Bret Michaels Dumped His Fiancee That Let Him Bang All Those Chicks On ‘Rock Of Love’

July 31st, 2012 // 22 Comments
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Rock of Love with Bret Michaels aired for three seasons from 2007 to 2009 which, by my math, is sometime within the past 16 years, but don’t quote me on that, I post women’s panties on the Internet for a living. Anyway, I mention that because Bret Michaels has apparently ended his engagement to Kristi Gibson, his longtime girlfriend for the past 16 years and mother of his children. People reports:

“Although the couple have separated they remain great friends and are committed to jointly raising their two daughters,” says the rep.

On top of standing by his side while Bret almost died of a stroke and 25 brain hemorrhages, Kristi also stayed with him while he had sex with Daisy de la Hoya who made my pee burn just by looking at her. And for the record, I’m not saying that because I think all transsexuals have an STD. Just the ones who have sex with Bret Michaels. Or star on Jersey Shore if I can be redundant for a second.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Bret Michaels Ex Fiance Kristi Gibson Cleavage Sinbad Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVII
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    All the sudden, 1987 doesn’t seem all that long ago.
    Oh, wait.

  2. Daisy de la Hoya looks like such a cartoon. Jessica Rabbit would look at those pictures and say, “Bitch fake.”

  3. Sliver

    Bret Michaels is apparently not good with math.

  4. Cock Dr

    That woman should be very grateful that she finally earned a pension after all those years of putting up with Bret’s insertions.
    I hope it’s a GOOD pension too…I mean, look at that De La Hoya bimbo. Having a certain lifestyle is not worth the risk of exposure to that type of infection.

  5. cc

    I really don’t understand women. I realize that wealth and fame have a certain appeal. And I am sure he’s still wealthy. But he’s only famous in a small demographic. And, he looks ridiculous with eyeliner and whatever the hell else he does that makes him looking like an again transvestite. It’s worth it to hang around be a doormat for all those years? Unreal.

    • Frank Burns

      Of course its worth it! Where else can she earn a PhD in Bandana Management?

    • Jack Ketch

      All her plastic surgery needed to be financed. A LOT of it. That’s why she stuck around; bitch is more plastic than Kim Kardashian, ffs.

  6. Bret Michaels Ex Fiance Kristi Gibson Cleavage Sinbad Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVII
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Sinbad looks like he’s on a break from his shift at an Asian massage parlor that gives the worst happy endings ever.

  7. El Jefe

    This bald took is not dead yet?

  8. Fergies goatee is coming in nicely…

  9. welldoneson

    OK, fine.. just WHO the FUCK is brett michaels and why do you assholes keep putting his gormless face on this site?

    • El Jefe

      How old are you? If you were born in the 80s he might be your real dad. You should ask your mom who he is.

    • Allow me to translate welldoneson’s post: “I’m 22 and nothing that happened before I was born matters to anyone!”

      • Devilish Diva

        Seriously, I’m sick of teenagers and people in their early 20s being so narrow-minded. Shit happened before you were born, you fools!

  10. She looks like the Octomom after a few more pregnancies and some heroin. I would dump her ass too. Michaels looks good.

  11. Bret Michaels Ex Fiance Kristi Gibson Cleavage Sinbad Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVII
    Commented on this photo:

    And not a single fuck was given that day.

  12. Bret Michaels Ex Fiance Kristi Gibson Cleavage Sinbad Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVII
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Its the judge panel from the exciting new reality show, “America’s Got Washed-Up Talent”.

  13. Bret Michaels Ex Fiance Kristi Gibson Cleavage Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVII
    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    Bret your a dick!! And you can’t keep your dick in your pants!!
    Beautiful women, beautiful kids, and it doesn’t matter to you as long as you get your dick wet!! Loser!!!!!!!!!

  14. What I want to know is how did they explain Bret’s dating during Rock of Love to the kids?
    Ha ha! What am I saying? Like those kids need extra hoes explained to them!

  15. Governor Scott Walker

    Apparently Bret got a better deal from the Devil than Jani Lane.

  16. Rauputin's Evil Twin

    The spongiforms at the root of Mad Cow disease can survive 400 degree Celsius fires. I have no doubt the venereal diseases that make up this douchebag are tougher yet.

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