Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, the “winner” of Rock of Love 2, have broken up. I guess every rose does have its thorn. And that thorn is made of total manufactured bullshit needed to launch a third season of Bret’s reality show. People reports:
Lake, who recently moved to L.A. from her native Chicago to pursue her career, also made it clear that she completely backs Michaels’s decision to take the show on the road for a third installment. This time it’s called Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels and the women vying for his affection will follow the rocker on a month-long tour across the country.
“Third time’s the charm!” says Lake, who plans to watch the new season and is happy to be a sounding board for Michaels. “I can’t stress enough that I support his decision. He’s going to take it on the road, and that’s where he spends the majority of his life. What a great concept.”
Yes, what a great concept indeed – for Bret Michaels. Has anyone ever seen the show? Here’s the formula to pretty much every episode. And if someone you know actually thinks this shit is real, you owe it to them to push them out of a moving vehicle:
-Bret packs a mansion with strippers, single moms and former Playboy Playmates. At least one of these women will look like she’s straight out of a Whitesnake video and/or used to be named Bill.
-The gaggle of whores compete in Road Rules-esque challenges that are so asinine Bret doesn’t even pretend to watch them while the show’s filming and, instead, rides his motorcycle around in circles.
-Catfights break out. Usually about who really loves Bret and who’s here to be on TV. (Hint: They’re mostly Shot of Love with Tila Tequila rejects. Except for the one psycho that’s allowed on each season to stir things up. She truly does love Bret and, if the producers cross their fingers hard enough, will stab a stripper to prove it.)
-Bret goes on a private date. Gets laid in a limo, haystack, or Ed Hardy dressing room.
-Bret eliminates a lady (Typically the one he just nailed.) while shedding a well-timed tear or two when really he can’t wait to stop filming so he can bang a hotel room full of groupies from the last county fair he just played.
I guess what I’m trying to say is: Jesus walks among us, my friends. And he wears a wig.
Well, you know I was reading this and everthing I felt and thought about the show was right here. There is people with my same intellegence. hehe
Every rose has a thorn, and Bret’s thorn is that skanky cunt named Heather.
Who needs enemies when he suppoably has that butch ass chick as a friend.
I didnt really catch all of season 1, just towards the end, then I watched season 2.
I think my main reaction to the the show was how low women will go to try to get their 15 minutes of fame. And how even lower a star will go to try to reclaim their fame :/
Money can’t buy happiness but it sure can buy alot of pussy eh Bret????
The next thing I personally would like to see is Bret Michael’s securing a new line of Femine “Douche” products for all the skanks have been and that hundreds of thousands more to come. Might as well capitalize on something else outta this Bret. You can be the next Gene Simmons, and try to cash on everthing humanly known to your fans to keep your money bags $$$ full at all times. Personally I’d start out with a dabble in the Feminine Products, then take it a step further and and move over to the males for even more $$$$.
I can see the ad now~~Do you have limp dick?~~ try the new Bret Michael’s, tried, true and tested formula called “Giddy-Up and Go”. Get your “Wank a Skank” today at all available drug store.
T.V you gotta love it right???
Bret Michaels is a douche!
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT EVERYONE’S COMMENTS. tHANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY !!!!!
Wow I just read a lot of your comments about Bret, How sad that you people are so Jealous and so mean and cold tward someone you will never be like, I am not saying bret is perfect nor do I agree with all the women he goes through, however its Brets choice what he does and appearently he is doing what he wants to do and appearently something right for so many women that absolutely love everything about this man, including me, I love each and every song he has written and sang, yes he is 45 and has put on some weight but he is also Diabetic but yet still gets out there on that stage and just rocks the house, Poison always puts on an amazing rockin concert. Bret michaels still has many many fans both men and women that party Hard at Poison BMB concerts, if you dont like bret michaels / Posion then why take the time to even comment ? if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything ! How many of you can get beautiful women like bret can that only wish he would give them a hug or a kiss or even be in the same room with him ? Ive seen him in Concert and Gotta say he is a lot better looking in person then in pictures.
To Bret : No worries Bret you still have plenty of us fans out here that admire you, love your music and the fact that you go out to greet the military and fans and No matter where the road takes you in life may you always stay safe and one day find the true love your searching for, no matter what you do what Makes you happy and the heck with what anyone else thinks, you got one life.. live it up
Love ya Bret XOXO
BM is sweet and nice a FOCKING CUNT HE focked Disy and dump her like a asshole if that was me I would have cut off his lumppy short babby aids dick i shore he is focking heather behind amber s back and focking a man as well BMyou are a focking disgrace YOUandHERTHER make ME SICK disy should have pulled off heather s asshole WIG FOCK YOU BRET FOCK YOU
I love Brett but his show is a bit much. But entertaining. Where do they get these girls to act like that? He needs someone his own age
Are there any photos of what Bret looks like without his wig? I’m dying to know!
Bret Michaels is married. This show is a farce.
I just love him