Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie graced the mortal world with their combined presence last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Now there’s a happy couple who undoubtedly spent their evening making passionate love – while stealing multi-ethnic babies from a nursery. They’re that good.
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B27 | August 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
I don’t see why this is news-worthy. I hope the movie is good.
Viv | August 11, 2009 at 11:07 am
Enough with worshipping this couple
The Bisexual | August 11, 2009 at 11:07 am
She looks delicious. Purrrarrrr.
kylie | August 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
She looks amazing. Love her.
LawnGnome | August 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
She could put on 10-15 pounds.
Taz | August 11, 2009 at 11:18 am
she is still so hot
Dana | August 11, 2009 at 11:19 am
She is absolutely perfect. I can’t understand why 15-year-old horny boys even dream of comparing that tramp Megan Fox to Angie
Deacon Jones | August 11, 2009 at 11:19 am
Garbage.
She looks like a Manhattan hooker.
Wait until she gets old and starts championing feminism when she realizes she can’t get shit with her looks anymore
Rachell | August 11, 2009 at 11:20 am
the movie looks seriously lame…and brad’s facial hair is strarting to remind me of Kenny Rogers.
Rough Daddy | August 11, 2009 at 11:29 am
From those clips that movie looks like a big pose fest…
JO JO | August 11, 2009 at 11:30 am
Now thats a sexy pose.. None of that Megan fox LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME crap.. EFFORTLESS AND FLAWLESS
shane | August 11, 2009 at 11:32 am
She looks very happy (albeit clingy), he looks very scared and in pic #14 we get to see what Jolie looks like without her fish lips.
Yuck | August 11, 2009 at 11:33 am
Never thought that Jolie was even vaguely pretty.
Her lips look like they were taken directly from The Joker.
Nice figure, I’ll grant you, but I’d never make it past that ugly mug…
Del | August 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
Is it me or is Brad Pitt looking more and more like Bruce?
no talent | August 11, 2009 at 11:51 am
money and fame whores with a legion of psycho fans who support them
Kelly | August 11, 2009 at 11:59 am
I and many others been thrown off of several celeb blogs for negatively commenting on these two,using no profanity or spamming, yet their fans bombard the monitors with e-mails until they ban you. The crazies want to worship B&A and can’t stand to read any reality.
md | August 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Isn’t time for another nose job Angie?
Uncle Fester | August 11, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Morticia !
j-sin | August 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Still hot.
lola | August 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Couldn’t Angelina spare some of her botox for her old looking boyfriend?
celebritygossip | August 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Welcome back Braengelina :)
WHoa | August 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Did they slip in a body double for Jolie in pic #14?
Aunt Jemima | August 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Cousin It! (brad)
claudia | August 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm
what happend in his face? (jolie)!!! it´s horrible!!!…. she seems a plastic girl!
bobz | August 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Big square jaw, chicken legs and a flat ass – perfection personified!
Kay | August 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Wow what a bunch of bitter and jealous celebrity-obsessed losers. This was the first time I’ve read the comments section, and it’s also the last.
Courtyardpigeon | August 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
There’s not one man, or woman on this site that wouldn’t fuck Angelina. That woman has to be amazing in bed.
Sensitive | August 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Wow… Kay… you really hurt us.
As you might guess, we’re what you might call “sensitive.”
She looks hungry | August 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Jolie needs to eat something other than Brad’s goo
alex | August 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Brad doesn’t look like much of a prize now. At least Aniston got him when he was in his prime.
RichPort's Ghost | August 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Hey Kay… do you like facials?
Dr. 90210 | August 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
…. along came Angelina and everybody wants facial labia.
kauai | August 11, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@#27
It’s women like you with your girl crushes keeping Jolie’s career alive. She’s an insecure bag of bones that knew how to appeal to women with her faux lesbian persona.
mensa | August 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Jolie is hot. That being said, I am sick of hearing about her. Hollywood needs some fresh meat, not more lookalikes of current Hollywood celebs.
Delgo | August 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Megan Fox looks so hot in these
Sport | August 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Brad looks like Johnny Knoxville in these pics.
? | August 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Why has Brad decided to use Grecian Formula on the head and not the facial hair?
Jackie | August 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She looks trashy, though I’m not sure why… maybe it’s the tattoos.
Nessi | August 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm
pssst, misspelling. IngloUrious Basterds.
MangoBlast | August 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Is it me… or does her hair kinda look like Jen Anistons usually does… parted in the middle and loose waves…
Loonies? | August 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Looks like the Brandgaloonies are spreading like herpes. Get back freaks! You know you are GAY!
jo | August 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I know I am going against the tide BUT, I am sure glad to see Angie out and sorting that Megan Fox pretender out, as a lady of 31, I am glad to see Angie out and about and reminding people she was the original…go on girl :)
anon | August 11, 2009 at 2:52 pm
She looks like J-Lo.
Ian | August 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I’d give BOTH nuts.
mybad | August 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I can’t keep from staring at her. She photographs beautifully. He…not so much
Truth hurts | August 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm
It’s really sweet how he keeps holding her up so her humongous noggin doesn’t topple over her toothpick body. Those fake boobies make her look like tits on a stick.
kk | August 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I look through the make-up and see ‘unhealthy’
sam | August 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm
#12 — No kidding. Pic 14 doesn’t even look like her.
SrfStrng | August 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I was at the premiere last night and they both looked GREAT. She is stunningly beautiful and Brad looked as good as always. He is 45 people! He looks like he is 30. He has an amazing body and he is aging well. Most men his age and younger would give anything to have his body and to look as good as he does. Angie is a bit too skinny (I agree with some of you) but she is GORGEOUS! She has 3 kids of her own and still manages to have a body like she’s never had a child in her life. Most women would also give anything to look as hot as she does. I know I would! :)
Gando | August 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Angelina Jolie looks a bit tired to me.Not the usual herself.