Brendan Fraser and his wife Afton Smith had their third child yesterday at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles.
Somebody really needs to step in and do something before we’re overrun with celebrity babies. I’d suggest starting up a baby hunting club, but did you know killing babies is against the law? Sure, crying in the middle of a movie is perfectly okay, but shoot one baby in the face and all of a sudden you’re labeled a ‘cold blooded monster’ and the police are trying to break down your door. Where’s the justice?
Brokeneyes | May 3, 2006 at 9:33 am
First! And I agree. The world will be overrun with some of the worst genes out there. I’m just praying that Bragenlina’s baby looks a lot life Heidi Klums’s baby.
giggleglit | May 3, 2006 at 9:35 am
With all the TomKat and Brangalina coverage who even knew they were expecting… who really cared?
netty | May 3, 2006 at 9:35 am
So, he had a baby with his…mom?
Seriously, is that his wife?? Brendan honey…you can do better.
MeganHarris | May 3, 2006 at 9:35 am
I love the smell of The Supeficial in the morning….
Yayday | May 3, 2006 at 9:35 am
WOW – Someone other than PARIS THE SLUT and LOHAN THE LOSER!
diedl | May 3, 2006 at 9:39 am
#2 – I’ll just extend your comment to, who even cared that Brendan Fraser was still alive? Seriously, what has he done since the Mummy? Nothing (the Mummy Returns doesn’t count).
mmmBitch | May 3, 2006 at 9:40 am
Ha ha.. look at his expression…
Man, me and some of my friends swear to God that Brendan Fraser doesn’t know how to read.
The monkey probably learns it all fo-net-it-KAH-lEE
large_sized_teen | May 3, 2006 at 9:49 am
#6
according to the link, he was in Crash, which was only the Oscar winner for best picture a couple months ago.
bjpack | May 3, 2006 at 9:54 am
We’re just moving down the celebrity list here. What’s next? Anson Williams and his wife have a baby? Tina Yothers? Arsenio Hall?
giggleglit | May 3, 2006 at 9:56 am
He may have had a part in Crash (until you mentioned it I had no idea he was in it). He also supplied a guest voice for King Of The Hill…. it doesn’t mean it was worth noting.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 10:00 am
I hate the smell of MeganHarris, period…..
sweetcheeks | May 3, 2006 at 10:04 am
Tina Youthers — ha!
Brendan Fraiser used to work part-time at a Mapco down the street from me. I know it was him because of those crazy bug eyes. And he smelled like “hollywood-has-been.” You know, like gin and latex and Tara Reid’s hoo-ha.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 10:09 am
that’s gonna be one fat kid
Steen | May 3, 2006 at 10:11 am
because there’s not enough spoiled brats out there…
86 | May 3, 2006 at 10:15 am
It’ll be half clown, half Encino Man. Cool!
antispace | May 3, 2006 at 10:21 am
Yes, the whole celebrity baby thing is getting out of hand.
Luckily, Brendan Frasier isn’t a celebrity. The world is safe…. for now.
sharkbite | May 3, 2006 at 10:32 am
Everybody’s having a god damn baby. I hate them.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
DonLes91 | May 3, 2006 at 10:33 am
Aw, c’mon! What about Looney Tunes: Back in Action? That was classic cinema! He was totally robbed for not getting some kind of award nomination for that masterpiece.
Junebug | May 3, 2006 at 10:40 am
Are they waiting for Xenu also?
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 10:49 am
@ 11-
I hate the smell of MeganHarris’s period too. Smells like rusted metal.
Jacq | May 3, 2006 at 11:05 am
#11 – Boys don’t get their periods, silly.
#20 – Rusted metal? Who are you?
He is the worst actor in the history of cinema. In ny opinion, he was out-acted by even Liz Hurley in Bedazzled and Blast From the Past was 2 hours of my life that I’ll never get back.
I do heart Christopher Walken, though! He’s the shizz.
krisdylee | May 3, 2006 at 11:10 am
Papa is the shizz…..
Dudes, just wanted you all to know how fucking hot I am.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 11:10 am
What do you mean, “Who am I?”
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 11:20 am
Let me be the first to step up and say Bravo to these Hollywood folks who have taken the 9 months to actually have a child and not just jump on the third world adoption bandwagon. Seriously, I’d rather be over run by spoiled children who are at least spawned by the people who spoil them (or at least their nannies). Angelina’s 10 adopted kids are going to be worse brats, think about it, you go from calling 2 grains of rice a “good day” to having the world? Oh yeah, add the over indulgence guilt giving that Angie is probably doing.
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 11:21 am
Jacq;
Hey tard boy, blood tastes like rusted metal. You aren’t a real man till you get your red-wings!!!
Hey, krisylee, how did the cock-hunt go the other night? I will believe you’re hot, cause I have nothing better to believe, and sterile computer interaction with a hot chick while I sit in my hotel is better than anything else I got.
Fuck, that wasn’t as funny written down as the voice told me it would be. Damn that voice, damn it to megan harris’s mangina!
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 11:24 am
Gerald Tarrant;
Bravo, Old Boy, Bravo!
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 11:34 am
@ 25- Thanks for the support Tranny. I’m glad I’m not the only digusting fuck in the crowd.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 11:45 am
since when is brendan fraser married to the chick that played Jan Brady on SNL?
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 11:47 am
or is that just Kathy Nijimy?
