Brangelina wishes to be seen now

August 11th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie graced the mortal world with their combined presence last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Now there’s a happy couple who undoubtedly spent their evening making passionate love – while stealing multi-ethnic babies from a nursery. They’re that good.

Photos: Flynet, Getty, Splash News

  1. Galtacticus

    Brad Pitt is hiding his eyes.What’s going on with them?

  2. sarah

    Also spelled incorrectly is basTARDS. not TERDS. C’mon now.

  3. Tom K

    Angelina Joli is still hot!!!! That’s a good looking woman looks like, she needs to put on a few pounds like she was in Tomb Raider, but other than that she looks healthy and sexy as hell.

  4. Rhialto

    It looks like they had a party last night.

  5. Sheena

    Sarah @52 – Look at the backdrop. That’s the way the movie title is spelled. Pay attention, dearie.

  6. Kathleen

    Jolie > Fox

  7. Jacqueyess

    Ohhh she is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!. She looks beautiful in those photos

  8. shes sexy

    13- haha shut the hell up. her face is perfect – you’re nuts. she should gain 15 pounds though.

  9. jolie is jolie to the extreme

    25 – stunning sex goddess eyes, defined elegant jaw, high cheek bones, tiny feminine nose, luscious lips, perfect facial symmetry. = why she has widely considered the most beautiful face. she looks like a brat doll – normal people don’t look like they were carved to look like ideal hotness. she does.

  10. spinal

    They both look smoking here! Aniston, eat your heart out!

  11. Harharhar

    Pitt just denied he ever called Skanalena his soul mate. Look it up loons. Extra TV.

  12. Kit

    Angie’s starting to show some age….tons of make-up…..but at least she washed her greezy hair

  13. HAHAAHAHAHAH

    Brad just basically broke up with skanalena on Extra TV.

  14. unableunwilling

    #27

    People that make comments like like yours are the people who’ve never fucked anybody, and think porn is what sex is REALLY like.

  15. Kate

    She is so sexy it’s unbelievable. All I can say is HOT!

  16. brandon85

    @59
    Her head to body ratio is similar to a Bratz doll. Her nose has been reworked a number of times to look “so tiny and feminine”, and her jaw would make any boxer proud. You can throw a rock and hit a girl with a better body. But somehow Angelina is like catnip to you crazy obsessed female fans, isn’t she?

  17. She looks good, I’m happy, she’s one of my favorite actresses. I just wish she’d gain a little weight.

  18. star

    First of all she’s 34 not 31 and she actually looks pretty sickly pale even with all the makeup. Second why do u feel the need to bring up Aniston and Fox? They have nothing to do with this. Why should aniston eat her heart out? She did nothing to hurt these two. Stop being petty and picking sides because tabloids tell you to.

  19. kate

    they are fabulous. love them because they’ve concurred both sides of the spectrum: they’re beautiful, famous and classy but they’re also worldly humanitarians who’ve found true love and created an amazing diverse family

  20. alex

    Brad Pitt, “student of architecture”, is a stupid himbo. That may have been cute when he was 25 but now every time he opens his mouth he embarrasses himself. On an intellectual level, he would be an ideal match for Megan Fox. Or he could always get back with Juliette Lewis, his mental equal.

  21. Jess

    so gorgeous…. couldn’t hate her if I tried

  22. Screw these nobodies. Gosselins 24/7!

  23. Marcus James

    Angie is looking hot. Oh yes I want that sweet little piece.

  24. K Tee

    Such a blessed sweet couple. I can understand why the haters are losing their got da/\/\n minds. It’s hilarious for them to hate two people so much lol! But they follow Brad/Angie’s every movement and that’s psychotic.

  25. brangeloonie hater

    I don’t have much of an opinion, like most, on Brad and Angie but I do hate the Brangaloonies with a passion for their extreme mental retardation. One day they’ll figure out that the “hate” is aimed toward them, the mindless follower suck-ups, and not their idols.

  26. uhue

    i could never warm to this couple. brad looks pretty awful here. i think its the beard and sunglasses. angelinas face looks amazing, hair is kinda bad, and the dress just seems innappropriate for a woman of her age. i think they’re definitely losing it. their hostile image has done their careers no favours, they just isolate themselves from the public on which they rely.

    obviously i dont know them, but they just seem really strange as a couple. i picture her way more as the secret lover, not as someones wife (i know theyre not married but still). i cant imagine them sitting cuddled up on the sofa watching tv, or brushing their teeth together in the morning. i dunno. there is something very cold about them as a couple and i cant put my finger on it.

