Eddie Cibrian Left This For LeAnn Rimes

July 22nd, 2011 // 145 Comments

In 2009, Eddie Cibrian filmed a made-for-TV movie with a then-married LeAnn Rimes and decided she’d be pretty awesome to have sex with and talk into getting the same pair of implants as his wife who he was very much still married to along with being the father of their children.

This is that wife.

Granted, I don’t know much about Brandi Glanville except that she looks awesome in a bikini and LeAnn Rimes wants to carve off her face and wear it, I think it’s safe to say Brandi’s not a walking anorexic bag of crazy who immediately showed that hand by broadcasting her affair while Eddie Cibrian was still trying to lie about it and bang his model wife one last time. (Did I mention she’s a model? She’s a model.) You’d just assume that would’ve been a huge red flag for this guy, but apparently LeAnn Rimes transmits her dumb intra-vaginally. (I also would’ve accepted “via her freakish bat-mouth.”)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

superficial

  1. marginally hotter than leann, this one also needs to eat better. but kudos on better looking fake tits–and no tats!

    • Yoke

      I thing BIG EARNER and YOUNGER trumps marginally hotter.

    • Colonel Ingus

      These posts & comments REALLY make obvious those that have NO experience with women.

      If you had experience, youd COMPLETELY understand that looks, if looking for more than a 1 night stand or few romps, are secondary to:

      sanity
      knowing how to fuck like a porn star
      strong skills in cohabitation
      the ability to hold conversation
      the ability to not be a stinking ass patchouli smelling hippy bitch
      and the ability to cook is always a plus, as well as knowing clitty litter need not be visible in dirty panties so make sure they arent face up on the floor.

      So yea, anyone thinking that someone is a moron for leaving someone because they look better than the new girl is an amateur with no sense of pussy getting skills.

      99% of hot women are psycho, stupid and lazy.

  2. Hugh Gentry

    I would drink her bath water.

  3. Facebook Me

    I just sent her ass a thank you card! WAY hotter than LeAnn.

  4. niccods

    So much hotter than Leann and her Greyskull face and boy body with hard fake tits. Amazing ass and legs there.

  5. ehh

    Butta face…

  6. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s creepy. I once fell in love with my cousin because he said Fiona Apple was too skinny. I took it as a sign that my giant ass was all he wanted. We’re not blood related. That….that doesn’t have much to do with anything. Oh yeah that chick up there is really skinny. DONE.

  7. Vivian

    She looks like this even after having kids? and he left her for LeAnn Rimes?

    how is it…? why did he…? I don’t get it, must be a guy thing.

    • Hugh Gentry

      she probably hates giving blowjobs. very simple.

    • Venom

      She is way hotter, but she does not have the huge bank account to support the lifestyle that a semi-working B list actor needs to live in huge mansions and drive expensive cars.

      • I’ll see both of your comments and raise you…

        New unstretched Pussy > old “had our kids” pussy
        Younger pussy is still younger pussy
        Younger woman giving you pussy when you want so she can keep you > woman who had your kids who never puts out because she doesn’t need to.

      • watson

        GravyLeg what makes you think LeAnn is “unstretched”? Does she look like the Virgin Mary to you? Methinks the man left for the money. Or do men marry just b/c the sex is good?
        And besides, No one and I say no one is tight forever! Gravity fixes that eventually.

    • vitobonespur

      Maybe she’s a lousy cook.

  8. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    why do I picture a cartoon cat playing comedy xylophone on her ribs?

  9. Thanks to the nonsensical circuitous editorializing, I’m not even sure what this chicks name is. I think it might be “Brandi Glanville”, but when I clicked the link for stories tagged about her…all of them were “LeAnn Rimes” posts.

    So whoever she is, the important thing to keep in mind is that even with an ass like that…someone got tired of putting up with her shit.

  10. Cock Dr

    She’s well rid of him.
    LeAnn Rimes has provided a lot of evidence that she’s loony.
    Ex-wife here will have a nice laugh when they break up & each one starts talking shit about the other.

