BREAKING: Lindsay’s Lawyer Just Quit

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2010

Coming off the heels of Lindsay shopping around a $1 million post-jail interview and to the absolute surprise of no one, her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley just resigned, according to TMZ. I’m going to assume Lindsay was presented with a bill this morning only to try and to pretend she was a plant. “Trees don’t have money.” *stands very still*

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