Brad Pitt gave the crowd his best suave, debonair looks at the Paris premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Except he left his fly unzipped and was completely oblivious to the fact. Nothing like the cold, hard slap of reality that even Brad Pitt gets old:
“That’s right, Brad, give ‘em the look. BAM! That was the panty dropper. This is going so well. So well. You’re Brad Pitt. Talented. Dashing. Oddly drafty in the groin area, but do not look down. DO NOT LOOK DOWN. It’s nothing. Here we go: Tender, yet let’s do it on my Ferrari, eyes. KABOOM! I think that one just impregnated a chick. Wait, it’s Angie. Goddammit. Fortunately, no one can see the crying happening in my pants right now. Oh, no, wait. What the hell?!”
EDIT: To put things this fly incident in perspective, I added pics of Brad just days ago smuggling booze out of two separate events in Berlin. Which actually has me convinced he’s Jesus returned to Earth. Your ways are right and good, O Lord!
agreed #50. When Brad and Angie fight, he regrets leaving Jen turst me. Many people whove had similar experiences have told me the exact same thing. I am no Jen fan I find them all nauseating. But when angie’s does annoying stuff that Jen never did, like birth a new litter, he misses Jen and thinks back to when his life was less complicated. He went from one extreme to another and I think he may well leave Ange someday for a woman who is more of a middle ground or he’ll bouce back to the other extreme and go for a young childless carefree chika. Bottom line those kids are screwed, their parents had no alone time sans kids( statsically an essential for a good marriage), no foundation to their relationship and daddy jumped right out of a 7 year relationship 4 of which were spend married into a baby collecting nomadic extreme lifestyle. he had the weirdest midlife crisis ever. He’s just not an intelligent guy and all this behaviour will catch up with him and one day he’ll wake up and go “WTF did I do to my life???????? “and then he’ll go out for a pack of smokes and NEVER come back.
#48, you are not the only woman who doesn’t find him attractive. i think he is rather odd looking. i can imagine that the babies he and his woman are having will be weird looking when they get older, as she looks like a stereotypical alien (a ‘grey’ i believe they’re called) and he has a constant expression like he’s painfully constipated AND confused.
What a shame. When Brad started out with his acting career on a television series, he got lots of positive attention, then when he pulled down the part with Thelma and Louise, he had it made. He must be one of those “early bloomers” who quickly fades away like dust. He’s lost what ever that magic was, now he’s old looking, pansy dressing, teeny weinied, faithless bad actor. I’m so disappointed! I was a HUGE Pitt fan a few years ago, tho Troy was an even bigger disappointment to me, i thought it was just bad roles, but TCCBB…omg….horrible! I hate to say that i lost $12.00 by leaving after the first hour with a strong desire for a cup of wake-up coffee…..Not a triangle “fan”, but seems to me Pitt and Jolie are poison to oneanother…..even the sex can’t be all that…..
STOP!!!
Dude, seriously…what is up #7, #40, # 50, #52, and # 54
I know you are all the same person – same lame dreadfully boring paragraphs
It’s not an opinion blog…it’s a freakin’ comment section…and take a hint….lighten up!!! You seriously need to get out more often
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LMFAO -
i like how his flys down?
LMFAO -
i like how his flys down?
dear superficial, please bring the original superficial writer back.
FISH your posts are funny again :)
FISH your posts are funny again :)
looks like he ‘stole’ Krombacher. Nothing special. A beer everybody can drink. There are better ones but nobody dislikes it so much as he wouldn’t drink it.
uh this dude is aging badly. he had a brief moment of hunkdom in legends of the fall about 17 years ago, and now looks like a hag and no amount of freshening up aka plastic surge is gonna take care of that mug. face it kids, he ain’t no bob redford nor alain delon. as for his match made in smithereens, well let’s just say he gets what he deserves.
Apparently, he sat next to John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Both were hit in the head at a later date.