Brandy might be charged with manslaughter


The California Highway Patrol recommended yesterday that Brandy be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter for that crash last month that ended in a fatality. The CHP is saying in a report that she broke the law by driving at a speed “greater than is reasonable or prudent” or that “endangers the safety of persons or property.” If convicted she’d serve a maximum sentence of 1 year in prison and a $1,000 fine.

She should’ve just done what I do when I get arrested: bat my eyes and playfully push my chest together while purring “Oh, officer…” Keep in mind this only works if you’re stunningly handsome like I am, so I guess if Brandy tried it they’d mistake her for an extraterrestrial and have her shipped off to a lab.


Tags: Arrest