People might have got a hold of the cover to Bret Michael’s upcoming book Roses & Thorns, but thanks to my ability to make promises of mascara, The Superficial has obtained the full chapter list for what will, no doubt, be an epic tome of music and unprotected sex with illiterate county fair attendees:
I. I’m Not Bald
II. Full Head of Hair
III. Bandanas and the Art of Not Looking Bald – Which I’m Not
IV. Strippers Are People, Too. Sort Of.
V. Eyeliner Doesn’t Make You Gay. (See Chapter IV.)
VI. Being Honest With Yourself: Bret, You Have Luscious Real Locks of Hair
VII. Venereal Disease: Never Heard of It
VIII. Every Rose Has Its Thorn (I’m Contractually Obligated To Mention That Song 25 Times a Day.)
IX. Rock of Love: I Can’t Believe They Named a Show After My Penis – And You Watched It
X. Dasiy De La Hoya Might’ve Been a Dude. I Don’t Remember (Thanks, Jager!)
XI. Male Pattern Baldness: The Government Conspiracy. Or So I Hear. From Other People.
XII. Lyrics to Unskinny Bop
He must be doing something right look at all the bling hes making.
He must be doing something right look at all the bling hes making.
He must be doing something right look at all the bling hes making.
Brets agenius he gets all the bitches he wants,and still gets to do what he loves best ROCK !!!!!!!!!
Brets agenius he gets all the bitches he wants,and still gets to do what he loves best ROCK !!!!!!!!!
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This is a comedy “Worst and most sorry excuse for news” may I have ever seen posted. I mean, the singer washed the poison that Hollywood is slow poking fun out today about some interesting topics? Lindsey is doing battle with you or Coke Pics can not get some of her “boy” rather than man? Lame. Nobody gives a crap about Brett Michaels as long as there are fake breast, flopping around in the frame. Give me Dasiy De La Hoya options and I’m looking all day as opposed to crap or, read about, Brett Michaels.
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I do not know him. And thank you for introducing him.