Brad Pitt sat down for an interview this morning in New Orleans with The Today Show’s Ann Curry (Video after the jump). He’s currently in the 9th Ward building affordable solar-powered houses for Hurricane Katrina victims. But that shit’s for suckers; Let’s talk about those Brangelina babies! Here’s some excerpts of the interviews including a fake one. See if you guess which one it is:
On raising six kids:
“I look at my sons and my daughters, and one’s from Vietnam and one’s from Cambodia and one’s from Ethiopia, and … they’re all brothers and sisters. And they’re fighting, they’re laughing, they’re going into hysterics and staying up late, and they’re messing with their parents, and they’re driving me crazy and I’m really proud.”
On his reluctance to discuss his family in interviews:
“It just gets cheapened somehow, as it goes through the filters in the airwaves,” he explained. “And some things you just want to keep close.”
On the media:
“Listen, if I single-handedly rebuild New Orleans into a thriving metropolis complete with flying cars, then will you people please forget that I cheated on Jennifer Aniston and am criminally less sexy than that guy who writes The Superficial. It’s embarrassing.”
On getting married to Angelina Jolie:
“If we feel it’s important to our kids, we’ll do so.”
Hope you put your thinking caps on!
Answer: “If we feel it’s important to our kids, we’ll do so.” Ha ha ha! No, seriously, who fell for that one? You might want to get checked for tumors.
Jimmy Jim | December 2, 2008 at 2:03 pm
being first is gay :(
Chantel | December 2, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Meh, close enough!
assassin1234 | December 2, 2008 at 2:18 pm
FRIST!&!!
superstar | December 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm
he’s so rude at the beginning, wondering where the fuck he is while the woman asks questions
Bob | December 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm
In this pic, Brad looks a little like the Bill Paxton character on True Lies…
But seriously, I do respect his views on family privacy… that would suck…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Minty | December 2, 2008 at 2:23 pm
what a fag. He looks like a retard in the first picture.
British girl | December 2, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Why does he still have that awful little mustache? I just wanna rip it off with a wax strip.
mi | December 2, 2008 at 2:24 pm
your 3rd (next button) page isn’t working!!! it takes me to the main….
LuLu | December 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Did he really say that about forgetting he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and being less sexy than the Superfish dude?
Wrinkly Stiltskin | December 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Does it really take this long to find a winner to the Botox contest….I’ve been camping outside the back door of the plastic surgeons office since Nov 24th (thank god for the health nut doctor who threw Turkey skins at my feet so I could celebrateThanksgiving) but now its getting cold & my skin is like a sidewalk & crack is whack, yo….hurry up Superfish!!!
Ronnie Mund | December 2, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I see what you did there.
RCH | December 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I have nothing against Brad (excepting his money and success). But as an actor he is serviceable, at best. In the looks department is a cute. Not a dreamboat. Not a heartthrob. Not, definitely not, a Captain Handsome. Just a cute. He is, however, among the 284 Leanest Living White Men, and yes, that counts for something. But nearly 20 years of moviestardom, hundreds of millions of dollars, and constant, fawning attention seems a bit much. Chief Trainer at a suburban gym seems more fitting. But hey. Who made me President of Mediocre Wind Bags. (Trick question: Sarah Palin, that’s who, ass bags!)
rachel | December 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Wow. Something must happen to celebrities, like all that fame must melt their brains down to the consistency of slightly tepid gel. Listening to him was like listening to a jellyfish try to fart. Let’s hope he holds onto at least some of those charity funds, I don’t think he could scan vegetables at my local supermarket if the economy sours anymore.
mud shark | December 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Wow, this is so very uninteresting, I just about fell asleep. Who gives a shit? this is such a non story, maybe next time we leave it out? thanks-
havoc | December 2, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Ah, I think I got it.
Nope, I lost it….
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meme | December 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm
oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeze dickwad. you just took and published very intimate family pics and NOW you want privacy. blow it out your ass.
FRIST!!! | December 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I watched this this morning. He said he would consider marrying Jolie as soon as it was legal for homos to wed..
That’s true love right there.
havoc | December 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I watched the video. What a fine American. What a fine humanitarian. What a fine actor.
Drill that down to two words.
Dick Cheese.
.
Harleybob | December 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Wow…and I thought Angelina morphing into Morticia Addams was bad. This guy needs a fashion advisor, and god knows he can afford one.
JJ | December 2, 2008 at 3:29 pm
What a sleazy mustache. Add the stupid hats he wears and you have to wonder why such a good-looking guys goes out of his way to look odd.
Randal | December 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Hey Brad, thanks for stopping by at The FISH. Just wanted to say what a big fan I am of your work. By far, 12 Monkey’s is one of my favorite movies that you’ve been in!
Looking forward to more box office smashes from you in the future.
Randal
Ted from LA | December 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm
The last time I saw this look a bunch of dudes raised their arms in unison and said, “Heil Hitler.”
Randal's Rectum | December 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Hey Brad, thanks for stopping by at The FISH.”
