When Bradley Cooper agreed to have a business dinner with Jennifer Lopez at Per Se – a “low key” restaurant in New York known for its wealthy customers’ discretion – he just assumed it’d be a friendly chat about a potential project that wouldn’t be leaked to TMZ as a romantic get-together to get her face in the press. What he should’ve known is that Jennifer Lopez pulled the exact same stunt on Ralph Fiennes forcing him to star in all those Harry Potter movies. Or so the legend goes… HuffPost Celebrity reports:
In 2002, Lopez had a casual dinner with Fiennes, around the time they were filming “Maid in Manhattan” together, only to find pictures from their joint meal splashed all over the New York Post saying ‘deny this.’ Fiennes later went on to say, “I had dinner with her and her producer and her manager who’s in the background of the shot as well. That didn’t upset me because it was just so not true and so badly set up.”
I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and say that after watching his ex-wife over the years, Marc Anthony tried to pull a similar publicity stunt on Will Smith last night only to do it almost exactly wrong:
MARC: Will, trust Marc Anthony. It’ll just be a simple cumpleaños and put all this affair business to bed. Si?
WILL: Alright, I’m in.
MARC: Bueno!
Later that night…
MARC: Let’s take pictures, everybody!
WILL: Whoooo! Marc, put your arm around me!
FERGIE: I have a penis!
And the morning after…
MARC: Marc Anthony has his cafe con leche, and now to see if his little plan worked… *pulls up Internet* Fuck me in the salsa ass, I was supposed to use a woman.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Fish, I am highly offended by your Latino portrayal joke (but only because it was somewhat lame at the end)
I bet there’s a vagina behind each and every one of those zippers.
Well, I hear she’s one giant cunt.
Those aren’t zippers. They’re built-in winches she has to use in order to contain her ass in those pants.
i’d still have LOVED to seen a properly angled ass shot, ugh~
I’m going to try to work “fuck me in the salsa ass” into a conversation with a real, live person today.
Please do. It is quite possibly the best quote I’ve ever read on this site.
Rican, I am a clueless white gringo, so the joke made me laugh.
How many cows had to die? HOW MANY??
Whoa, talk about saying it all with your eyes. “I’m a succubus.”
Her pussy is filled with acid – you can tell just by looking at here face – it’s starting to back up!
tell you what, when you can make a camel toe in leather pants something down there’s got muscles on its muscles
DAT ASS.
She can do whatever she wants to me in those leather pants.
She’s shopliftin’ somethin in there.
..somethin’, cuz that is NOT all her….must be from the Kardashian @ Sears line…
Whatever she’s injecting into her face, she needs to down the dosage a bit
This old whore will do anything for press, this is not surprising. Her pathetic antics are well documented. She has no talent or class. She is a PIG.
Wonderful pistachios “get crackin”.
They got me for free with that catchy jingle…
just shake you ass you irrelevant slut
Yes the dark side is strong in this one….take note Bradley Cooper and run for your life!
Fat ass. Shakes head. never will having a fat ass be ok in my book.
She looks like La Toya Jackson in this picture.
she must have been drunk when she met him.
a ghetto rat with a big ass. Nothing special.
Jennifer tricked him?! PLEASE! This guy is desperate to have people believe he’s straight. He’d date any (random 40 year old) woman.
Never in my life have I been more convinced that he’s gay.
My, Madonna really laid on the foundation before this shoot.
That would catch phrase instead of jingle.
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Am I supposed to feel sorry for Bradley? The guy is an attention starved Himbo! Her people secretly dropped the dime about the dinner, when they were not too busy throwing her soon to be ex-husband under the bus, while his people did the same thing.
This Twat does not a thing for me. Am I supposed to feel sorry for Bradley? The guy is an attention starved Himbo. Her people secretly dropped the dime about the dinner, when they were not too busy throwing her soon to be ex-husband under the bus, while his people were doing the exact same thing.
She and Madonna should have a hag – off!
She certainly looks mean , like an Ice Queen!
can you imagine the trench-stench coming out of those leather pants after that bitch spent the day in them? goddammit i bet it’s fuckin terrible.
I don’t know but I need to search back there with my night stick.