BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Exercised

The Superficial / February 25, 2011

“Please… I need butter…”

Do not adjust your monitors. This is Jessica Simpson leaving a gym yesterday where she’s been working out with Tracy Anderson, the woman behind Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow’s current figures, although I’m sure she touts the latter way more than the former.

JESSICA: So, who was your last client?
TRACY: This corpse.
JESSICA: Ohmygod, she’s so skinny! I love it.
TRACY: *moves Madonna’s jaw* Hi, Jessica. You’re gonna be hot like me soon.
JESSICA: And she knows my name! I have to call my fiance.

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