Brangelina: Chest & Leather Edition

Proving they do way more drugs than we give international child snatchers credit for, here’s Brangelina at the premiere of The Tourist in Madrid last night where Angelina Jolie dusted off her décolletage to distract from the fact Brad Pitt wears leather pants now. Except they just ended up looking like they’re about to make a white tiger appear and/or have a three-way with Stevie Nicks. Jethro Tull probably looked at these and called off the search for their missing flutist.

[Director’s Commentary: I’m very old.]

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