Bridget Marquardt in a Bikini

Keeping with today’s theme of following every single post with a bikini gallery because there’s jackcrap going on – E! just ran a story wondering if Prince William is ever going to join Twitter. I rest my case. – here’s Bridget Marquardt posing for a photo shoot in LA today because she’s the only Girl Next Door who recognizes no one wants to see her pretend to be a mom ala Kendra or… whatever it is Holly does on her show. (Scratch that if it’s championship jug-waxing.) So, basically Bridget’s pure like the Holy Mother once you look past all the octogenarian fellatio. Happens to the best of us.

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