The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has just revoked her bail and issued a new bench warrant for her arrest citing five violations stemming from her SCRAM, according to TMZ. It was reported earlier today that Lindsay’s alcohol monitoring device went off at a party Sunday which prompted her to go on Twitter and, I shit you not, claim people were just seeing a light-up party favor someone stuck in her boot. (Screen caps here in case she has the wherewithal to realize there’s now documented evidence of her bullshit.):
-My scram wasn’t set off-Its physically impossible considering I’ve nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrong
-This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I’ve been more than I’m compliance &feeling great
-@lightaaron it’s from the light up bracelet Johnny put on me-also, they can check probation records for alcohol as i got tested YESTERDAY
What I love most about Lindsay is she doesn’t even stop to think how a light-up bracelet could somehow send a report to the courthouse letting them know she’s knocking back Grey Goose to make the tremors stop. Then again, if I sat in a bathtub full of crushed-up Vicodin all day I’d probably start blaming pinatas for crashing the stock market. You candy-filled sons of whores!
UPDATE: And she posted bail already, but is out $100,000 from the first warrant. Maybe if someone tried explaining things to Lindsay in kilos instead of dollars she wouldn’t violate her probation so much. Just a thought.