Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh?

September 22nd, 2011 // 74 Comments

Last week, Brenda Song‘s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is a Cyrus grandchild fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ mommy hole. Quick, someone hold a box of Corn Pops up to her stomach and tell me if you see a pair of buckteeth trying to gnaw through. It’s the only way we’ll know.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. anon

    I don’t get it, i googled their heights and their height difference is supposedly only 30cm… It looks like 50 in these photos??? How the heck do they even kiss

  2. tlmck

    It’s a shame. I had such high hopes she would grow into another hot former Disney slut.

  3. AnnaDraconida

    This is how you FAIL at parenting.

  4. forrest gump

    this is the way a tattood aged person in dying from AIDS.
    we’re filled we laughter now!!

  5. Hugh Jazz

    In Tim Burton’s version of The Wizard Of Oz, the Scarecrow dates a flying monkey.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    If he’s the Scarecrow then she’s the Wicked Witch about 50% into melting.

  7. sarah

    Dude looks like Ichabod Crane

  8. Zeze

    Damn He is so tall or shes so short I don’t see a hump at all though

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    Diana
    Commented on this photo:

    shes short. lol….so she wuz never pregnant huh…… ya well…. watever

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