Randal you are an idiot. Why not marry Frist. She deserves a gay husband. Surely no one wants to fuck her anyway.
pattyanne | December 2, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Seems Angie Jo forced her paramour to publiclly admitting he “cheated on Jennifer Aniston”. She was the one who told interviewers that “our kids get to watch their parents fall in love ” refering to the movie MAMS. FINALLY, these too narcissistic liars admit to the truth, BUT, i didn’t hear him apologize for the pain and anguish he and his ho caused so many people with the manner in which they hooked up and tossed it in the face of all decent people with that W spread. Sorry, but the only thing this interview did was to prove to all what a bastard he truly is. Karma….go forth and keep multiplying Brad, one day you’ll wake up with a knife in the wall above your head if what i read about Ange’s temper tantrums is true
Jack | December 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm
But wait, I thought he said he wouldn’t marry until everyone could. Oh I get it, he’s going to be hypocritical AGAIN and blame it on the kids.
I’m so sick of these two using their kids.
dew | December 2, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I think there’s a big difference between publishing family pics he took himself, and aggressive, insane paps rushing at them during family outings, screaming their kids names, and especially breaking into their home in France.
It seems that in addition to being seduced by attractive “strange”, he also deeply craved kids. Well he got both, and it looks like he’s really into it at this time. But he’s a proven philanderer, so only time will tell if he’ll stay with his family.
Taylor S. | December 2, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I LMAO everytime this guy opens his mouth and talks… People don’t realise he’s asking for help from Holie’s fish-lips and fertile tank bomb.
He calls out the ones he doesn’t like by calling out their birth countries to come claim the little bastards back. Then he says things like “they’re driving me crazy” and “6 six isn’t as easy as it sounds”… No you stupid fucktard. Everyone knows 1, 2 or 3 kids aren’t easy. And we definitely know 6 fucking kids are insanely hard. But people do it every fucking day without the nannies and millions at their disposal.
Maybe you should remind that bony bitch you’re with to that 6 kids aren’t easy. And also take her fucking passport so she can’t go buy anymore kids from other countries. You’re both the most demented self-centered, narcissist 2-some EVER. Americans made you millionaires and yet you go to other countries to buy kids. You can’t buy any kids from the USA? Why? Because the kids here will sell your sordid secrets to National Enquirer? Fucktards
Chloe O'Brien | December 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Oh man, I totes thought Brad really admitted cheating on Jen! However, I can’t confirm whether Mr. Superfish is way cuter b/c I haven’t seen any pics … give ‘em up!
ummm...yeah | December 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I like him
Lola | December 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
On the media:
“Listen, if I single-handedly rebuild New Orleans into a thriving metropolis complete with flying cars, then will you people please forget that I cheated on Jennifer Aniston and am criminally less sexy than that guy who writes The Superficial. It’s embarrassing.”
YOU IDIOTS… HE ACTUALLY DIDN’T SAY THE ABOVE PHRASE. DO YOU NOT KNOW FISH’S SENSE OF HUMOR YET?
Mike Hawk | December 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Brad: Smell my finger? Ha ha heh, How bout all of em?
wolf5150 | December 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm
GIANT BAG O’DOUCHE
WHAT A TOOL!
bubba | December 2, 2008 at 6:26 pm
i would just bet that those houses will be financed through ‘fannie mae’ to more people that can’t afford them. gotta keep new orleans ‘chocolate’ you know
asl? | December 2, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Brad is a fag! Check out how he talks and how he “hugs” the reporter. LOL
jzz | December 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
He used to have a country-ass accent,
but now he talks like Carlton from the fresh prince of Bel-Air.
That shit bugs the hell out of me.
He’s trying too hard to sound sophisticated. Stop faking it!
amanda | December 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm
“am criminally less sexy than that guy who writes The Superficial. It’s embarrassing.”
he could never be as hot as you for one simple reason: he has no personality. i dont care what he looks like, the man is BORING!!!
Joe | December 3, 2008 at 7:05 am
his mustache is for Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds movie
gerard Vandenberg | December 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
But what about that fucking MOSTACHE?
(america is so damn naive.)
THIS IS A FAGGOT-LOVER, folks!!!
Jen | December 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm
He took pictures of his girlfriend breast-feeding, had them published in a national magazine and now he’s saying he wants privacy?
Sigh.
Why, celebrities, why?
bitingontinfoil | December 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I’m getting SO SICK of that stupid assed cheese-eating Rhett Butler/Clark Gable look he’s got plastered on his mug in every interview!!
(that’s right – google it youngsters!)
harris | December 23, 2009 at 5:08 am
On the media:
“Listen, if I single-handedly rebuild New Orleans into a thriving metropolis complete with flying cars, then will you people please forget that I cheated on Jennifer Aniston and am criminally less sexy than that guy who writes The Superficial. It’s embarrassing.” Come on brad have a little respect. Jen was right he does have a sensitivity chip missing. this is the shit that pisses me off. it’s like ok it happened like 4 or 5 years ago and w/e but he’s always like ID DID NOT CHEAT!!! and it’s like yes u did buddy u admitt it in like evey other interview. like wtf