Bret Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian And Eva Longoria Are The Same Person
I was going to post about this yesterday, but then a bunch more important stuff happened, and this is me whenever I realize I can’t avoid a Kardashian post. So above is Bret Michaels posing with Kim Kardashian which he tweeted to Eva Longoria on her birthday because he thought it was her. Later, he’d explain how Amy Fisher wasn’t around to shoot Eva in the head, so this was the next best thing. Via BuzzFeed:
Wishing a #HappyBirthday to @EvaLongoria Hope your day rocks!
The tweet was eventually deleted, but only after explaining to Bret that women who don’t put out at county fairs aren’t cool about not remembering who they are and/or what they look like. He went to bed later that night complaining of a headache and died in his sleep. He was 50 years old.