Brett Favre is Having an Awesome Season

January 13th, 2011 // 31 Comments

When he’s not being fined for failing to cooperate with penis photo investigations or sued for sexually harassing two masseuses at the same time, Brett Favre gets to watch his sister Brandi Favre be arrested for running a bathtub meth lab and have his name attached to every single headline across the U.S .because his life is brimming with win now. People reports:

Brandi Favre, 34, who lives in Pass Christian, Miss., was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and generation of hazardous waste, both felonies, according to the local Sun Herald newspaper.
Undercover agents raided the condo in Diamondhead, Miss., after buying meth from two suspects at a gas station off Interstate 10. The apartment had “an overwhelming odor [with] smoke and fumes,” and meth was found cooking in the bathtub, a police sergeant said.

I added Brandi’s mugshot who, not surprisingly, looks exactly how’d you expect a Mississippi meth dealer to look, but to her credit, at least she wasn’t caught masturbating in a pair of Crocs. There’s literally no coming back from that one, so hang that head high, youngest Favre. You’re the star of the family now. (Not an invitation to tell your brother to “suck it.” I don’t care what Mississippi law dictates.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Oh Hell No

    He should have stayed retired the first time.

    • Casey

      I wish. At least the Vikings’ season is over and I won’t have to hear about him again until he’s “considering” retirement…AGAIN. Then it will just be when he gets inducted into the hall of fame, when he dies, and little stories like this peppered in between.

  2. Hemingway

    Should’ve quit after Green Bay, dude.

  3. What a couple of (ICP) clowns.

  4. Facebook me

    She’s a beaut!

  5. DOucHe BaGELs

    So people smoke/inject the stuff that was made in a tub she bathes in???

    YUMMAY!

  6. Ancient Egyptian Sphincter

    Those crazy Gulf Coasters. BP dumps a gazillion gallons of crude in the Gulf and they’re still in business, some fat chick dumps a little crank in her bathtub and it’s a federal crime…

  7. Lovely family, The Favres.

  8. MLVC

    i wish death to him

  9. Brett Favre Sister Meth Lab Brandi Favre
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber Portwood in 5 years…

  10. You can take the boy out of the white trash…but you can’t take the white trash out of the meth lab.

  11. Crabby Old Guy

    The Farve family have (has?) had a number of encounters with local law enforcement over the years. I recall his brother being in trouble, and his sister as well, in the past.

    Adding this to all the stuff ol’ Number 4 is/has been dealing with makes me wonder if he made a deal with the devil and now it’s time to phuck. It may be his best offer as I doubt the long-suffering Deanna will be giving it up to him anytime soon.

  12. josh

    Knowing nothing about the sport he plays, can i ask how old this guy is?
    Professional athletes are normally arthritic by the time they reach 30…

  13. Gotta admit it must suck to be “bathtub meth” class white trash and have a brother who earns over $10million a year to send pictures of his penis to people.

  14. The Original Shawn

    She won’t be texting any pictures of her lady parts to anybody unless her phone has a periscope.

  15. Reggie Rhino

    Just another in a long line of planned tributes to Brett Favre. This one is courtesy of his hometown police department! Well, isn’t that just special…..I hear next week the mayor and city council are planning on honoring the family with a memorial jail cell named after then. The court is also getting involved by naming the witness stand, “The Favre Memorial Witness Box” ! Can’t you just feel the love?

  16. Brett Favre Sister Meth Lab Brandi Favre
    angie
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew a meth head could be fat..lol

  17. DOucHe BaGELs

    It all went downhill for him when Ted accused him of insulting Cameron Diaz’s retarded brother.

  18. lightdragon

    This is the future of the “Teen Moms”

    • Reggie Rhino

      Now that you mention it, there is a family resemblance between Favre’s sister and that Amber chick!
      Oh, wait that’s not a family resemblance, it’s “cokehead face” !

  19. Brett Favre Sister Meth Lab Brandi Favre
    Dstick
    Commented on this photo:

    Teen mom Amber got arrested again?!

  20. Rockem

    So…their names are Brett and Brandi…

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