Brandi Glanville’s Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

The Superficial / January 30, 2012

Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, depending on how you look at it. Anyway, now she’s trying to tell RumorFix that he called her and said he only did it to protect his privacy which doesn’t at all sound suspicious:

“He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care”
The former model also Tweeted on Friday morning, “I don’t lie. So he can suck it!”

In related news, LeAnn Rimes now claims to receive imaginary phone calls from Gerard Butler and President Obama, both saying her implants look more natural than Brandi’s so there’s no way Eddie will cheat on LeAnn like he did with her. And, wait, this just in, she’s just now received a call from the Duke of Hot Dogs thanking her for vomiting out his people thus preventing war with the United States. God be praised.

Photos: Pacific Coast News