Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston: ‘So, uh, WTF?’

November 13th, 2008 // 147 Comments

Brad Pitt reportedly called Jennifer Aniston to complain about her recent interview in Vogue where she took issue with Angelina Jolie. Can’t the two just get along? I mean, so Angelina had insane monkey sex with Jen’s internationally handsome husband who then very publicly dumped her on her ass. That shit happens all the time. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or one with a rapidly fading acting career whose love life has been reduced to dating John Mayer. That probably didn’t help.

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  1. britney's weave

    why is he dressed like johnny depp? he cannot pull that off.

  2. Ted from LA

    Nice look Brad. I didn’t realize he was doing silent movies. I’d like to see Jen in a silent movie for the rest of her life.

  3. effyeray

    Just stfu, fade away and die Aniston you fug miserable skank.

  4. So Right

    Ok idiots. If I say Hitler was a d*ck, does that mean I haven’t moved on with my life? Some things are just fact. Hitler’s a d*ck, Napolean was short and Angelina is an uncool ho…. so what? Jennifer’s just stating a fact. Doesn’t mean she hasn’t moved on.

  5. Rick

    lmao@”Jesse”!!! Guys like you crack me up. Always trying to impress the ladies with your oh-so-sensitive and evolved character. But…in fairness, I suppose if a girl has given up on mind-blowing multi-orgasmic sex, a puss like you makes a good low-maintenance chubby hubby. “Remember to take out the garbage before you go to bed, ok, dear?”

  6. Nancy

    She reminds me of the girl who never gets over having her high school boyfriend break up with her. At first, you’re all sympathy, but when you’re graduating from college and she’s still talking about it, you just roll your eyes.

    Just to be able to sit there, in an interview almost 4 years later, and bring it up…jesus, what a basket case.

    Still, in all these comments nobody has pointed out the most important factor: Brad didn’t just dump her. He terminated her time on the A list. If you don’t think that’s the basis of her anger and resentment, you don’t understand celebrities at all.

  7. Danielle

    Ok first off I cannot stand Jen’s constant whining. She is a lousy actress and pretty damn fugly too.

    Angelina is a beautiful, amazing actress, a great humanitarian and an all around sweet girl, she has her quirks but they are sexy.

    Obviously Jen and Brad’s relationship wasn’t great or he would never have left.

    He probably was sick of her constant whining.

  8. Noelle

    @50… it’s not selfish because he decided to leave her for another woman… it was selfish because he decided to have an affair and THEN get the divorce. If you’re so stinking unhappy with someone or want someone else do the honorable thing and call it quits… then you can have all the pussy or dick you want.

    Also… big deal Aniston finally said what AJ did was “uncool”. It’s not talking trash, it’s a fact. Any person who decides to be the homewrecker is a lot worse than uncool and that’s exactly what AJ was. I mean seriously… she couldn’t wait for him to get a divorce… of course not cause she’s a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process.

  9. Noelle

    @50… it’s not selfish because he decided to leave her for another woman… it was selfish because he decided to have an affair and THEN get the divorce. If you’re so stinking unhappy with someone or want someone else do the honorable thing and call it quits… then you can have all the pussy or dick you want.

    Also… big deal Aniston finally said what AJ did was “uncool”. It’s not talking trash, it’s a fact. Any person who decides to be the homewrecker is a lot worse than uncool and that’s exactly what AJ was. I mean seriously… she couldn’t wait for him to get a divorce… of course not cause she’s a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process.

  10. Fernando Narcos

    I would be touchy too if my old lady looked like an anorexic,crossdressing Jon Voight,and the chick I left for her was still as hot as she was 10 years ago.

  11. LoLa

    This fucking story is so old and so fucking annoying. I’m tired of hearing about Brad whorebag Pitt, Jen lonely-ass Aniston, and Angie diseased-vagina-fish-lip-splooge-gobbler Jolie. Enough already about these asstards.
    The world knows Brad is a spineless waste of space and that Angie is nothing more than a worthless shameless baby buying whore, who’s soul belongs to the devil… So enough already
    If it’s true that Brad actually called Jen to bitch at her for the shit, I really hope John Mayer goes to Berlin and shoots the bastard and that veiny witch and all thier bastard abominations…
    Then he goes back and kills Jen and then himself. Then and only then, will the world return to normal.

