BREAKING: Rihanna Tweeted Something That May Or May Not Be About Chris Brown

May 2nd, 2012 // 35 Comments
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Rihanna is either an ardent follower of Astrology or she’s like a kid trying to put her hand as close as she can to a cage with a snarling dog inside. Either way this gets filed under high school drama which apparently is a recurring theme today. Via Hollywood Life:

#Pisces are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners,” Rihanna retweeted.

Everybody knows you can’t deny the ironclad science behind star readings, so I checked out Chris Brown‘s horoscope to see if I could find out how he might react.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You will find yourself in an unusually angry mood today when a loved one peeps your phone. Keep a cool head, but firmly let them know that you won’t tolerate disrespect. Know that Grammies are in your future and that wealth trumps all and ultimately justifies your arrogance. Also, keep endlessly grabbing your dick in concert because illiterate 14 year-olds seem to eat that shit up.

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  1. Chris Brown

    Shut yo mouth!

  2. Frank Burns

    So getting punched, kicked, and even bitten by someone is ‘uncaring’? What is murder then, ‘uncouth’? Get some help, Rihanna. FFS!

  3. da troof

    who gives a flying rat’s fuck about this wh0re, or her man-child partner in crime…yet we’re regaled daily by the fish! weak

    • Schmidtler

      She spent at least a week half naked, shitfaced drunk, ass humping everything in sight – plus her idiot mouth is a goldmine of stupid, so get used to seeing her on this site alot. A week of drunken half naked ass humping to this site is like winning the Masters – you get to show up at Augusta anytime you like.

  4. EricLr

    Chris Brown responded:

    #Taurus are rich and famous, but have girlfriends who don’t know when to shut the hell up.

  5. this skank and her drama bores me.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    by pisces she means weak minded women.

  7. I’m thinking she may have a conch shell for a vagina.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Is that a screen shot from HBO’s “AC Hookers” documentary?

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    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa

  10. Clarence Beeks

    I would love to punch her in the face. I detest Chris Brown, but the more Rhianna opens her mouth, I fault him less and less.

  11. We

    Pisces, eh? You know you beat fish to tenderize it.

  12. catapostrophe

    No need to capitalize astrology. Also: 14-year-olds.

    Just sayin’!

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    I really dont get the appeal of this THING!!! Ugh! IMO, this is the ugliest woman eva!

  14. Death

    Nancy Spungen was a Pisces and Sid Vicious was a Taurus. We all know how that ended.

    Good Luck

  15. FIyah

    Aries are better

  16. MarkM

    And here I thought Pisces were annoying cunts whose careers I wish would hurry up and end.

  17. Rihanna Ripped Fishnets Booty Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl spends some time on her knees.

  18. I’m going to win a Grammy? Sweet!

  19. I lose interest in her the moment she stops singing.

  20. JungleRed

    Umm…you forgot your pants.

  21. Herman Bumfudle

    k! i drink coffee in the morning?

  22. Professor

    Its pretty funny, that almost no one likes this woman (including me). Honestly, it takes a lot for the seemingly majority of people to hate your whorish vapid existence. well done ugly chick from some island.

  23. Ugh

    can we just acknowledge the fact that that is not a real side cut? It’s supposed to look shaved but there are only wisps of hair-THE BITCH IS BALD!! maybe if she took care of her hair instead of slapping weave on top she’d still have some left…

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Crotchless pantyhose….HOT

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    Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    She got fat again

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