The grandma of Brandon Davis – the guy who called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch – is telling her friends that Brandon Davis is now dating Lindsay Lohan. At Kenny G’s birthday party over the weekend she was overheard telling guests, “Brandon is dating Lindsay now!” A rep for Barbara confirmed her story and said that Brandon took Lindsay out to dinner last weekend, although a rep for Lohan denies everything, saying:
“It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson. Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon’s apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas.”
I’m not entirely sure replacing a small rumor she had dinner with some guy by telling everybody she’s a whore is a good idea. “My client doesn’t have dinner with billionaires! She’s far too busy sleeping with multiple foreign men for that kind of nonsense. A slut. A slut she is!”
I think this is true, why else would they deny it so vehemently?
Last night on Letterman Lowhore looked like she was going on 40 with her weathered face and yellowed Marlboro teeth.
This chick is aging rapidly and she seemed at a loss in trying to “connect” with the audience.
Her downward slope is breaking rapidly.
E! news lead in:
“Tom Cruise enjoyed great sax at Kenny G’s birthday party last night…”
“Paris Hilton is seeking a release from Johnny Cash’s estate to remake Ring of Fire..
If…okay…when Paris and Hohan bang doughnuts whose STD wins? Does one cancel the other out? Do they mutate into a new strain? I think those are the questions I’m interested in finding the answers to.
hmm, several men overseas, huh! that dirty little minx has one in every port! think of all the diseases her fire crotch must be burning with!
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That would be pretty crazy if she was dating him.
HAHAHAH SEVERAL MEN OVERSEAS! wtf! thats not a good way to clear her name.
Lindsay’s redhead tan reminds me of the Quizno’s slogan.
Nothing wrong with being a fire crotch. *sob*
Still, several men overseas?
I dislike the discussion moving to her being a fire crotch. That’s doesn’t mean anything.
The important part is that she’s a completely disgusting sick no-talent skanky crack whore, letting any bum’s willie inside of her infectious V.
And dating several guys overseas, well, don’t tell me you didn’t see that one coming. She’s not only dating several guys overseas, but also in her neighbourhood, across the street, on the other side of town, in the town not so far away, and in the other state.
Damn, she’s fucking anything living that’s more than 5″ long.
She’s so fucking disgusting.
She’s dating a few men from Europe??? A FEW MEN? She really is trying to overcum Paris Hilton as the World’s #1 Celebrity Skank.
She also gives fire crotches a bad name. They should disown her
59 & 60 – Welcome to the club of Disgruntled Gingers, Redheads, Firecrotches, and Freckle-faces. I myself am the leader of the Dark Red Hue Corp and the Faction of Childhood Freckles that Refuse to Fade.
This the classic case where one lie is always better than two:
“Sorry we’re late, our car had a flat…and we were in an accident…we hit an elephant…and it totaled our car…and we didn’t even stop for a quickie or anything…”
The translation of:
“…but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas.”
Is that they’re bumping nasties. Yep, she gave him the fire crotch and she’s not even dating him.
Her “rep” was quoted as saying:
“How many times does Lindsay have to repeat to you people: SHE’S A VERY BUSY INTERNATIONAL P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E. with several, repeat, and simultaneous customers. She does not have time for Mr. Davis at the moment.”
“She can pencil him in for a Cleveland Steamer on the first week of November.”
ok
let me put it another way
what part of
shut the f*ck up
did you not understand ? :)
#65
it’s ok we’ve got paris’s
number here somewhere…
This is one of the oddest stories I’ve seen on here…it’s making my brain hurt. There are just too many funny scenarios running through it–most of which involve Kenny G sitting in a circle of drunk grannies; sewing and catching up on the latest gossip. Of course, this is overshadowed by the statement from Lohan’s rep, who seemed to go to the Anthony Michael Hall school of lying. You know how in his movies he always says he’s dating someone and then tries to cover by saying, “You don’t know her. She lives in Canada.” This is the same thing, only with a bunch of men in different countries who don’t really exist. Oh, and a firecrotch.
Burnin’ down! Every now and then a get a little outbreak and you’re never comin’ round.
Burnin’ down! Every now and then I get a little nervous listenin’ to the screams of my Gyn!
Burnin’ down! Every now and then I get a little bit scabby where thousands of men came before!
Burnin’ down! Every now and then I get little bit skeevy when I see the gulf that’s between my thighs!
Burnin’ down, Val-trex!
#67 Shit, that’s soooo true, Weird Science rules all ass, if I remember right Gary later says he dropped her ’cause she was a slut.
67: Wow. And I thought I was the only one who used “dilligaff” here. Nice handle. :)
I love the lifeless expression in that picture. She should be swallowing shotgun in the very near future, I think.
I can’t imagine the world that rep lives in where having dinner with a young man is seen as a scurrilous insult, while the statement ”Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas” is thrown out there as evidence of what a principled girl she is.
She should probably identify the “several men” in question. It will help WHO and CDC trace the epidemiology of the inevitable outbreak a lot faster.
