Brandon Davis has no friends


Brandon Davis showed up to the Details magazine party at producer Mary Parent’s house, but when he was denied entrance “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]” because he had apparently told Davis about the party and was already inside.

But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in – and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”

You’d have to be insane to want to take responsibility for Brandon Davis. You’d also have to be insane to try and juggle bottles filled with your own urine. Somebody else’s urine, sure. But your own? That’s just crazy talk.