  11. Rob

    Yeah, but I’m sure she has a TERRIBLE personality…

  12. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    Apples and apples man, apples and apples. Though I guess since they’re both face-eating-alien-stick-creatures (now with implants!): melons and melons man, melons and melons.

  13. Deacon Jones

    She didn’t suck dick.

    Having gone from a girl that could suck dick like a jet engine (is that even possible?) to one that gives me one ocassionally (~ every 4 months) when she’s drunk, teeth and all, I can attest.

    It drives you fucking crazy.

    • only two chicks in my whole life could swallow mine whole, and neither was my wife :( that’s out of well over a hundred.. if you get one what can give you the business, hang on to it. even if she looks like leann

      • I think a requirement during wedding vows should be that the “wife-to-be” has to finish the whole sentence which would actually read like….

        “I DO… NOT HAVE TO SUCK YOUR DICK ANYMORE!!”

      • cc

        One of my friends stayed with a fairly psychotic girl for years because she’d a) not infrequently wake him by giving him a bj, and b) stop, drop, and randomly give him a blowjob at least every other day.

      • holy shit

        whatever dudedoesdudes…you are obviously a basement dweller/serial wanker

    • cc

      The number of women that understand the power of the blowjob is remarkably low.

    • Vivian

      Does it HAVE to include the swallowing? I mean, is the whole blow job meaningless wothout the swallow?

      • Jack Ketch

        Pretty much, lol !! Never spill a drop :)

      • Look at it this way Vivian…
        A dick doesn’t pass the bloody sloughed lining of anything at ANY time much less monthly for 7 days…. You got the good end of the stick… So to speak… :)

      • Deacon Jones

        NO!

        Just don’t act like your doing us a fucking favor by doing it!

        I pay the mortgage, god damn it!

      • cc

        Well, you lose points, but painting someone’s face has its own erotic reward.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        It IS a favour. Have you ever done it? BLECH.

      • vitobonespur

        Swallowing certainly is preferable. Just don’t make a scene go “EWWWW” if you decide to spit.

        My feeling is, however, once it has left my body and is in your mouth, what you do with it is none of my business.

    • Vivian

      I see. Maybe one way to start could be having a few drinks defore and under deacon’s advise, no teeth and all. I don’t know if I that’ll work but it will be fun to find out, hee hee.

  14. rough's choice

    So what. its all about the attitude when the dust settled. Leann’s fits well with Cibrings. so far.

  15. LoveChild

    Obviously looks wasn’t good enough to make Eddie stay. Just like the athletes,they date and breed with certain women because they look good on their arm but, aren’t emotionally attached to these women. OH WELL! You need more than looks to keep a man

  16. Mike D.

    Eddie Cibrian is a gold digger. That’s the only reason I can think of for why he would leave this for LeAnn Rimes.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yeah, I’d say so.
      But technically Brandy threw him out, so it was either Leann’s house or a cardboard box.

  17. wb

    That’s one of the nicest 60 year old women I’ve seen in a long time. Not even in Leanne’s zipcode.

  18. Eeo

    Sorry fish I don’t think she’s hotter. I actually think Leann is pretty hot. Why do u hate her so much? Is it because she used to sing Christian music?

  19. cares, who

    Meh, she’s no Connie Stevens.

  20. LJ

    Eddie Cibrian had to keep working to support this one and the kids.

    With LeeAnn (who he seem to be molding to look like the first wife) he can ride the tour bus, hang out and drink beers.

  21. rough's choice

    I know why. Leeann has more rimes than her?

  22. Hank E Ring

    Fact of the Day: No matter how hot a woman is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.

  23. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    wow!

  24. What’s the over/under on when LeAnn starts twittering herself in these exact poses?

  25. FYI

    Mr. Rimes is a douche. A putrid, slimey, puss-green, Paris Hilton douche.

  26. So Annoyed by her ugly face

    Leann is so damn fake — you can tell just by reading her twitter. I’m sick of her bragging to everyone how “lucky” and “blessed” she is and how great her life is. Its inconsiderate to do that to her fans when so many of them work 40+ hours a week and struggle to pay bills or some are unemployed because of the state of the economy. This is a bitch who whines about working two weeks straight and then HAS to go on a vacation because oh, she’s worked soooohard. its insulting.

