Bret Michaels gets his ass kicked – by scenery

June 8th, 2009 // 42 Comments
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While performing with Poison at the Tony Awards last night, Bret Michaels walked smack into a descending backdrop as the band exited the stage. — Wait a minute. Why the hell is Poison performing at the Tony Awards? I don’t remember there being tractor pulls and corn dogs on Broadway. Then again, there are lots of people with wigs, so that explains Bret…

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Comments (42)

  1. Que | June 8, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Que sucks to be him (pretty much always).

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  2. isitin | June 8, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Brett Michaels is irrelevant.

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  3. Donkey Dongey Dong | June 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Brett rocks.

    Anyone who can withstand that onslaught of inked-up drunken strippers for three seasons of Rock of Love has my respect.

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  4. Who? | June 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

    How’d they get Keith Richards on guitar?
    Oh wait! It’s just C.C.

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  5. havoc | June 8, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Okay, that’s just funny as hell…..

    .

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  6. Cliff Burton | June 8, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Poison always sucked and is not Metal.

    F@gs

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  7. amartins02 | June 8, 2009 at 10:13 am

    HA! Owned by a backdrop!

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | June 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

    That was douchey…

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  9. Morocco Newsline | June 8, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Okay that is not funny at all

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  10. bonkbonkbonk | June 8, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Just like that Stormtrooper in Star Wars. Bonk!

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  11. Pilatunes | June 8, 2009 at 10:32 am

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    Thank you!!! How this lame band ever made it big is beyond me. They are a pop band with some metal flake scattered over them. GO AWAY!

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  12. Morocco Newsline | June 8, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I meant to say that WAS funny as hell….

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  13. Nate | June 8, 2009 at 10:57 am

    FAIL

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  14. Stinky | June 8, 2009 at 11:16 am

    HaHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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  15. :B | June 8, 2009 at 11:19 am

    JUST SAY NO TO WEARING JEANS THAT EMPHASIZE YOUR WANG!!!!

    I mean, who doesnt think that’s a stunt cock?? or a tranquilized gopher?

    And Bret, stop with the lip pursing- leave that to Lohan’s vagina. KTHNX.

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  16. mikeock | June 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Fag.

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  17. mikeock | June 8, 2009 at 11:24 am

    I wonder if he Bedazzled his own jeans?

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  18. Photoshop Police | June 8, 2009 at 11:26 am

    this is what happens when you don’t give backstage passes to your production crew.

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  19. scatterflake | June 8, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Liking his little”hop-kick-bash” move. Fancy footwork, that.

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  20. Brett's Cunt | June 8, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Those jeans should be proof that his dick fell off years ago from banging a revolving door of trannies.

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  21. Andie | June 8, 2009 at 11:42 am

    What a douche. *shakes head*

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  22. Leona fan | June 8, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Oh gawd my eyes.

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  23. space | June 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    as if further proof of his dipshittery was necessary…

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  24. JungleRed | June 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I think CC needs more necklaces. And Bret needs more eyeliner and lip gloss. These used up skanks just can’t exit gracefully. The best thing that can happen to a rocker is to OD while still young. They just don’t age well.

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  25. JungleRed | June 8, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Or, wait…Is that Glen Close playing guitar?

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  26. Teeny Bopper | June 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    I LOVE POISON!

    I hear they’re going to tour with the Partridge Family and Rick Springfield this summer. Can someone confirm that?

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  27. Michelle | June 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Wow read about it one here http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=131 was very funny, I also dislike Flavor Flave

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  28. Rarla | June 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    That is awesome.

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  29. Death2Speidi | June 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    This might have been the funniest F’ing thing I have ever seen on live TV, especially seeing his sad little cowboy hat sitting on stage after the near decapitation. Just punishment for that horrible lip synching performance.

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  30. Emeritus | June 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    I hope it was it a successful euthanasia.

    Next time, let’s try to get the rest of that pathetic band of trannies some cerebral and/or cervical trauma, too, OK?

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  31. MonkeyBytes | June 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Poison must be involved with the Tonys because of “Rock of Ages”, the ridiculous re-imagining of 80′s hair metal for people who weren’t old enough to experience (and survive) it. Seriously, Poison sucks but at least you know they’ve banged their share of dirty skanks… unlike the sterilized and sub-par Broadway “Metal” fools.

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  32. Lineman7 | June 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Good Lord!
    That gets better and better, the more you watch it.

    He’s a douchenozzle that attracts the El Camino crowd.

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  33. Dread not | June 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    This is what happens when an a-hole rock star doesn’t know when to leave the stage, literally and figuratively. Bret and Poison should have went the way of the rest of the eighties hair bands, along with their power ballads, twenty years ago. They helped to almost destroy metal back then, so, pay back’s a b!tch! Where’s an unstable tower of Marshall stacks when you need one?!

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  34. Stomp | June 8, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Hair metal sucks. Thrash metal Black metal Speed metal Death metal Doom metal Stoner rock Prog rock 60s psychedelia 70s Hard rock It all cranks but Chick{Hair} metal sucks that includes Motley Puke

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  35. Pilatunes | June 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Hey, Bret, just like your shit concert ‘every roooose has it’s thorns’.

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  36. gerard vandenberg | June 9, 2009 at 12:10 am

    you want HIV or HERPES?
    GO ANAL WITH THESE BOYS, folks!!
    (or paris h.)

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  37. ROUGH daddy for adult only | June 9, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Whats the problem?

    This is another reason for Brett to get 15 more nose jobs….

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  38. Darth | June 9, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Some people do anything to get posted on The Superficial!

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  39. Jonny | June 9, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Ive already filed Brett under ’80′s’ and ‘who gives a shit’ along with Hulk Hogan.

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  40. Jim Jones | June 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Awesome. He’s such a douche.

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  41. Eddie Shapanski | July 26, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Poison Stunk in the 80′s they all have the skill level of Pre School Players.
    And now Brett with his STUNT COCK in place Show the world that they still suck and always will…They should do Depends adverts from here on out.

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  42. hard drive media player | May 22, 2010 at 2:59 am

    I& am39I ve never seen on television, especially to see his cowboy hat sad little space on the scene after the next beheading.

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