While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he’s still showing up for work on Tuesday because you’re not winning if you don’t have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I’ve ever read in my life:
I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don’t even do that anymore. Yeah, I love sex, so what?
Wow. Case closed. I can admit when I’m wrong. In the meantime, how does one even end up on a private jet en route to Whore Island anyway? By tweeting the following, of course:
What’s more painful than anal sex? Not getting to have any anal sex. Would someone come fuck me in the ass please?
That was sent at three a.m. Wednesday morning, and less than 12 hours later she found herself in the air wondering if her love of anal sex didn’t just kill her. Physically, this time. Granted, Charlie says the gun isn’t loaded, but then why does he keep opening the door and firing at passing planes because “they’re the problem?” Also, he told a duck to stop dancing for “Hiram Jewberg’s bagel crumbs” then ripped its beak off after he swore it called him Ben Franklin. “Everyone knows he’s the faggot one. Or was it Adams? Oh, God, Mr. Quacks!”
Photos: Courtesy of ClubBreeOlson.com (NSFW)
OK sick of Charlie Sheen no more updates till he dies of an overdose of drugs , or pussy.
Just when I thought it was brunettes I preferred, you throw me a couple of hot-assed blonds the last couple of days.
Supposedly Sheen spent 900K on cars for his porn star gf’s just recently. It is only this girl and 1 other from what was written. That ass must be really be something to shoot cum up into.
Do you really think that i’m that stupid to make half the world pregnant? There’s a big responsibility on just putting a child on the world. I guess i’m not that much enough an asshole. I’m grouped and i want to move a little bit more free than otherwise. I would say keep staring on the numbers.
Good luck to them anyway. Quit tapping my phones and so on. Stop stalking me.
How about those supermarket bills getting sent to the media. It’s almost to ridiculous for words. Is this recognizable?
Phones tapped as well?
Grouping and stalking secret services?
Old women who squeeze your butt when you’re somewhere lined up?
I must get out as soon as possible here because i can’t move an inch as a free citizen.
Well?
And that’s what you get. That’s just to avoid wrong ideas… I know how you study these things like it’s the holy script.
Is that you Charlie?
yep, SHE LIKES TO SUCK TOO.
Quick get me her address.
I’d like to helper.
Help her lower her ass onto my dick.
“After the rest of C. Sheen’s girl friends had bragged about how deep they could go, Bree Olson just smiled while her chair slowly disappeared underneath her…”
Bree is f-ing great. So cute, so dirty. If I had Charlie’s money I would fuck girls like Bree 24/7 and have briefcases full of coke too (I don’t do drugs, but just in case…).
Then again I wouldn’t s*it where I eat, he had good thing going with “2 and 1/2 men”. Pissing off mr. Lorre was stupid. Pissing off Hollywood jews was retarded, they don’t forgive or forget
Her future looks like… daipers and enema. After years of anal sex/anal abuse, dont tell me smb’s ass is still normal or close to it. Amazing how many porn stars defy the laws if Physics and Anatomy, isnt it?
rofl. This is why I don;t do “booty-love” , exit only. You can be fantastic in bed without a loose ass.
it
is
ok
to love sex!!!
but it is not ok to NOT love yourself. Men watching porn excessively is a HUGE TURN OFF to me and many women. It is weakness. I could do it to, but why should I ? And ruin my sex life and drive? Stay in shape, eat well, and be passionte. Simple No porn needed. Oh, and suck a mean dick!
the fuck are you babbling about? I’ve known plenty of women who watch a good deal of porn, and i’m not talking nasty skanks, before you even try to flip the script .. oftentimes they want to watch it with their significant other, find it a huge turn on, and if they dont, they STILL dont get bent out of shape that their man chooses to. And it has jack shit to do w staying in shape, eating well, and/ or being passionate. If that ruins YOUR sex life/drive, thats on you, sorry to break it to you.
I am looking forward to see the exact same answers when shes up on “Inside The Actors Studio”
Mel Gibson does not play dumb about 9/11 either.
oh good she loves it when you are a pain in the ass.
Fish, I would like to personally thank you for moving Ms. Olson to the top of the page. You’ve saved us from immediately seeing Gary Shirley’s ass at the top. I thought we would be stuck until the Most Important People post. Kudos!
ditto
Every home in america needs on of these!
I believe Schopenhauer said something similar when he said “life is pain”.
If Charlie didn’t do his rant to Alex Jones, the letter to TMZ and the followup at GMA deep dipping into cocaine, or prescription amphetamines but did the whole thing perfectly straight, then the guy is just fucken nuts.
