Keeping with today’s theme of following every single post with a bikini gallery because there’s jackcrap going on – E! just ran a story wondering if Prince William is ever going to join Twitter. I rest my case. – here’s Bridget Marquardt posing for a photo shoot in LA today because she’s the only Girl Next Door who recognizes no one wants to see her pretend to be a mom ala Kendra or… whatever it is Holly does on her show. (Scratch that if it’s championship jug-waxing.) So, basically Bridget’s pure like the Holy Mother once you look past all the octogenarian fellatio. Happens to the best of us.
Photos: Splash News
Love those fake titties, fake smile, fake just about everything….
her tits are real dude.
Yes, they are, very rare for Playboy.
LRonHoover=LRonDouchebag
Be a man and google images of her necked- those puppies are real!! She is as dumb as a box of rocks, but WOW is she still HOT!!
Dumb? She’s actually the smart one compared…has her BA and her MA in communications & journalism.
You read my mind!!!!
Christ, and I thought Kendra let herself go. Least she can blame the baby for her saggy body.
This just makes me appreciate how hot Holly is even more.
Holly is fug!
you’re nuts!
Unless you’re Cash Warren, I’ll bet she beats what you’ve got at home.
Bridget got hotter since the show; Holly and Kendra went downhill.
She needs a Victoria’s secret contract…Have you heard of constructive criticism?
I looked at these pictures like I watch commercials during football.
Listlessly.
I just Marquardted in my pants a little.
She’s mad because the photographer told her to suck it in.
nothing to write home about. Skank.
Aged skank.
I’d drop a map of Hawaii on her chest.
I wouldn’t mind her sliding those bikini bottoms to the side and then climb on top of me. Then start bouncing that ass up and down on my cock while I look at those fake tits and hair fly all over the place.
You paint quite a beautiful picture there Mr.Piss. Your a wordsmith of epic proportions. I salute you.
You’re = better “word-smithing”, dude
I Piss Excellence, oh my. Guess what, her tits are real, bonehead.
her tits are real
Hey, are her tits real? Someone?
Everybody shut the hell up. Who cares if the tits are real or not. I still want to motorboat them!
I wouldn’t mind her smashing you in the groin so hard you’d be unable to procreate, saving this world from generations of depraved sickos that would spawn from your seed.
Do your lips hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Thinking she had outsmarted them again, Bridget discretely tucked her boner into her stomach.
Drip dry!
The Girls Next Door was my guilty pleasure TV show. I loved that shit. But it turns out Bridget actually had a husband while she lived in the Mansion.. gross. Regardless, her body looks great. She has lost a lot of weight from when she was on the show.
Yes, her having a husband was the gross part of that show.
Can I see the post-Photoshop ones for ass and legs?
Her travel show came and went with the quickness.
Who?
anyone ragging on this fine piece of pussy is either got a dick in their mouth or some jealous fat loser bitch….this grade A primo…it don’t get better then this
Well said!
Definitely a ’20′, i.e., she looks good at 20 feet or at 20 miles an hour.
Bridget was the most attractive of the bunch. Considering she was in her mid 30s when the show was on tells you quite a bit about her quality vs. Kendra and Holly who hit the skids pretty hard in their 20s
She has the most natural body, not huge fake fun bags. I bet she was the most fun in the sack.
Are you fucking kidding me?
She looks great here!
I’ve never heard of this girl b4. She is smokin hot tho. The haters are obviously pole smokers.
they all got hotter after the show ended. except kendra. yeah i said it.
That is the most ill-fitting bikini. Looks like she picked it up at the 99 cent store.
WTF is going on here? Big hair, bikini, tennis shoes? Workout equipment?
It seemed to me that Bridget acted dumber than she really is. She has a legit masters degree from an accredited university.
She’s definitely a ’20′. She looks good from 20 feet or at 20mph.
a pink bikini fits everyone.
yeah, EVEN TOM CRUISE & RUSSELL BRAND!!
Would lick that pussy and asshole clean until she bled …
Usually I think to myself: Pffft Fuck these bitches, I look better in a bikini than them annny day. And deep down I know I’m lying to myself. But in this case, it’s a true statement.
Meh, a little bit of cellulite in the back (Photoshop will clean that up) of the leg, but otherwise a pretty good body, considering I think she may have been the oldest of the three. Not hot but definitely a lot better than what Fish has been showing lately. Keep up the good work.
And, if you pretend that she’s being attacked by fire ants, she’s striking a very natural pose.
aww here she just looks like a grandma. how cute.
Did she have some work done? Doesn’t look like her…
Haha true. But to be fair shes probably got a better body than any of the people who’ll ever comment on this site
Isn’t she like 40 or something? So her body is fine.
That bikini is ugly and not very flattering… Her tits look wrong in it.
She has always had an awful rabbit face. But her tits look much better in this outfit.
“because there’s jackcrap going on…” SERIOUSLY!? JACKCRAP!? This site has definitely lost it’s edge.
No hair on that pussy. Bald as a rock.
There’s nothing attractive about a desperate, aging attention whore.
Her body is superhot and she is built for hardcore fucking. I bet she only fucks young guys, too. Because she can.
Oh yeah, she looks amazing, I didn’t like her that much before, but now, a little more curvy, a little more real, she is smoking!
Her ass is like a treasure chest. It also has had wealthy old things inside it.
This is the best way to pee in the wilderness when you don’t have any TP to wipe with afterwards.
She quite aging well, body looks good!
She is 37, I also think she looks great. Long slim legs, real boobs, nice face – she’s hot! She might not be perfect, but when people are, they’re usually photoshopped ;)
I agree, she looks even better than when she was on TGND. It doesn’t look like she does Botox at all, good for her!
Shit it looks like Carrie Underwood with tits.
I love her! Her body is obviously natural, this is what real women used to look like…she looks like a Russ Meyer chick.
this is what real women used to look like? what the fuck are you talking about? cause she has big boobs? not every woman gains weight in the same places… i didn’t know a woman with small boobs wasn’t considered “real”