  27. uhue

    i could never warm to this couple. brad looks pretty awful here. i think its the beard and sunglasses. angelinas face looks amazing, hair is kinda bad, and the dress just seems innappropriate for a woman of her age. i think they’re definitely losing it. their hostile image has done their careers no favours, they just isolate themselves from the public on which they rely.

    obviously i dont know them, but they just seem really strange as a couple. i picture her way more as the secret lover, not as someones wife (i know theyre not married but still). i cant imagine them sitting cuddled up on the sofa watching tv, or brushing their teeth together in the morning. i dunno. there is something very cold about them as a couple and i cant put my finger on it.

  28. Jill

    Some of you old chicks must need your glasses clean because Brad looks hot to me. I so love Angie’s hot outfit really liking those hot shoes. Any body know who make them.

  29. Lol

    @63 post like yours tell us a lot about you — like you are a mentally Ill loser fan of Jennifer Aniston and you will be mentally ill for the next five years that you sit on that couch waiting for your husband to come back to your white fat ass.

  30. chonies

    Wow. She did the Botox. It’s weird how much it makes her look like Megan Fox now that her face doesn’t move or change expression. Not sure if she got a lift or not, but the botox is very obvious. I’m sad now. I thought if anyone wouldn’t succumb to it, it would be her. She must be feeling the pressure of not being number one hot chick anymore.

  31. Demi

    Why would you Aniston fans even click into a Jolie/Pitt blog if you hate them so much. What are you doing? trying to get a closer look at them. That’s so f_ing funny but I don’t blame you they are a gorgeous pair.

  32. Tippy

    I wish that was Jen. If they break up Brad might come back to my little Jen some day. I am going to just wait.

  33. gee

    She has barely done hair, light makeup, and a simple black dress on, and she looks amazing. Compare that to Megan’s overdone look and you’ll see why Angelina’s fans like her more than Megan. It’s not rocket science people.

  34. Ricard

    An Open Letter to “Brangelina”:

    Dear Brangelina,

    Fuck off.

  35. Ricard

    An Open Letter to “Brangelina”:

    Dear Brangelina,

    Fuck off.

  36. me

    Kudos to your plastic surgeon, Angie.

    Pretty soon you’ll look just IDENTICAL to your idol, Nadia Sulyman.

  37. me

    Kudos to your plastic surgeon, Angie.

    Pretty soon you’ll look IDENTICAL to your idol, Nadia Sulyman.

    BTW anyone who denies Angie’s had surgery is living in a CAVE.

  38. ok....

    86 and 87: Jen, is that you?

  39. me

    This woman knows how to shock us with her beauty. She is AMAZING!!!!!
    And they are still the hottest copule in Hollywood, no doubt!

  40. Ron

    There is this one psycho that post hate garbage over and over again under different names on the other post of Brads. Now that one person move to this one and posting over and over again under different names again.
    Hate like that needs serious help.

  41. Sarah

    She’s HOT. Always have been, always will be.

  42. Sarah

    She’s HOT. Always have been, always will be.

  43. AMO

    They’re making me sick b/c age is looking good on both of them right now! Although age won’t be on Angie’s side for very long… that’s how it goes for women and she’s not confident enough to make it thru getting older. Brad will leave her once she starts looking old. And Angie looks really good in pic 14 b/c her lips look normal.

  44. Jason Todd, The Red Hood

    Some people/posters say REALLY NEGATIVE SH!T about these two great actors, who they dont even know personally….

    And Angelina Jolie DOES NOT look like a hooker in that photo.

    I love movies, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are both AWESOME, very talented people, great filmographies, together, they are like an anomaly, theyre perfect for each other, i hope they make theyre relationship work and dont break up, especially because they have A LOT of children now…

  45. Jax Angel

    I love these two! I have always admired Angie from her early days pre-Brad and I can honestly say that I never liked Brad before he was with Angie. I think they’ve brought out the best in each other and I’m glad Brad and Angie aren’t cookie-cutter like a lot of Hollywood!

  46. It’s really nice how she keeps her holding her humongous noggin on her toothpick body does not have the coup. Like those fake boobies boobs on a stick at him.

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