No wonder people were telling him to keep his mouth shut. If he opened it the whole game would be over because everyone would find out that he’s really loony tunes.
ugh i don’t know why but this chick and most other porn stars look like they stink really bad.
you know, kinda like a combination of VD, cat urine, semen, beer and cigar smoke.
mmm, yeahs i wants me some of that
The ONLY way you could decipher that from these photos is if you’ve already got a bullshit preconceived notion in your head…she looks ridiculously well groomed and is beautiful, so for you to say she looks like she stinks, well, maybe thats just wishful thinking on your part, you sick fuck. funny part is, you say this shit but if she showed up at your door, you’d drag your tiny dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
All anal, all the time? Haha, marry me, Bree.
why is she using a dishtowel to wipe the Windex off the counter?
yeah, maybe i did jerk off a few times to bree olson, but i did never laughed to that human disgrace called “two & a half men”. and that, is called dignity.
She looks a bit scary. I used to think she was really cute until she stopped caking her face with makeup.
Good luck with those Depends, Bree.
She was friends with a friend of mine. She’s ugly as shit without makeup on.
She’s gonna have a size 9 poop shoot. This whole article makes my starfish pucker with fear.
Charlie and his gaggle of whores need to all just get in a limo and play Lady Di and the Paparazzi so I don’t have to see this shit on here anymore. He’s a coked out loser with a bunch of mental chicks with daddy issues who claim to love sex to try to justify the fact that they are simply greedy and lazy and in need of constant attention from guys to fill the gaping void inside and the fact that they know it’s all they have to offer.
t’s been done it’s old it needs to die a flaming death.
I’ve never been to this site but man do these comments crack me up. this is better than television
How do you know when a porn kitten cums? Do you have to yell “Action!” or just sign the check?
you don’t need to ease it in with her. she wouldn’t even feel a baseball bat.
“FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A porn star who has been linked to “Two and a half Men” star Charlie Sheen was arrested last week in Fort Wayne for drunk driving.”
Dude, I always just figured if you like the butt so much why not just go full gay, aren’t you just kiddin yourself anyway?
Yea obviously she cleans it out before the sex… Girls who like anal are so awesome and so rare. Hopefully it’ll start getting more popular because damn is it the best thing EVER!!!!
WHAT, there are 20 dollar hookers? WHERE?
the cheapest i have ever heard of is 60 for a blowjob, yeah, i heard that from a friend who tells me things,
DAMN DAMN, Ive, Imean My friend has been wasting all his money!!!
MY NAME IS JAMES BITCH
because doing a guy in the butt is DISGUSTING!
doing a girl in the butt is AMAZING!!!
guys are gross in general, that’s just how we guys are, gross, disgusting,
HAVE you seen how much girls take care of themselves? the shaving, the waxing, girls take really good care of themselves, they always smell nice, they always look their best,
guys also take care of themselves like everyone else, but, girls take it to the extreme,
SO when you go to put your dick in their butt, same thing, a nice delicious round waxed butt, not some hairy disgusting mooshy guy butt,
that’s why we do it with girls, because it feels amazing, the butt is tighter than the pussy, and if you come in their butt they wont get pregnant, and, with a gay guy, HE is EXPECTING to put his penis in your butt, but with girls, they dont ;)
Actually, the full term is “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Turtlehead”.
That comes with being 12.
lol@K Soze
deacon whats being a virgin like?
She has a tight twat! She can really handle a cock. You should see her in Brea’s Summer Camp where she takes a cream pie! Really sexy. Nice vagina as well with beautiful lips. – wet and soft!
I would be all up in that ass and pussy. Good pick Charlie.
See this chick RULES!!! She wants anal sex, she’s a clean little pretty whore. That’s what men want… Not stupid fucking celebrity movie star/teen idol pop star shit that this site consistently covers. No one cares about them… Men want the REAL DEAL. Get it yet? That’s why Charlie Sheen spends his cash on this chick and not buying dinner and flowers for the absolutely UNATTRACTIVE chicks this site normally covers. I only read this site so I can use the girl gossip to disarm women of their guarded attitude and then do like Charlie and fuck them in the ass! Bree Olson is the brightest light of the future for all men!
ahahhahah i recognized it too!
Goddamn woman you’re killing me!!!!
It’s actually 5K supposedly
totally missing my point. a)i doubt she cares what you label her, b)she made a shit ton of money from porn, as well as apparently, being Charlie’s whore on stand by…far as i’m concerned, more power to her.
then why don’t you leave this site and go to a porn site instead and whack your little average sized penis off cuz that would probably be way more entertaining for you then staying on this website and complaining.