Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh?

September 22nd, 2011 // 74 Comments

Last week, Brenda Song‘s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is a Cyrus grandchild fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ mommy hole. Quick, someone hold a box of Corn Pops up to her stomach and tell me if you see a pair of buckteeth trying to gnaw through. It’s the only way we’ll know.

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  1. Cock Dr

    Now wouldn’t ya’ll want to see THIS sex tape?

  2. so sad

    I weep at the future of our youth!

  3. peanut

    i don’t get it.

  4. Schmidtler

    oh yeah, he’ll never regret getting all those tattoos. stay classy, Cyrus family!

  5. Gandalf and Smeagol go to the mall.

  6. V

    well what kind of mother wants to admit her dauther was fucking around with a horse?! poor girl. went horseback riding, ended up pregnant.

    was she not afraid of her asian mother? or maybe she made her have an abortion and locked her up in her room with a bunch of religious books and a violin.

  7. OnTheRealThough

    lmaoooo poor Billy Ray Cyrus. wtf is that thing??

  8. cherry toastems

    i read somewhere that he was adopted, but i think he looks a lot like miley (neigh, swish, stomp, stomp) what gives?

  9. hmna

    I thought the chick was Snooki for a second.

  10. Venom

    You have to have some pretty low self esteem to fuck Flo Rida and now this Cyrus creature and allow it to knock you up.

    Uggh.

    Her family must want to commit suicide.

  11. Mark

    How tall is that guy, I always thought really tall guys with short women looked weird together.

    • Schmidtler

      yeah, it’s just the being tall part that makes him look freaky. This dude could stand next to Dennis Rodman and still look freaky by comparison.

  12. Swearin

    Lincoln and Mary Todd for the Facebook generation. Anyway, I find it ironic soon-to-be new parents with no idea what they’re getting in to walk by a sign for a sitcom about new parents with no idea what they’re getting in to.

  13. I’m assuming he’s a lawyer, or possibly a bank executive? I’m not clear on what he does, but I’m guessing it’s a career with high levels of education and respect.

  14. skunk

    her parents must be thinking: honor killing

  15. Today’s Top Story: Disney reinvents John Lennon/Yoko Ono…anticipates better results

  16. Frank Burns

    I always wondered what happened to the son of the gyro-copter pilot from Mad Max 2 . . .

  17. Mr. Poop

    why is this ching chong bitch in the news?

  18. When the baby comes out looking like Tiger Woods is when the real hilarity will ensue.

  19. Bob

    Attention Walmart shoppers: Halloween came early this year!
    I’m really starting to feel badly for Billy Ray, the man has my sympathy – he can’t win for losing.

  20. Inmate 12236969

    Oh man if she has a flat head he’s got it made; while she’s giving him head he has a place to set his beer.

  21. Bobfrommarketting

    Man…I can smell the patchouli from here.

  22. titsonsnack

    wha? I have never heard of either one of these people before. I thought it was snooky walking around with a big lesbian.

  23. mel

    that guy is uglier than seth rogan’s a-hole. now her a-hole on the other hand, i would treat with great love and pungent affection!

  24. Mitch

    That dude is the biggest douche currently walking the planet. Love the facial tats – true class!

  25. Anybody who gets tattooed like this is a complete morn and shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

  26. Marceelf

    Don’t feel bad, Fish. We all wanted to believe her mother.

  27. dontlooknow

    Jeez, it’s just a long skirt – they’re in fashion now – everybody looks like a cow in them!

  28. Mickey01232000

    Look, it is Brenda Song walking along with Ichabod Crain!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just because a man resembles a circus freak doesn’t mean he can’t get a girlfriend…but it does help enormously to have ready access to money, lots of it.

  30. Jesse VanilaGorila James

    OMG OMG that chick with the tats is soo hot.
    i wanna fuckk her brains out.
    here chick!

  31. Tits McGee

    Jack Skellington, promoting the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3d.

  32. iola

    EW! She can do so much better!

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    Sweenis McFrecklenut
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like snookie

  34. anon

    perfect chick. she doesn’t even have to bend at the knees to give him head. she could just stand there and do it

  35. Racer X

    WTF!? Is she blind?

  36. MehdiN

    She: “Hey Mr., where are you taking me?”
    Him: “To get some candy from my white windowless soundproof candy van!”

  37. mupp

    It looks like an Ent is kidnapping a Hobbit!

    Read your Lord of the Rings …..

  38. Lola

    That is one of the ugliest guys I’ve ever seen…

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    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    the fuck is this

  40. Mr Obvious

    So I guess Miley is the good one of the family. She brings home the money, hasn’t gotten pregnant, and your eyes don’t bleed when looking at her.

  41. ET Phone Home

    Adios, turd nuggets

  42. Gnomepunter

    BALLS!

  43. Derp

    I love tattoos, lots of them. Full sleeves. Everything.

    But man, do they ever look fucking terrible on him.

  44. Carolyn

    What an ugly piece of shit he is.

  45. Mark

    what in the fuck?

  46. Brenda Song Pregnant Trace Cyrus
    Maggie
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is up with your shitty ads, every time I scroll through a picture some dumb bitches are walking across my screen, and then this crap music starts playing.

    This website is starting to suck, big time.

  47. Disgusted

    He looks like such a bad ass while strolling through the Macy’s fragrance department. Seriously, WTF is he trying to be anyway?

  48. AngusParvo

    Looks like pics from the set of the new Addams Family movie.

  49. Gerald Tarrant

    Hey Trace, you missed a spot…

  50. Brenda Song Pregnant Trace Cyrus
    Lpppooooll
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he so ugly? The world will never care to find out.

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