Brandi Glanville’s Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

January 30th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, depending on how you look at it. Anyway, now she’s trying to tell RumorFix that he called her and said he only did it to protect his privacy which doesn’t at all sound suspicious:

“He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care”
The former model also Tweeted on Friday morning, “I don’t lie. So he can suck it!”

In related news, LeAnn Rimes now claims to receive imaginary phone calls from Gerard Butler and President Obama, both saying her implants look more natural than Brandi’s so there’s no way Eddie will cheat on LeAnn like he did with her. And, wait, this just in, she’s just now received a call from the Duke of Hot Dogs thanking her for vomiting out his people thus preventing war with the United States. God be praised.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    she needs to eat a burger

  2. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    a burger or two, then dat ass!

  3. cc

    She doesn’t look that hot here. However, fellatio is fellatio…

  4. tom

    Excuse me, who is she ?

  5. Colin

    Gerard Butler is worth his weight in what now? His worth must be plummeting rapidly.

  6. Good Luck Charlie

    Riiiiiight… now he’s calling her too. Uh-huh. I used to work for a soap opera and we had calls all day long from women like her. They thought Bo Buchanan was sleeping with them and calling them after too. Just saying.

  7. Good Luck Charlie

    Has anyone checked to see if this nutty broad was ever actually married to Eddie Cibrian, or is she just saying she was?

  8. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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  9. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    she looks like a sack of bones that somebody stapled a pair of tits onto as an afterthought.

  10. The Royal Penis

    I’ve never been fond of skeletal sex.

    For Christ’s sake, eat a burger women.

  11. This could explain everything about how Gerard has been looking for the last year, or so. Obviously, this Wraith queen was feeding on his life-force. Recovery from this kind of attack can be long and arduous.

  12. TumTum

    I think if I fucked her I would probably be bragging about it. I mean, that’s some nice piece of ass there (so what if she paid a lot of money to have that body built for her?)

    • Trek Girl

      You might not brag about it if you’re an actor that has his career to think about. Gerard Butler may be known/thought to get around, but he probably wouldn’t benefit by being hooked up with Brandi Glanville; at least not after the Eddie Cibrian, Leann Rimes, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills situation. Also, he might not like women he’s hooked up with talking about their relationship with him to the media. It’s one thing if the paparazzi catch him while he and his lady-friend are going about their business, but it’s different when that woman divulges personal information on a popular network.

  13. A liar and a good lover – that Gerry’s a devil with the ladies.

  14. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Yeah I know we’re supposed to be looking at her ass right now, but are you kidding me with those cheap ass clip in hair extensions???

    • Wow. Nice catch. Her extensions look horrible. Is it me or can’t chicks just grow their hair over time instead of clipping in this crap. She looks like a hot mess…and not in a good way.

  15. amy

    OMG you can see her C-section scar. Wh o r e

    • Trek Girl

      How is she a whore for having a C-section scar? The last time I checked, a C-section was a way to get a baby out of the mother if she is not able to deliver naturally, not a sign that someone gets around. Besides, it can barely be seen.

      • Dr Nic

        I always have a little chuckle when I`m watching amateur porn, and the young lady has a C section scar, but there she is stuffing the most massive dildo you could ever imagine up her hole.
        I just imagine the barefaced lie she told the obstetrician to get that C section because she couldn’t be arsed to push one out.

      • Trek Girl

        @Dr. Nic: There’s a difference between what happens when a baby comes out of a woman, and when an object, however large it may be, goes in. There are a number of complications that can happen to the baby and/or the mother when the baby is being born naturally that can make the doctors switch to a c-section during the labor or delivery, or schedule one beforehand. It’s not all about the size of the baby coming out or the object going in.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Yeah, don’t bother, Trek. He was actually just trying to start a fight by calling women lazy if they have a c-section. He has no knowledge of or interest in the medical possibilities.

  16. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Um, herpes much?

  17. Weirdo

    I’ll volunteer to suck it for her. Her asshole must be really hungry because it’s trying to eat her bikini bottoms. I’d like to eat her bottom!

  18. So much shame and regret…

  19. TaT

    I think she would look better with a bit more weight on her, that huge gap between her legs is gross.

  20. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    I challenge any man worth his salt to turn down a middle aged anorexic sporting an air cast and a Hindu dot over her vagina.

  21. Holy Hell

    Isn’t this pretty much the same as saying, Dammit, I am a whore! But not a liar, no…, never that.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Hey there’s honour in whoredom if you own it. The hooker with a heart of gold, and all that.

  22. Do_Freebird

    Nothing’s hotter than an 85 pound aging woman showing off her Cesarean scare in bikini.

  23. fur burger

    If dicks had wings her mouth would be an airport… true story

  24. forrest gump

    she must be honest on thisone.

  25. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    This is one of the worst pics I have ever seen. Bag o bones, suit the same color as her skin, walking boot, etc. Is this supposed to be hot? I’m confused.

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  27. Canada Guy

    Who cares who she is? Itsa not her place to yak about someone elses personal life to the media.
    She can talk about herself all day long, but leave other people’s names out of it.
    If she just wants some press, let her hang out at the Fear Factor set. I hear they have a few mugs of donkey semen left for her next photo op.

  28. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    You got the mess part right…

  29. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    That’s what happens to malnourished adult women. they CANT grow their own hair because, well they are starving themselves!!!

  30. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    he just doesn’t want anyone to know he had sex with a cricket

  31. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Wayyyyy hotter than Rhimes…

  32. Dan

    I don’t believe her *at all.*

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    Is this pretty? I don’t think so. She should cover herself.

  38. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    She has no waist , she has chicken legs, plastic boobs and ugly catface.

  39. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Omg , that sorry ass!

  40. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    There is nothing attractive about this person. Or Lee-ann Rimes for that matter. Enough of these two already!

  41. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    her knee has a vagina

  42. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    does anyone else see how the muscles in her left leg have wasted away and her right leg looks normal, from overcompensating with the air-cast? Sick.

  43. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    She looks perfect…

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    Her body just looks like Gisele Bündchen or Alesandra Ambrosio. PERFECT.

  45. Brandi Glanville Bikini
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    Yeah, sure… She looks absolutely great. What do YOU look like, Fat-Evie? Stop bitchin about beautiful women.

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