BREAKING: Miranda Kerr Wants To Bang Women

March 31st, 2014 // 41 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr posing nude for the April issue of British GQ where she reveals she’s open to having sex with a woman now that she’s single. Which – okay, you got me – doesn’t really count as breaking news because this happened already. I wrote about this happening. You guys don’t miss a trick.

Adding… If you click on anything today, immediately clear the room and make it this. (You’re welcome.)

Photos: British GQ

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  1. Miranda Kerr Nude GQ British
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    Those new tits look great. A wise investment.

  2. Miranda Kerr Nude GQ British
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    Fuck yes.

  3. I’m all for her getting down with other women as long as I’m invited to watch and/or participate.

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    Cock Dr
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    It’s a crying shame if she’s not having sex with someone, anyone.

  5. The only thought of Miranda and Nina Agdal, or Miranda and Candice Swanepoel naked eating each other’s pussies makes me instantly hard.

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    tinafeystaintmole
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    Seriously? Am I going to have to be the first one now? Ok fine….. DAT ASS

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    rican
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    Is that ass photoshopped? Because even if it isn’t, I would like to set up permanent residence in there.

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    MarketingMike
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    I have no problem if she wants to munch rugs when I’m out of town.
    I’m keeping my place in line, thank you….

  9. Cher X

    Look at me! Look at me! ME! ME! ME!

  10. rican

    My tongue up and down that ass crack canyon, all day all night.

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    JJ
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    Just think Bieber hit it. So sad.

    • MarketingMike

      Yet another Model fooled by maple lore…
      Reality is so cruel: 18″ Canadian = 3″ USD

      • MarketingMike

        To my Canadian Brothers, please let me correct myself:
        It’s 18″ Bieber = 3″ USD. Sorry about that, please forgive.

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    Indiana Jones
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    Oh to ber her left calf

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    Flatliner
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    Eat shit Miranda. If you came out with this news BB (before Bieber) I would have jizzed all over any photo of you. But now, instead of other women, I suggest you go fuck yourself instead.

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    Raise your hand (your free hand) if you didn’t click on View Full Size.

  15. MarketingMike

    She had me at “Click Full Size” before I read a single word…
    I cannot tell a lie.

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    What the hell do you mean “it’s 6pm”. I only started staring at this a few minutes after I started lunch and….oh dear.

  17. So that’s what a billion dollars buys you. Guess I’d better start saving my pennies.

    Ah, fuck it. I’mma go buy some cheetos and whack off.

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    Sweet merciful Jesus.

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    That is a butt made to be kissed. Often. By me.

  20. She wants to fuck women now, huh? I guess I better make an appointment with the sexual reassignment doc.

  21. Funny, though… hot as she is, I read the headline as “Miranda Kerr is Desperate For Attention”.

  22. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    If she’s had whatever passes for sex with Bieber, she’s already done the lesbian sex bit.
    This time, she wants the other woman to use the strap-on.

  23. anonymous

    She was with Orlando Bloom for a while. Can’t be that much difference between a chick and Orlando Bloom.

  24. right

    What most of you aren’t aware: she is 3-1/2 months pregnant with the baby of some billionaire she started bangin during the end of her marriage. They are moving in together.

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    Cock Dr
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    Those Aussies were fighting over who would get to put the tiger in her tank.

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    In all truth my hand often gets in a fight with my penis over Miranda Kerr…oh look, there it goes again!

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    Oh my…I’m not gay anymore. Geez.

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    This photo is very acceptable. Her head is still weird though.

  29. Miranda Kerr Nude GQ British
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    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

    The world may never know… tehehe!

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