Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now
Brandi Glanville supposedly had sex with serial Porta-potty diddler Gerard Butler, so it really shouldn’t be that shocking to find out she got caught banging a random dude in her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Kyle Richards’ bathroom. It’s also how these people say “hello.” RadarOnline reports:
Brandi was in the bathroom with a guy having sex when the girls caught her,” multiple sources — who all say they heard explicit noises coming through the bathroom door — exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“They couldn’t believe that she was doing that and they were all stunned when they found her.”
According to our sources, the Bravo reality show crew caught her too.
Just to put this story in perspective, Kyle Richards is Paris Hilton’s aunt, so this was probably the least disgusting thing a guest has done to that bathroom. It probably sent Brandi Glanville a “Thank You” card.
Dear Ms. Glanville,
Thank you ever so kindly for only having vaginal intercourse on my sink, and not urinating in my toilet thus rendering it radioactive for the next 40 years like a certain party I won’t mention due to blood relations to my proprietor, Ms. Richards. (Though I will give you a hint, it’s her niece with the beak-nose named after a city in France. — Paris Hilton, it was Paris Hilton.)
Guest Bathroom #2