While Charlie Sheen plotted his grand legal scheme to sue Warner Bros. for a hundred jillion space bucks, porn star Britney Amber tried to gain access to Clam Manor yesterday only to be turned away by security. Granted, her first mistake was having tits that could fill more than a thimble, since when did winning involve less porn stars on the buffet table? Maybe my simple terrestrial mind can’t handle the thought process here, but I don’t see how having a spare is ever a bad idea. You get some duct tape and toss her in the basement for a bloody rainy day. And if her owner comes looking for her, you stab him in the dick with your pocket knife then feast on the steam rising from his wounds into your shark nostrils. Duh. Only a troll wouldn’t know that. — Wait a minute…
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hip hip hooray, **asshole**
is that hew new home she’s holding?
I like her box.
Sorry…I couldn’t resist.
I don’t classify winning as catching every STD known to man.
+1
The box is being used like a catheter to trap her slow dripping gonorrhea then send to sheen for nourishment, allowing him to summon his eagle powers!
That jaundiced nail color is so classy.
I’m sure she’d be a good nanny to the Sheen offspring. They could all take shifts at the Sober Ranch, because you really don’t want to be tonguing each other & drilling bong hits in front of the little ones. The lawyers would run hard with that kinda stuff.
ugly fucking boots!
she’s way better then the other busted “goddesses”, especially the one with the giant mole on her head…
No zip, she’ll starve to death before she gets delievered.
LOL too true! :D
Calling them ‘Goddesses’ is actually demeaning to women. They’re whores. I used to think this guy was cool but smoking filtertips and paying hookers, it’s not cool. He even looks like a smack head now.
I pee pee poo poo he he.
Turd. Grow up.
Says “Sir Crap Alot”. GTFO.
I cannot believe people responded to this.
“alot” is two words Sir.
It is but not in my nick.
It is in your nick you dick sucker.
A first!. Name spelling correction. This is huge it means alot.
I am sorry. I am pee pee and poo poo from my ipad.
I am so angry I can’t contain myself.
I see a hint of pink pantie in pic. #4.
My nemesis is back I see.
We call him “big cc”
Maybe Charlie gave up hookers for lent?
Nice thighs!
Didn’t know that porn stars had to try this hard.
Thank you Charlie. I no longer have to download ton’s of crap porn to get to the good stuff. I just download whatever you are watching/doing. Winning. Capri=losing.
Take Back she sucks and not in the literal for although she does.
She actually looks sort of cute. Is she gross without make up? Chasey Lain gross?
Now thats one gross ass bitch. And yet a GREAT song. God bless punk
That’s a name I haven’t heard since college.
Is this bitch fucking retarded?
eeeeew,… certainly looked hotter while holding the box
Maybe her labia isn’t big enough to qualify as a foothill in the Himalayas.
well thisgirl has some low self esteem issues if she thinks she is low enough for Charlie Sheen.
It was all fun and games until yesterday when Tila Tequila said she wanted to move in to Clam Manor (also known a Case Cooze, The Porn Palace, Tiger Blood Winning Adonis Penis House, and Planned Parenthood).
After the shock of that horror wore off, Charlie realized things had gone too far and ordered a security shutdown (also called a “whore lockout” in legal terms), just in time apparently, as Britney Amber and her failing liver might have slipped through the cracks otherwise.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-involved/index.htm
You know why she can’t get in the front door? She won’t open up the back door.
Charlie Sheen is definitely not winning. Turning down Britney Amber?? Britney Amber is the hottest pornstar on the Earth.. How could he turn her down. Dumb ass. Way hotter then his goddesses.. She is the real goddess. Just watch her porn. She is by far the hottest girl on the planet!
^ Clearly a Britney Amber sock puppet
Sweet Jesus I hope that box is filled with nothing but reality.
Clearly a fucking loser who searches celebrities on the superficial instead of watching porn like every other hetero-sexual male. So we already know Superficial is your favorite site so whats your second favorite site? ilovesuckingcock.com? You could never get hard for a real girl let alone Britney Amber. The real goddess!
If that box contains her dignity, it’s over-sized.
Looks like crap on film.
Tastes and feels great. Like looking at my cock.
Does not taste like crap or feel like it.
Wait, your cock doesn’t taste like crap? You know what your cock tastes like?
What looks like crap on film??? WTF!? Yeaaa best pornstar and no other girl fucks better than her// If so tell me who and she is a solid 12 hands down hottest girl!
That’s Retarded
and thighs, and skirt, and face!
Hand Delivered post by a Porn star.
well, the stand up comedian is in every one of us.
“Beverly Hills P.O.”…. P.O. what you fucking idiot! Because if you are going to his house that’s not a fucking P.O. BOX which I can only assume you meant. Little details turn me on people, and I’m sorry but I am not turned on.
Charlie Sheen such a person is on the news, his history has been a woe.
Since you guys are so uneducated on the topic of pornography i just wanted to say something. These pornstars have no STI’s except ones they possibly got from Charlie Sheen. They are tested constantly and go through a barrage of tests to make sure they have none. She wouldn’t be one anymore if she had any. And plus the second they get one thats their 2 week notice. To get their shit packed and their pension collected and setup an account so they can continue receiving money from their previous films and works.
Her parents tried to be supportive when she wanted the breast implant surgery at 16. They stood behind her when she started stripping for eightballs at 18. Dad even encouraged her by showing her porn movie to all the guys at work at 21…but this is the last straw!!! No parent deserves to see his daughter fall this far from grace.
Why is this news?
And what the hell is so great about a whore who has to get tested for STI’s all the time? No wonder why this world is so fucked up every one loves whores and celebrity crack heads.
she has very STD known to man! GROSS haha