Brad Pitt’s security arrests reporter

August 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment

bpitt_trespass.jpgAccording to the NY Post, a reporter for People magazine was arrested Saturday for trespassing on Brad Pitt’s property during a fourth birthday party for Angelina Jolie’s son Maddox. Brad’s security manager, Richard Malchar, made a citizen’s arrest and held the reporter for police.

“It’s too bad that the media can’t respect people’s privacy,” said Pitt’s publicist, Cindy Guagenti. “If the media continue to trespass on private property, they will be arrested. This is getting out of control.”

I guess this means that time I snuck into Lindsay Lohan’s house to take a dump probably wasn’t okay either. To be fair though, I did it on her bed so I think that makes it alright. If I learned anything at Yale law, it’s that sneaking into people’s homes to poo on their bed is totally acceptable by our legal system. Then again, I was too busy pooing on people’s beds to ever attend class, so I could be wrong.

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  1. I hope the Jolie-Pitt are not home when the intruder left the house. Brad is safe, security systems installed in over their property and around your home. Therefore, many people around. I hope so, press charges and let the boy has learned his lesson. Let him go to jail. God always protects the Jolie-Pitt.

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