BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence Possibly Sh*tfaced In This Dress Where You Can Sort Of See Her Butt

May 1st, 2014 // 12 Comments
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The Internet’s girlfriend, and unwitting target of Jack Nicholson‘s coke-fueled lust, Jennifer Lawrence, recently told Seth Myers she got so drunk she puked at an Oscars after-party.

Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!

While it may seem odd that she wasn’t immediately drained of life once incapacitated in front of such a powerful and ancient necromancer, or that Miley Cyrus appeared to be a voice of reason in this scenario, we should all remember that you can sort of almost see Jennifer Lawrence’s butt in some of these pictures. Jennifer+Lawrence+Drunk+Butt (Call me, Google.)

Photo: Getty, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus as a voice of reason. Now I’ve heard it all.

  2. Average actress, doughy body.

    Miley Cyrus who spent 9 days in the hospital for allergies or whatever bullshit she claimed she had told her to get it together, that’s rich.

  3. JC

    Oh, please. If there had been cameras around, Miley would have twerked her ass around in the vomit and/or tried to catch some on her tongue.

  4. Come on, now, can’t a girl get drunk as fuck and barf all over the place once in a while? After all, she’s surrounded by her rich girl friends. What better place to act out?

  5. She’s lucky she puked it up. Sounds like Madonna was spiking drinks with her special youth-stealing elixir. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t steal youth and give it to Madonna. It just drains the youth out of others so that Madonna doesn’t look so ancient by comparison. Lindsay got hooked on it a while back.

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    Yes. I. Would.

  7. She can get Drunk and Throw-Up at my house anytime see wants!

  8. PassingTrue

    At this point it’s still cute. Enjoy it now. It will pass.

  9. The most beautiful actress ♥
    I love you in anything

  10. Stryfe

    Google the buttplug story and picture the noises she makes during insertion. It’ll make up for anything written here.

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    whatever dogg
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    I love how she ain’t wearing underwear in this dress. It’s like… her pussy is so *vulnerable*… I bet she was a bit moist at the thought too.

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