Eddie Cibrian Left This For LeAnn Rimes

In 2009, Eddie Cibrian filmed a made-for-TV movie with a then-married LeAnn Rimes and decided she’d be pretty awesome to have sex with and talk into getting the same pair of implants as his wife who he was very much still married to along with being the father of their children.

This is that wife.

Granted, I don’t know much about Brandi Glanville except that she looks awesome in a bikini and LeAnn Rimes wants to carve off her face and wear it, I think it’s safe to say Brandi’s not a walking anorexic bag of crazy who immediately showed that hand by broadcasting her affair while Eddie Cibrian was still trying to lie about it and bang his model wife one last time. (Did I mention she’s a model? She’s a model.) You’d just assume that would’ve been a huge red flag for this guy, but apparently LeAnn Rimes transmits her dumb intra-vaginally. (I also would’ve accepted “via her freakish bat-mouth.”)

Photos: Pacific Coast News