Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh?

Last week, Brenda Song’s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is a Cyrus grandchild fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ mommy hole. Quick, someone hold a box of Corn Pops up to her stomach and tell me if you see a pair of buckteeth trying to gnaw through. It’s the only way we’ll know.

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