Bridget Marquardt in a Bikini

April 19th, 2011 // 73 Comments

Keeping with today’s theme of following every single post with a bikini gallery because there’s jackcrap going on – E! just ran a story wondering if Prince William is ever going to join Twitter. I rest my case. – here’s Bridget Marquardt posing for a photo shoot in LA today because she’s the only Girl Next Door who recognizes no one wants to see her pretend to be a mom ala Kendra or… whatever it is Holly does on her show. (Scratch that if it’s championship jug-waxing.) So, basically Bridget’s pure like the Holy Mother once you look past all the octogenarian fellatio. Happens to the best of us.

Photos: Splash News


  1. LRonHoover

    Love those fake titties, fake smile, fake just about everything….

  2. Christ, and I thought Kendra let herself go. Least she can blame the baby for her saggy body.

    This just makes me appreciate how hot Holly is even more.

  3. Bridget Marquardt
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    She needs a Victoria’s secret contract…Have you heard of constructive criticism?

  4. Deacon Jones

    I looked at these pictures like I watch commercials during football.


  5. I just Marquardted in my pants a little.

  6. Bridget Marquardt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s mad because the photographer told her to suck it in.

  7. rican

    nothing to write home about. Skank.

  8. Bridget Marquardt
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    I’d drop a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  9. I wouldn’t mind her sliding those bikini bottoms to the side and then climb on top of me. Then start bouncing that ass up and down on my cock while I look at those fake tits and hair fly all over the place.

  10. Bridget Marquardt
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    Do your lips hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

  11. Bridget Marquardt
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Thinking she had outsmarted them again, Bridget discretely tucked her boner into her stomach.

  12. Slappy McTaco

    Drip dry!

  13. Mandy

    The Girls Next Door was my guilty pleasure TV show. I loved that shit. But it turns out Bridget actually had a husband while she lived in the Mansion.. gross. Regardless, her body looks great. She has lost a lot of weight from when she was on the show.

  14. Can I see the post-Photoshop ones for ass and legs?

  15. fumus

    Her travel show came and went with the quickness.

  16. Dave Mustaine


  17. Bridget Marquardt
    MR. T
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone ragging on this fine piece of pussy is either got a dick in their mouth or some jealous fat loser bitch….this grade A primo…it don’t get better then this

  18. Bridget Marquardt
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    Definitely a ’20′, i.e., she looks good at 20 feet or at 20 miles an hour.

  19. Tony

    Bridget was the most attractive of the bunch. Considering she was in her mid 30s when the show was on tells you quite a bit about her quality vs. Kendra and Holly who hit the skids pretty hard in their 20s

  20. Bridget Marquardt
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    She has the most natural body, not huge fake fun bags. I bet she was the most fun in the sack.

  21. Bridget Marquardt
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    She looks great here!

  22. right

    I’ve never heard of this girl b4. She is smokin hot tho. The haters are obviously pole smokers.

  23. DC

    they all got hotter after the show ended. except kendra. yeah i said it.

  24. Bridget Marquardt
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    That is the most ill-fitting bikini. Looks like she picked it up at the 99 cent store.

  25. Bridget Marquardt
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    WTF is going on here? Big hair, bikini, tennis shoes? Workout equipment?

  26. railguard

    It seemed to me that Bridget acted dumber than she really is. She has a legit masters degree from an accredited university.

  27. cc

    She’s definitely a ’20′. She looks good from 20 feet or at 20mph.

  28. the captain

    a pink bikini fits everyone.

  29. horny pig

    Would lick that pussy and asshole clean until she bled …

  30. Bridget Marquardt
    Commented on this photo:

    Usually I think to myself: Pffft Fuck these bitches, I look better in a bikini than them annny day. And deep down I know I’m lying to myself. But in this case, it’s a true statement.

  31. Bridget Marquardt
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh, a little bit of cellulite in the back (Photoshop will clean that up) of the leg, but otherwise a pretty good body, considering I think she may have been the oldest of the three. Not hot but definitely a lot better than what Fish has been showing lately. Keep up the good work.

  32. And, if you pretend that she’s being attacked by fire ants, she’s striking a very natural pose.

  33. Bridget Marquardt
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    aww here she just looks like a grandma. how cute.

  34. Whyask

    Did she have some work done? Doesn’t look like her…

  35. Bridget Marquardt
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    Haha true. But to be fair shes probably got a better body than any of the people who’ll ever comment on this site

  36. Bridget Marquardt
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    Isn’t she like 40 or something? So her body is fine.

  37. Bridget Marquardt
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    That bikini is ugly and not very flattering… Her tits look wrong in it.

  38. Bridget Marquardt
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    She has always had an awful rabbit face. But her tits look much better in this outfit.

  39. SHADE

    “because there’s jackcrap going on…” SERIOUSLY!? JACKCRAP!? This site has definitely lost it’s edge.

  40. Lovemypussyhairthick

    No hair on that pussy. Bald as a rock.

  41. bitingontinfoil

    There’s nothing attractive about a desperate, aging attention whore.

  42. 3ec3ec

    Her body is superhot and she is built for hardcore fucking. I bet she only fucks young guys, too. Because she can.

  43. Bridget Marquardt
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    Oh yeah, she looks amazing, I didn’t like her that much before, but now, a little more curvy, a little more real, she is smoking!

  44. Bridget Marquardt
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is like a treasure chest. It also has had wealthy old things inside it.

  45. Bridget Marquardt
    Slappy McTaco
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best way to pee in the wilderness when you don’t have any TP to wipe with afterwards.

  46. Bridget Marquardt
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    She quite aging well, body looks good!

  47. Bridget Marquardt
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    She is 37, I also think she looks great. Long slim legs, real boobs, nice face – she’s hot! She might not be perfect, but when people are, they’re usually photoshopped ;)

    • Mia

      I agree, she looks even better than when she was on TGND. It doesn’t look like she does Botox at all, good for her!

  48. Lohan Stole my Necklace

    Shit it looks like Carrie Underwood with tits.

  49. the_spiral

    I love her! Her body is obviously natural, this is what real women used to look like…she looks like a Russ Meyer chick.

    • alisa

      this is what real women used to look like? what the fuck are you talking about? cause she has big boobs? not every woman gains weight in the same places… i didn’t know a woman with small boobs wasn’t considered “real”

  50. Anonymous

    Blonde Busenwunder und naturgeile Sexnymphen warten auf dich, wie die hei

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