I only wish Lindsay would let me put her fire crotch out with my tongue … then use friction to re-ignite the fire-crotch with my big thick 9 1/2 inch fire hose…
Oh – yeah!!! Dreams are made of that…
Brandon probably slept with Lohan, and recieved crabs.
That’s where the firecrotch thing came up. After all, anyone that carries around STDs without telling their one-night-stand is automatically a firecrotch, aren’t they?
why when they say “several men over seas” i somehow don’t imagine young, good looking sons of millionaires? mostly i see lindsay on the beach with a bunch of really old,fat hiary men you know, the kind that think people want to see them in speedos with the union jack plastered on thier humongous butts, and wear really tack gold jewelery.
Headline should read “Brandon Davis’ Grandma is a Dirty Sanchez”.
#61, learn to read. She’s not dating “a few men from Europe” as you interpreted it. She’s dating “several men who live overseas”.
That might be all the males in a tribe of Mongolian shepherd families for all we know.
yeah, 61, europe isn’t the only city overseas. there’s mongolia, france and uh..madagascar!
78
i heard 61 has blueballs, so he’s having trouble concentrating. needs relief.
Perhaps she’s taken over Kelly Bundy’s old secret identity as a sex toy for the Navy; “several men overseas” could be the entire 7th Fleet, for instance – or perhaps Kitty Hawk just put to sea because they heard that she was coming to “date” them next?
79- did you just say europe is a city…?
I think what happened is that the agent was saying that she was dating ‘semen over seas’ and the person typing it up added ‘veral’ and a space, thinking it was a good thing, so instead of the correct quote of ‘…she’s dating semen over seas…’, we get, ‘…she’s dating seVERAL men overseas…’.
That’s a lot of punctuation for this early in the morning. Sucks.
In tribute to Macy Gray (Grey, what the fuck ever), named as the only person lamer than Kenny G, I give you…
Here is your prescription
Don
#64 Barbado. LOL!!!! Nice one.
So taking a poll here (Not the same kinda way Lindsay takes a pole)
Who will commit suicide first….Lindsay Ho-Han or Tara Reid?
#79. Keep up slack jaw. Europe a city? Are you really that stupid? Sheesh you Americans, too much!
It’s a race to the bottom between:
Tara Reid (Plastic Milk Jug Queen)
Lindsay Hohan (Firecrotch)
Brittainy Speared (Baby Dribbler)
Now it’s Plastic Milk Jug Queen in the lead at the first turn, but Fire Crotch is blazing a trail behind her, Baby Dribbler seems to be pulling up…yes she’s losing her jockey K. Fedex. Wait what’s this…at the finish line…Walking STD has them all beat.
84
europe IS a city! i’ve seen it on tv. are you saying it doesn’t exist? we mr. smartypants, it DOES exist. you probably think the world is flat too, don’t you?
i’m well-versed in all world cities: new york, LA, chicago, europe, paris, madagascar, mongolia, russia and china. (china’s the biggest city of all!)
man! pay attention! and learn some cities, why don’t ya!
(btw, i know there are smaller cities like italy and philadelphia, but i’m just listing MAJOR ones here…)
if europe is a city can you tell me what country it is in you dumbass?
not all cities are in countries. consider the vatican. a city, right? but with no country! (how can it be!! it defies all logic! arghhh my head’s exploding!!!)
don’t get me wrong, europe is an IMPORTANT city. (not as important as say, chicago, but important nonetheless.) i’m sure that if europe suddenly went missing, that thousands of people would definitely notice! (and you can’t say that for all cities! go europe!)
-europe fan
:)
too bad there’s no soccer team for europe. i bet they could find 10 or 12 really good players. they could call themselves “the EU wildcats”!
GREAT, NOW SHE’S BRINGING HOME EXOTIC STD’S….I GUESS HERPES, SYPHILLIS, ETC… AREN’T AS EXCITING AS THEY USED TO BE.
I HOPE THEY ALL CATCH A FLESH EATING STD ….. IN LINDSAY’S CASE IT’LL PROBABLY TAKE A WHILE TO EAT IT’S WAY UP THAT 7 FT CLIT…
I recently saw a photo of her wearing a t-shirt that read “Rebel”. If she was a rebel, she would look healthy and not wear a shirt that lets people know she is one!
Lindsay aka Fire-crotch aka herpes aka syphillis aka genital wart Lohan can’t deny her whory conditon
#93 why would you imagine
…that we care ?
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but with s[a]fety
and
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miss :)
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Come on guys, she is not too bad, I like her approximately 1 zillion time better than Miss herpes Hilton. At least she has a bit of talent for acting and I don’t believe that she’s nasty either. I guess she’s insecure about how she looks because she is hanging out/used to hang out with Paris and co, hence the multiple disco coloured hair thing (back into natural red now, thank god!) and the “stop eating cause it’s poison” campaign. I also don’t believe she’s stupid, just clumsy and very naive. If she could get her self sorted out and focus on her acting instead of trying so hard, she’ll be fine. Guess someone has to stand up for her cause even that stupid wet Hilton whore has fans.