids who prevent parking tickets while wearing bikinis. I don’t even know where to begin with how right everything I just said is.
In the meantime, if I ever have a daughter who comes home one day to say she’s joined this outstanding organization, I’d weep tears of joy knowing I raised her right. Then I’d lock her in the basement until she’s 40 because, seriously, where are these women keeping their quarters?
Photos: Fame
woka | January 22, 2009 at 12:00 pm
first
woka | January 22, 2009 at 12:01 pm
not attractive one bit
La Dee Da | January 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Bridget was BY FAR my favorite Girl Next Door – she was cute and fun and had ambition and charisma and was interested and determined to do things outside the mansion – but a gold bikini?
Seriously?
She looked far better wearing the robe.
timmy | January 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I’d smell those holes…
havoc | January 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm
All three of them were prostitutes.
She was the least annoying.
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Maria | January 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
GROSE, Cottage Cheese Legs, Fat Gut….Absolutely Disgusting!!!!
JUST PLAIN UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathetic Worm | January 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
“You touch my car, I break your face (again)”.
Cartman | January 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’d hit it real hard.
Kelley | January 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
AND the only Girl Next Door with real tits !! … to NO. 6 … Grose ?? Don’t you mean gross ??
Kat | January 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She’s totes sucking it in picture 6.
dude_on | January 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm
She is a whore’s whore and she does it well.
Gomer's Pile | January 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I’d so wreck that! I dig the natural titties and slight paunch.
Alec Baldwin | January 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Motorboat
Jumpin_J | January 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I’m so moving to Australia and leaving my car at a meter.
copperfield | January 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
What do you mean you question where they keep those quarters? Every magician knows where to find quarters. Behind their ears, silly!
California Red | January 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm
#6 is obviously perfect and is not interested in reality. I can only imagine what Maria looks like.
Em | January 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Seriously, she looks amazing for her age.
Deacon Jones | January 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
@13 *HORF*
She looks like my ex- plus 30 pounds and 20 years of sun damage
I’m usually not picky, but she does nothing for me, except for that one on the far right in the last pic.
p0nk | January 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
looks like they have built in credit-card swipes as well.
Yeah Right | January 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
She said in a recent article that she’s 5′-5″ and 110 lbs….
Sure, you are, sweetie.
NipTuck | January 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
She isn’t fat.
She isn’t even chunky.
I love her look!!
I adore her. Honestly, she looks completely normal and I would love to look like that.
better off dead | January 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
i would eat her with tomato and letuce.lol
joseph zito | January 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm
i would eat her with tomato and letuce.
g | January 22, 2009 at 1:39 pm
R u sure they are real? Hm, I didn’t know that, then she has an extremly nice figure naturally, she is gettin a lil old but lookin good, and def seemed like the smartest of the three from the show.
SATAN | January 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
she should be embarrassed at the non-sexiness of her ass
JoeJam2845 | January 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Isn’t it safe to say that Hot Women no matter the race will Follow the $$$!
juniper | January 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
i hope shes the one that does black guys!
MassGrrl | January 22, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Her ass is not good.
Deacon Jones | January 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
@27 Nah, all women
BTW, Ive seen trannies with smaller packages than hers
Me 2 | January 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
When GND first came on I couldn’t believe that she was over 30 so I regret to see that she’s finally starting to show her age. Her body still looks good but the face is starting to go. It’s hard to find pictures of her before GND, I bet she was hot as all hell in her 20s.
Oh and those meter maids are an awesome idea.
Ugly Old Face | January 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm
How old is she? She has a lot of wrinkles!!!
Deacon Jones | January 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
These are two of the chicks we’re getting in A.C. this weekend for a bachelor party. The blond is busted!
I guess I’ll have to have my usual – 15 gin n tonics to get started.
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Funeral Guy | January 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Man, she looks good. You haters must have jerked off to fake tittied plastic whores for so long you’ve forgotten what a real woman looks like. I’d eat her up with a spoon.
judy | January 22, 2009 at 3:28 pm
the meter maids don’t actually put money in the meters any more, they mostly just walk around Surfers Paradise and take photos with tourists.
Binky | January 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm
# 35 Oh Ok.
I remember when I was in Surfer’s Paradise – they didn’t put any cash in my meter – but I always thought it was because the old Holden wagon I bought over there was a piece of crap – and they wanted me out of town.
wendy | January 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I met her in person and she’s tiny! Short and very petite. Pictures do not do her justice. She’s very nice too.
OJ's Mom | January 22, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I bet her cunt smells like hard candy.
dykealicious | January 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I would much like to do sex with her.
Clem | January 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm
When I saw the main pic I thought that Cameron Diaz had grown a body!
just curious | January 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
she definitely isn’t 110 lbs but she looks real
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
2 WORDS – FAT & OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yawn | January 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
That ass looks wrinkled and sagged out , I guess Heff used to spend a fortune on all those Playboy pics, having it air brushed so that this over-the-hill prostitute could look “good”…and I’m not even gonna get started on her FACE…
khe0ps | January 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm
#42 go suck on your mother’s dick u fat ugly no dick getting jealous old fart
dude | January 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Nice gut, slut!
NATALIE | January 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm
HOTTIE WITH A BODY.
NATALIE | January 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm
HOTTIE WITH A BODY.
EuroNeckPain | January 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Can you imagine what it would feel like, to still have to show your flesh in a gold bikini, guts sucked in, shoulders back, with a painful permanent grin on the face, when you’re over 30… ? Common people always complain about their situation, but after all, I thinks it’s much more comfortable to hide in a cubicle with computers and books, than to parade along the beach with stupid tickets and a dumb hat.
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is…and it is FAT< OLD>UGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is…and it is FAT< OLD>UGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!
Maria | January 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is…and it is FAT< OLD>UGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!