I Think Brandi Glanville Might Be Drunk

July 9th, 2013 // 54 Comments

“I don’t care you got fat, Eddie Cibrian, I’monnafuckyou.”

Here’s Brandi Glanville literally being dragged out of the London Hotel last night after getting completely shithammered from taking a sniff of Vermouth because she’s locked in an anorexia battle with LeAnn Rimes. That or this an elaborate ruse to lure Gerard Butler back. “Aw, that’s right, ya drunken whore, walk your wee bonny ass to the Porta-potty. Oh, look at that, it’s a blue one the way I like it. Ol’ Gerard shouldna nevah left ya. He’s a damn fool!”

Adding… I’m pretty sure this is how Steubenville started.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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    Fred Garvin
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    Pull the plug stringy thingy!

  2. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    “No! She’s fine, just fine. Let’s just get my…wife…into the cab here, and I’ll get her…home.” (to himself: Thank you Weekend at Bernie’s. You taught me everything I know)

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    ZoZilla
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    the flowy dress and black thong really goes nicely with the white dangling tampon string.

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    A middle finger and a shocker…I can’t tell, is she mad or horny?

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    It’s a sad day for clothing :(

  6. Nonnie Moose

    And it’s official. Brandi Glanville is now as hot as my 90 year old grandmother.

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    I don’t know who you are but fuck right back at you STDs Whore !
    I assume pic #12 is a safety measure when you get butt fucked and don’t even know it.

  8. Interesting that although aware that she is a stumbling “three sheets to the wind” drunk, it never occurred to her to remove her 8 inch “Come Fuck Me” heels so that she wouldn’t fall on her ass.

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    Aaron
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    Is that a tampon string?

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    Grabbing a little boob is the only reason to ever carry a drunk girl out of a bar.

  11. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    is that his wallet? Looks a bit thin for Glandville to be all over him.

  12. Enidaj

    The epitome of class, tampon string and all.

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    CK
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    Such… class.

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    Hahahaha.

  15. This dude looks like the dickhead who’s car I bounced a Gatorade bottle off of last week for tailgating me….

  16. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    It’s a beautiful thing knowing that someday her children will be able to Google their Mom’s name and be able to see her drunk ass staggering around and a Fucking Tampon string hanging between her legs.

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    Where is that zoom function we had?
    (Just kidding: please don’t bring it back!)

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    So hot she has a Fuze!

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    I don’t know who is more disturbing to look at, the fat guy with Downs or Brandi Glanville’s stench of desperation as she hangs all over said guy with Downs.

  20. NC

    Nasty, classless, trash…. oh thats all of Hollywood,

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    Leyna
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    That’s a tampon string. How vile! I’m sure her kids are totally mortified!!! Shameful behavior from an adult. Proof that money CANNOT buy you any class whatsoever!

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    Sardonic
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    I hope the Prius taxi driver is really angry and yells at her in Farsi.

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    BeckyStyle
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    I guess we all know what that guy had for dinner. Red wings! Yeay!

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    white trash.

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    Kojak
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    “Common master Frodo, we are almost at the peak of mountain Doom!”

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    rbroll
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    I can only hope that tampon string is a photoshopped prank, as if that detail makes the butt and boob hanging out any better.

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    OL LADY VANDERPUMP
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    HAHAHA F YOU hooker ‘Grandi BlanVILE’

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    Realhouswhore Brandi
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    no class TRASH

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    inmytownyoucantdrivenaked
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    are we going to talk about the tampon string or… are we just gonna pretend we don’t see it?

  30. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    You know, when I saw that, “ass” I thought, “That’s gross”. But then I saw all the comments about the Red River Rip Cord, went back, looked at the picture again and then thought, “Huh… so THIS is what it’s like for gay guys. They see women’s lady parts and want to puke”. It was very informative. BTW, you owe me two new keyboards for each time I puked.

  31. Jennyjenjen

    So, did she lose her pants? Was there an additional layer to the dress that provided more coverage? Is there a before picture we can see? I can’t imagine she left the house in only a thin piece of gauzy material.. I mean even Rihanna, Lady GaGa and old No Pants Cyrus wouldn’t do that… Right?

  32. Robb7

    And she won’t even blink over these pics. Just another sad night in Hollywood!

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    Mango
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    I didn’t know she was dating little Mikey Walsh.

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    Brannie
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    Jesus Christ. There goes breakfast.

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    jess
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    did no one else notice the tampon string?

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    sss@yh.com
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    As ridiculously trashy as this picture is, that doesn’t appear to be a string hanging. It looks like her dress is bunched up in the front and caused a crease in the middle, which happened to be visible between her legs. More so, I don’t know of a tampon with a string that long.

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    Such a delicate, understated beauty.

  38. Now imagine her going down on you in the parking lot, then her barfing bloody mary mix on your crotch. That’s a smell that won’t go away.

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    Holden Pat McGroin brother
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    Good heavens, what is the world coming to when The Superficial posts a zillion pictures of a drunken non-celebrity whose clothes are slipping off and around, yet posts NOT ONE of the images where in one of her nipples was exposed ? Really ? I had to see that on another website ? Now I must wonder whether The Superficial is presenting the entire story on other occasions, as well. Truly, very disturbing. By the way, the man who carried her and struggled with her — including defending himself from her slobbering mouth at least once, it appears — is a guy who REALLY works hard for his pay. He deserves premium compensation for this instance of hazard duty. As for Ms. Glanville, if she’s going to give away views of her pulchritude for free, in a state wherein she is not looking her best, then she ought to sober up, get cleaned up, smile for the camera and drop her clothes and get proper payment for the exposure. Sweety, don’t be giving it away, and at your worst !

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    poorpoorcourtneylove
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    Oh just let her fall. Please.

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    Vlad
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    Immagiveyouahicky….

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    I think the photo before this (see Us weekly or Radar) is of the nip slip, so this photo is of the guy trying to get her tits back into the cups on the dress.

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    blerggghh…

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    Mike Anthony Veeeee
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    Rule # 1 – Don’t walk in High Heel Stiletto’s when your a drunk white trash wanna be movie star whore. Rule # 2 – Refer to Rule # 1, Please!

  45. I find Brandi quite fucking sexy while she is drunk. Her black thong is pretty.

  46. I wanted to see her fall on her nice ass.

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    Well we’ve all been there, drunk and disorderly in public…but, having a drunk women hanging all over you is such an embarrassment, and a boner killer. I can only pray (for him) that she didn’t eat a whole Awesome Blossom at Chili’s before getting so shit faced drunk. I can hear the car ride home….”Pull over! Pull over!! *blah blaaaah spit*

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    Bob, from Bobland
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    “Please don’t expose yourself like that, Miss Brandi! Frodo is the love of my life, the ring didn’t seduce me and you won’t either!”
    “Shut up and kiss me, Samwise!”

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    ah, the one finger boob feel…this guy is old school smooth.

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