Brandon Davis – the guy who called Lindsay Lohan ‘Firecrotch’ and made fun of her for only having $7 million – allegedly bounced a $10,000 check he gave to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Additionally, he supposedly owes record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof money, suggesting the billions of dollars his grandfather made aren’t readily accessible by his family.
Before Brandon told Page Six, “[Bleep] you,” and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he’d paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for “insufficient funds.”
The only justice now would be for Lindsay Lohan to make fun of Brandon Davis’ poverty by driving by in her Kia and offering him some cash. Only she can’t afford to give away real money so it’d have to be the Monopoly kind. Or maybe just newspaper cut into little rectangles with “Real Moneys” written on it with permanent marker.
why does his face always look “dewey”? Does he vasoline his skin or something?
He so reminds me of Robert Downey, Jr.’s character in Less Than Zero, even more so now that we know he’s broke. Cocaine is a powerful drug……
This fuck reminds me of the time when Joey from Friends got the meat sweats.
he always looks like he is sweating. i mena always. i have never seen this guy where it DOESNT look like he just ran 20 miles.
and another point….who says firecrotch? i hadnt heard that since the 4th grade. rich people are fun to laugh at.
Poor shit, to look like he does (fuckin ugly like the sweatin ass of a monkey) and then to be broke…
He’ll selling sexual favours to blind gay dobbermans soon. Or maybe he could donate some of his stinkin booze soaked organs for money.
Actually I’m glad and am praising God for this
This is one of the most disgusting humans I’ve ever seen. It’s gross to be that greasy. He needs to hook up with Janice Dickenson and they can be the most crass & disgusting people in the world. They have about the same level of class. On a scale of 1-10, I’d say about a negative bajillion.
I can hear it now, in about 15 years, “…and that, children, was the first time I sucked dick for crack.”
Anyone ever notice how Brandon smokes? Real quick drags and then puts it out. Know why? He will lights his shit on fire if the burning end gets too close to the flammable face goo.
isn’t that what dudes look like after slappin’ their monkey too hard?
#59, I know I DONT. lol
And believe me, I pistol whip the monkey hahaha
that explains why he can’t afford toner, or soap, or anything to soak up that grease from all the 99 cent menu burgers and tacos he can afford to eat after begging for money all day… or, eating of Nicole Richie’s plate… hmmmm this all seems to be coming together quite nicely now….
oh well, he’s still the man for calling her fire crotch!