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 11:51 am
Krisdylee, there are so many things I could do to you for 30 seconds at time. We could make a day out of it. Or at least an hour.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 11:52 am
#25 just a heads up Jacq is a women…..I can’t say that she doesn’t have her red-wings though, because she’s cool like that.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Does Mr. Fraser even qualify as a celebrity. Wait, let me get a confirmation on that.
Err…yes Rosa?…baby get ..yeah, get up, clean your mouth,.. do you mind checking if Brandon or BRANDEN, ooooh BRENDAAN Fraser?!?! yeah I Know!! is a celeb?
*waitts*
Oh Okay…well folks Rosa tells me he is not.
pinky_nip | May 3, 2006 at 12:25 pm
What about George of the Jungle? That was awesome fucking cinema.
WTF | May 3, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Whos Brendan Frasier?
HollyJ | May 3, 2006 at 12:35 pm
he has the jawbone of an ass
look at that sucker
christ
Dr.Rokter | May 3, 2006 at 12:50 pm
#33 Or “Monkeybone”.
Movie Pitch: “How Jesus Saved Christmas”
Christmas is officially cancelled, because Santa (Brian Dennehy)is sick. A small New England town is at a loss as to what to do, until one brave young girl (TBA, note: can we find something for the “urban” demographic?) suggests, “praying to Jesus, because it’s His birthday”. The entire town stands around the town Christmas Tree chanting, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, etc.”, until Jesus (Paul Reiser) appears, and agrees to do Santa’s job. The girl’s cynical but lovable father (Brendan Fraser) has his faith restored as Jesus saves the day. The payoff comes when Santa makes Jesus an “honorary Santa” and gives him a hat. Jesus responds, “well, it’s better than a crown of thorns!” [Should play well in sticks. Also steal seasonal "Tim Allen" demographic].
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Stallion;
Jacq is a girl? Damn faceless internet!
Papa, One day, I to vow to have the stamina to go that long. This is why I can lift weights with my tongue, gotta keep the ladies interested in between monkey-humpin-speed-sex.
I have decided that Krisdylee has the body of a Brazillian model, the face is still a bit blurry though. Of course, after I get her drunk enough to let me touch, it’s gonna be blurry anyway. Yay booze!
Dr. Rokter; Funny shit man! Hey, never got an answer, can I have your penis after I help dremmel it off? No pressure or anything.
Dr.Rokter | May 3, 2006 at 1:14 pm
#37
Sorry to keep you waiting. I’ve changed my mind as I hear the Pope is against genital self-mutilation for some reason. Which, I might add, is never mentioned *once* in the Bible…
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 1:19 pm
*stops mutilating genitals, puts slinky back in box* My bad, thanks for the heads up, I surely would have gone and burned had I completed what I just began.
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 1:20 pm
SUPERFISH
That American Haunting add scares the bejesus out of me everytime my mouse hits it. Taking years off my life
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 1:33 pm
@40 I hit that shit accidently a couple times and everyone in the office is like “Stallion, what the fuck dude, stop that shit” I didn’t want to say anything but your not alone. It didn’t scare me though you pussy………….
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Fuck the American Haunting trailer, I keep screaming everytime I see Jewel on the right. I’m afraid she might sing me a song about a rainbow with a broken wing dying from our polluted air in a pool of tears from Jesus. Snaggled-tooth-cry-baby-tree-hugger. I bet she was cool when she was living out of her car in the Alaskan wilderness. Sing me a song about that. I want to hear a song about how she sucked cock for 3-day old bread from the fat fry-cook at “Tiny’s Tavern” in the dead of winter.
Whew, not sure what all that was about, but I feel better now.
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Stallion;
Of course you weren’t scared, you are in an office, whereas I am writing from a cemetary in Transylvania, in the dead of night, on Halloween, and Oprah is with me….ok, maybe a bit pussyish, but oh yeah, its a tight pussy, pretty, clean shaven and tastes just like Cuban coffee…
and fuck you very much for noticing!
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 2:24 pm
#43 correction, smells like a Cuban Cigar, get it right…..I mean it is your pussy…..
desi havoc | May 3, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Brendan who?
Fa Cube Itches | May 3, 2006 at 3:24 pm
9 – Nice Tina Yothers blast. I think she’s officially become the anti-Paris Hilton. Paris is mostly famous for being famous, and Tina is now mostly famous for being mentioned as someone who isn’t famous. Bizarre sort of harmonic convergence thing, there.
Fa Cube Itches | May 3, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Also – how badly must Brendan want to kill his agent? The guy talked him into both George of the Jungle AND Dudley Do-right. At least George was a relatively funny cartoon.
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Sicillian Burro;
(you know, the cute, harmless little white donkeys that look so cute in top hats)
Man, you have obviously never smoked a real Cuban cigar, I’d crawl in and live in a hoo-hoo that tastes that good.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I said smells like, I didn’t say taste…..
Learn how to read invalid……
I have had Cuban Cigars before and I do like them…..
I was just fucking with you anyway, and I only say that cause I think your funny…….
Oh yea, My whole family is in Napoli, if you no any better you will never call me anything that has to do with a Sicilian piece of shit again, please, and thank you….
TrannyGranny | May 3, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Stallion;
Dude, you know what’s funny? The Italian side of my family is half from Naples, half from Sicily. Talk about some serious arguments about food at get-togethers.
Speaking of reading, the word is “know”, not “no”. Speaka the inglish, a-mucha.