BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Still Has Those Big Breasts With Freckles On Them

September 5th, 2013 // 50 Comments

If there’s one thing that’s kept me humble over the years – *sips coffee out of crystal decanter, realizes Photo Boy forgot to address him as “Mr. Scaramanga,” shoots him with golden gun* – it’s never touting anything I do here as having the slightest semblance of importance whatsoever. That being said, this post is probably the most pertinent and valuable information you will receive today. I can’t think of anything that could possibly be more vital to you, a citizen of the world, and I say that with complete humility. I’m simply the vessel.

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    Freckled boob envy

  2. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
    the old man
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    Looking like every one of her 50 years… Wait, what?

  3. And they are still as GROSS and overrated as the rest of her.

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    ruckus
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    I can’t tell if that is a baby bump or a bagel bump.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Jessie Pinkman! This Sprite is not gonna meth itself!”

  6. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Worst Wonder Woman audition, ever!!”

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    Even the Disney Princesses are getting a dark, gritty reboot.

  8. dunkydoo

    is it halloween already?

  9. You’re doing god’s work, Fish.

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    Smapdi
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    On the next episode of “Xena: Warrior Princess”, too much time partying with Bacchus turns Gabrielle into a befreckled redhead skank with gray teeth.

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    JC
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    The “coke-bloated, 50-year-old back up dancer for Fleetwood Mac” look is totally in this year.

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    An iPhone shaped flask. Clever.

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s still a fine looking woman despite the mileage, but the fresh dewy glow of youth and health is gone forever.
    Sun exposure and smoking are bad for everyone but gingers show their epidermal wear & tear more than most.
    But hey…still alive and not in jail. Apparently eating too, unlike some in the Lohan clan.

  14. Fresco

    Fish, you lost me at slightest semblance. That said, she looks quite healthy, even if somewhat ridiculous.

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    anon
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    Fine looking woman?!

    Is that sarcasm or are you on crack? (can’t tell by your tone)
    Lindsay is beat! At one time; long, long ago; in a galaxy far, far away; she WAS definitely flappable.
    Not now.

  16. ace11

    Those things are Huge

    wait until she bears children

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    Ally looks terrible.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    I would have thought she would be drinking Coke.

  19. Slap Dance

    So when did she get the collagen injections?

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    He looks like he’s seriously considering driving this thing off the Brooklyn Bridge.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    *Flexes witchy-claw hand*
    “Soon my pretties, soon!”

  22. everything about her is so…blobby.

  23. It’s not like the freckles on her tits will go away… sorta like the herpes lesions on her labia.

  24. Kimmy

    Her breasts are big, but they’re still only a 36 cup. Her full measurements are here:

    http://celebritysupper.com/measurements/lindsay-lohan-bra-size-weight-hair-color-ethnicity

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    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    A beautiful copper tressed viking maiden, with many STD’s of course, and a drug habit/alcoholism.
    BUT could be hot if not for your penis dropping off after being with her…..

  26. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Do you have any vodka in there? I need to fill up my Sprite bottle!”

  27. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Oh my God! Are you a hobbit?… Can you get me a movie part?”
    “Uh…Let’s talk about this inside the heavily tinted windows of this sound proof limo with no video recording equipment.”

  28. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Excuse me, Angel of death coming through!”

  29. She is aging at a horrible rate.

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    Galadriel as portrayed by Lindsay Lohan in Michael Bay’s adaptation of The Fellowship of the Ring.

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    Mack
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    so lickable and fuckable.

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    LalaRR
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    It think it’s a bagel bump. She was on Adderall, which keeps people thin. What I don’t understand is how is it that she got even older looking after getting off drugs/alcohol? I understand weight gain, but it’s like her face fell, too.

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    alan
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    They are beautiful

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    bernard
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    Seen here carrying her “spit bottle”.

  35. Lindsay has very nice breasts.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Wendy Nichols Saints Of The Zodiac Fashion Show
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    “Okay, okay. Everyone can stop looking. I found my a coke snorting straw. It was in my handbag, the whole time. Duh…”

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    She’s still #1on my Under 30 Dead Pool.

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    broduhjenner
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    woah. ali lohan looks like shit.

    • Subee

      You really think that’s Ali Lohan, lol. That doesn’t look anything like Ali Lohan. Ali may look older, but come on now.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    hanging out with family. tell stevie, prince phillip harris said hi.

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