Last week, Brenda Song‘s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is a Cyrus grandchild fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ mommy hole. Quick, someone hold a box of Corn Pops up to her stomach and tell me if you see a pair of buckteeth trying to gnaw through. It’s the only way we’ll know.
Photos: Splash News
I don’t get it, i googled their heights and their height difference is supposedly only 30cm… It looks like 50 in these photos??? How the heck do they even kiss
It’s a shame. I had such high hopes she would grow into another hot former Disney slut.
This is how you FAIL at parenting.
this is the way a tattood aged person in dying from AIDS.
we’re filled we laughter now!!
In Tim Burton’s version of The Wizard Of Oz, the Scarecrow dates a flying monkey.
If he’s the Scarecrow then she’s the Wicked Witch about 50% into melting.
Dude looks like Ichabod Crane
Damn He is so tall or shes so short I don’t see a hump at all though
shes short. lol….so she wuz never pregnant huh…… ya well…. watever