Brandi Glanville: ‘Divorce Drove Me to Booze and Wiener.’

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As her ex-husband and destroyer of body image, Eddie Cibrian’s, show takes the epic ratings dump that all hackneyed Mad Men ripoffs eventually will, Brandi Glanville took to the airwaves to discuss how she handled being replaced by a carbon, if not slightly crazier copy of herself. RadarOnline reports:

I just dated a lot of guys and drank a lot,” the 38-year-old stunner told Ryan Seacrest Monday on his KIIS Fm breakfast show.

She continued on to joke around about wishing she didn’t have to see her kids and plugged both Eddie’s and her own shows, but not before basically calling the rest of the Real Housewives a bunch of bitches. I think the only responsible way to interpret this interview is to use logic, which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that LeAnn Rimes gave this interview while wearing the skin of the freshly peeled corpse of Brandi Glanville.

UPDATE: I made this happen with my mind. You’re welcome, America.

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