    At least brandi is real, you can tell by her tweets. She is a girl’s girl which is awesome. Funny, beautiful, and REAL..We can all relate & support to her so much more than fake Leann and her fake “blessed” life. GAG.

  27. scott

    hmm.. a near 30 year old for a 40 something year old…Eddie made the right choice, this woman is ok from a distance but up close, no thanks…shes old.

  28. David Berkowitz

    I would like access to all inputs now that she is single . Maybe I can fill a vacancy!

  29. I’m guessing LeAnn has no limits. Anal, oral, midget porn, you name it. It’s the only logical reason.

  30. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    ahwoogaa!

  31. lazlo

    I wish she would cup my balls and call me SISSY!

  32. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    She may look good in a bikini, but she’s a total butterface…cheek implants and duck lips, blehk. I’m not saying Leanne is any step up in the northen regions cause she has a weird face too, but…Leanne’s body is better than this. More muscle tone, and her implants look better hahahaha Either way, Eddie is a douche and ended up with a psycho.

    • erica

      her implants look better???? really? leane’s implants look like shit, this girl’s look way better, this girl has a better ass too, i rather have this chicks face and body than leanne’s ANYDAY

  33. bondbabe

    And Leann will be sporting a black bikini in 4, 3, 2, 1….

  34. Pierre Le Chiffiere

    Do she have any openings I could fill?

  35. D-lux

    LeAnn has money to blow, this chick just looks good!!

  36. m.

    At least the guy has a type: anorexic with implants (can be installed later).
    LeAnn should be careful and keep the guy away from her anorexic friends….

  37. Pierre Le Chiffiere

    Cooch looks tight …

  38. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    misterfister
    Commented on this photo:

    I would drop some baby batter in that

  39. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Skinny and old looking, like a decaying fish. And those are implants? What the fuck did she have before, an inverted A cup?

  40. Snooki's Tainted Taint

    Clearly this girl has chronic explosive diarrhea. That is the only possible explanation.

  41. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat her ass like colon cancer and Tweet the picture to @LeeAnnRimes

  42. Arzach

    So this post should had been called “Eddie Cibrian is an Idiot”, right?

  43. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    That dumba$$ ex of hers should be thrown out of The Man’s Club!

  44. welldoneson

    so she’s a model? so freakin’ WHAT!
    models aren’t better looking than the next girl, they’re just
    more willing to starve themselves so largely homosexual
    men can hang their overpriced clothes on them.

    model beauty

  45. the captain

    the shop sold her a bikini which isn’t made to fit american butts………..

  46. Dharma Initiative Beans

    I can’t believe it’s not butter. No, wait…yeah, yeah it is butter.

  47. Brandi Glanville Bikini Eddie Cibrian Ex Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s a rib man, that’s for sure.

  48. Tinklepants Astronaut

    Glanville > Rimes

  49. Linny

    Most of you guys are insane………maybe the issue wasn’t how , when ,how often or with what orafice she was stroking his junk but the fact that he needed her to stroke his ego….sometimes a woman-a real woman gets sick of a man who is the extra child…and maybe Leanne did her a favor taking him off of her hands….now her hands are free to hold onto someone /something new….F.Y.I. Dick is free all day….from the looks of things she is doing JUST Fine…..hope that she finds a man to appreciate that fact.What I hope most is that Eddie is looking at her and saying what the f**k did I do?LeAnne Will NOT Look this good after children…I guarantee it.

  50. Linny

    ok so I scrolled down and saw the pic of Leanne Trying to look like Brandi and It’s sad…Leanne is arching her back to make her look like she has an ass and the silouette makes it OBVIOUS the she has implants, round Not teardrop shaped…..I call this Angelina Jolie syndrome……a woman F**ks up some relationship and then tries at every turn to outshine the original….but can’t outshine anything….LeAnne looks like a little girl trying to play dressup…sad really…then there’s the pic of Eddie all dressed up…..wrap a piece of shit in Armani or(insert your favorite designer) and it is STILL a piece of shit.

Leave A Comment