Brandi Glanville: ‘Divorce Drove Me to Booze and Wiener.’

October 4th, 2011 // 20 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

As her ex-husband and destroyer of body image, Eddie Cibrian‘s, show takes the epic ratings dump that all hackneyed Mad Men ripoffs eventually will, Brandi Glanville took to the airwaves to discuss how she handled being replaced by a carbon, if not slightly crazier copy of herself. RadarOnline reports:

I just dated a lot of guys and drank a lot,” the 38-year-old stunner told Ryan Seacrest Monday on his KIIS Fm breakfast show.

She continued on to joke around about wishing she didn’t have to see her kids and plugged both Eddie’s and her own shows, but not before basically calling the rest of the Real Housewives a bunch of bitches. I think the only responsible way to interpret this interview is to use logic, which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that LeAnn Rimes gave this interview while wearing the skin of the freshly peeled corpse of Brandi Glanville.

UPDATE: I made this happen with my mind. You’re welcome, America.

Photo: WENN


  1. DKNY

    “38-year-old stunner”

    She’s attractive, but she sure as hell ain’t no “stunner”.

  2. forrest gump

    the uncertainty screams to ya: F*CK ME PLEAAAASE!!!

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    Wow. I’d use her to squeeze through fences and steal catalytic converters from impound lots all night long!

  4. Sweetpea

    This woman is so BITTER!!! and if this is her MO on the show, its gonna get OLD real fast!!

  5. Cock Dr

    Famewhoredom is a pursuit better left to the young.
    She ain’t nearly as hot as she thinks she is.

    • Deacon Jones

      Yeah, but there’s nothing better than a freshly divorced, aggressive MILF hitting on you….ah memories….

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  8. Ricky Botallico

    Doug Glanville had a white wife?

  9. God is Black

    She is no stunner but I would really fuck her hard until she cried” Whos your Daddy!”, unprotected sex aka, CREAMPIE and get the Bitch pregnant ! I would get the fuck out of there by plane, train or automobile and stick her with the bill for an abortion. :)

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    Cute face for her age. Needs to eat a lot more.

  11. Venom

    Divorced desperate sluts, the best kind.

  12. Mr Obvious

    I would do her over LeAnn… Brandi looks like she would rape you and then slap you afterward for being a pussy. Just the way I like them.

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    “I did go out with this one black guy who was THIS FREAKIN’ BIG!!”

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    How dare you take credit for a suicide?

  15. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD

    She sounds like she’s saying she’s done numerous degrading sexual acts while hammered. Easy to imagine; she looks so cheap.

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  18. IWONKY

    LeAnn and Eddie do suck for fucking her over but this immature bitch is the ultimate complete and total bitch. No class whatsoever, so maybe she had it coming, but those who follow their dick to her door you might possibly deserve what they get.

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