Brandon Davis has no friends

April 9th, 2007 // 59 Comments
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Brandon Davis showed up to the Details magazine party at producer Mary Parent’s house, but when he was denied entrance “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]” because he had apparently told Davis about the party and was already inside.

But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in – and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”

You’d have to be insane to want to take responsibility for Brandon Davis. You’d also have to be insane to try and juggle bottles filled with your own urine. Somebody else’s urine, sure. But your own? That’s just crazy talk.

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  1. Truthseeker013

    Uhhhh…

    WHO?

  2. lochia

    Great blog, but seriously: Next time you post about the antics of unknown losers could you post a bio or something?

    This will save me the time of googling only to discover that the dude is best known as a feature loser of many, many blogs.

    Plus, I won’t have to clear my browser in order to not be reminded, much to my eternal shame, that I googled such a loser.

    I still don’t know why this guy exists.

  3. dannielynn'sdaddy

    Lindsay, if you’re reading this, two words:

    Crisco Crotch

  4. LOOKWHATICANDO

    He pays for it

  5. So Jenna Jameson’s losing weight because this guy is eating all her food….got it.

  6. asshole or not forget hes famous or rich disowning someone like that is low have the balls to tell them whats wrong with them or something you should not be ashamed of them if you are have the balls to discreetly say it to them

  7. BeerBaron4life

    “My God, you’re greasy.”-Homer Simpson to the pimply faced-teen

  8. Al

    I don’t havre no friends either. He is not a looser. He is just a person like you. I work all the time and I don’t have time for friends. the only time I have time for a friend is in bed.

  9. Missystar

    God, I hate this smarmy shit-for-brains. He reminds me of all the rich boys who hassled me in high school.

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