Bret Michaels Dumped His Fiancee That Let Him Bang All Those Chicks On ‘Rock Of Love’
Rock of Love with Bret Michaels aired for three seasons from 2007 to 2009 which, by my math, is sometime within the past 16 years, but don’t quote me on that, I post women’s panties on the Internet for a living. Anyway, I mention that because Bret Michaels has apparently ended his engagement to Kristi Gibson, his longtime girlfriend for the past 16 years and mother of his children. People reports:
“Although the couple have separated they remain great friends and are committed to jointly raising their two daughters,” says the rep.
On top of standing by his side while Bret almost died of a stroke and 25 brain hemorrhages, Kristi also stayed with him while he had sex with Daisy de la Hoya who made my pee burn just by looking at her. And for the record, I’m not saying that because I think all transsexuals have an STD. Just the ones who have sex with Bret Michaels. Or star on Jersey Shore if I can be redundant for a second.