Last week, Brenda Song‘s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is a Cyrus grandchild fixin’ to burst outta that dang ol’ mommy hole. Quick, someone hold a box of Corn Pops up to her stomach and tell me if you see a pair of buckteeth trying to gnaw through. It’s the only way we’ll know.
Photos: Splash News
Now wouldn’t ya’ll want to see THIS sex tape?
no no and no…it would be like watching child porn, fuck is she short!
It’s like the Chinese Marilyn Manson!
I weep at the future of our youth!
i don’t get it.
oh yeah, he’ll never regret getting all those tattoos. stay classy, Cyrus family!
Gandalf and Smeagol go to the mall.
Insulting Gandalf and Smeagol like that is a big mistake; karma gonna get ya
well what kind of mother wants to admit her dauther was fucking around with a horse?! poor girl. went horseback riding, ended up pregnant.
was she not afraid of her asian mother? or maybe she made her have an abortion and locked her up in her room with a bunch of religious books and a violin.
I think her mother found out that Trace isn’t Asian, and she’s in complete denial now.
lmaoooo poor Billy Ray Cyrus. wtf is that thing??
it’s not his. he’s adopted. miley’s mom had him before she met billy.
i read somewhere that he was adopted, but i think he looks a lot like miley (neigh, swish, stomp, stomp) what gives?
Adopted by Billy Ray, Tish claims all rights to Mr Ed
I thought the chick was Snooki for a second.
I also thought that it was Snookoid.
Yeah, I was going to say Snooki looks like, well, Asian. She must be really schnockered.
You have to have some pretty low self esteem to fuck Flo Rida and now this Cyrus creature and allow it to knock you up.
Uggh.
Her family must want to commit suicide.
He takes half dirty sister pics and leaks them to TMZ. It is a position of great importance and commands great respect in the Cyrus Clan, second only to Chief Diddler.
whoops, meant for MFS
How tall is that guy, I always thought really tall guys with short women looked weird together.
yeah, it’s just the being tall part that makes him look freaky. This dude could stand next to Dennis Rodman and still look freaky by comparison.
Lincoln and Mary Todd for the Facebook generation. Anyway, I find it ironic soon-to-be new parents with no idea what they’re getting in to walk by a sign for a sitcom about new parents with no idea what they’re getting in to.
I’m assuming he’s a lawyer, or possibly a bank executive? I’m not clear on what he does, but I’m guessing it’s a career with high levels of education and respect.
Which tatts gave it away? the neck ones? the side cheek ones? The knuckle ones?
her parents must be thinking: honor killing
Today’s Top Story: Disney reinvents John Lennon/Yoko Ono…anticipates better results
I always wondered what happened to the son of the gyro-copter pilot from Mad Max 2 . . .
Haha! Thought the same thing instantly seeing that picture!
why is this ching chong bitch in the news?
When the baby comes out looking like Tiger Woods is when the real hilarity will ensue.
Attention Walmart shoppers: Halloween came early this year!
I’m really starting to feel badly for Billy Ray, the man has my sympathy – he can’t win for losing.
Oh man if she has a flat head he’s got it made; while she’s giving him head he has a place to set his beer.
Man…I can smell the patchouli from here.
wha? I have never heard of either one of these people before. I thought it was snooky walking around with a big lesbian.
that guy is uglier than seth rogan’s a-hole. now her a-hole on the other hand, i would treat with great love and pungent affection!
That dude is the biggest douche currently walking the planet. Love the facial tats – true class!
Anybody who gets tattooed like this is a complete morn and shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
Don’t feel bad, Fish. We all wanted to believe her mother.
Jeez, it’s just a long skirt – they’re in fashion now – everybody looks like a cow in them!
Look, it is Brenda Song walking along with Ichabod Crain!
Just because a man resembles a circus freak doesn’t mean he can’t get a girlfriend…but it does help enormously to have ready access to money, lots of it.
OMG OMG that chick with the tats is soo hot.
i wanna fuckk her brains out.
here chick!
Jack Skellington, promoting the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3d.
Genius…you win the internet for today.
EW! She can do so much better!
She looks like snookie
perfect chick. she doesn’t even have to bend at the knees to give him head. she could just stand there and do it
WTF!? Is she blind?
She: “Hey Mr., where are you taking me?”
Him: “To get some candy from my white windowless soundproof candy van!”
It looks like an Ent is kidnapping a Hobbit!
Read your Lord of the Rings …..
That is one of the ugliest guys I’ve ever seen…
the fuck is this
So I guess Miley is the good one of the family. She brings home the money, hasn’t gotten pregnant, and your eyes don’t bleed when looking at her.
But your ears DO bleed when she sings, even if you’re several states away.
Adios, turd nuggets
BALLS!
I love tattoos, lots of them. Full sleeves. Everything.
But man, do they ever look fucking terrible on him.
What an ugly piece of shit he is.
what in the fuck?
WTF is up with your shitty ads, every time I scroll through a picture some dumb bitches are walking across my screen, and then this crap music starts playing.
This website is starting to suck, big time.
He looks like such a bad ass while strolling through the Macy’s fragrance department. Seriously, WTF is he trying to be anyway?
Looks like pics from the set of the new Addams Family movie.
Hey Trace, you missed a spot…
Why is he so ugly? The world will never care to find out.