  12. LoLa

    This fucking story is so old and so fucking annoying. I’m tired of hearing about Brad whorebag Pitt, Jen lonely-ass Aniston, and Angie diseased-vagina-fish-lip-splooge-gobbler Jolie. Enough already about these asstards.
    The world knows Brad is a spineless waste of space and that Angie is nothing more than a worthless shameless baby buying whore, who’s soul belongs to the devil… So enough already
    If it’s true that Brad actually called Jen to bitch at her for the shit, I really hope John Mayer goes to Berlin and shoots the bastard and that veiny witch and all thier bastard abominations…
    Then he goes back and kills Jen and then himself. Then and only then, will the world return to normal.

  13. Gina

    Danielle, #58: I’m with you. I don’t know if it’s true that Jennifer has been whining a lot, but there’s no reason that she needs to be whining about Angelina now. Actually I don’t know if anyone else thinks this but I didn’t take Angelina’s comments at all as admitting to an affair. What it meant was that there was a connection happening between her and Brad when they met and were filming, and I’m sorry that’s different from an affair. Granted it turned into a relationship, but now that it has, I think that’s something that’s perfectly “cool” to talk about. Is Angelina supposed to say that they had no personal connection and no chemistry whatsoever until the moment that Brad and Jen split up?

    What I think is even more pathetic on Jen’s part is that she gushes about Brad and puts all the blame on Angelina. If you’re going on the idea that you got dumped after your husband met someone else, wouldn’t you be the least bit mad at him, too? How could it be entirely the other woman’s fault?

  14. AteIsEnough

    What’s with the picture of a very old looking Brad with a terrible moustache and creepy white skin? If that’s handsome…so then my dick and balls are gorgeous!!

  15. Ray

    What a douchebag deluxe! He play acts roles in movies but away from the camera he is a super punk. Goofy bastard with a Hitler mustache. Fucking sleazy Hollywood bitches.

  16. Sam

    “she’s a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process.”

    That’s the language of a loser, the person who gets left behind. Bitter, angry, small.

  17. Dee

    People need to stop projecting their own life stories and bad experiences with men onto this situation. HEY JEN, YOU GOT DUMPED-GET OVER IT. It happens every day. Brad Pitt was not obligated to stay with her if he wanted other things out of life.

  18. vick

    Her whining and criticism might hold some weight (although it’d still sound bitter) if the whole Brad-Angelina thing had turned out to be a casual fling. He met his life’s love and the timing wasn’t perfect. Too bad. They weren’t supposed to act on it? Yeah right.

    Besides, #57 nailed it. Aniston is still pissed because she used to be at the very top of the A-list, as the “top couple” in Hollywood. Now it’s still Brad, but with Angelina, and Aniston is somewhere on the B-list, by herself. All sorts of “ordinary folks” are getting worked up about it as an example of love and marriage and infidelity, but this story is about fame and celebrity. If the three of them were blue collar workers, Aniston would be remarried by now and changing diapers and drinking MGD instead of giving whiny interviews.

  19. Bob

    Aniston supporters – please refer to her as “Rachel” when you write your angry supportive/defensive/accusatory comments. It’s the only way they’ll make sense to the rest of us.

  20. LEB

    Yes, Jen was wronged. Humiliated. And will probably always be typecast as a scorned woman because she plays the part so well.

    But seriously, 5 years latrer? Let’s get over it, hmm? Be glad to have a boyfriend with an amazing voice who’s on every top 40 station in the country and enjoy your dang life.

  21. Egads, she didn’t even talk trash about them having the affair. She said it was “uncool” for AJP to discuss the inner workings of the affair in public. Why all the anger people?

  22. Sandy

    He wanted things in life that Jen couldn’t give him, so he made the life he always wanted with Angie.

    If he was a woman, the story would be a movie that plays every night on the Lifetime channel and all the female commenters here would be wiping away a tear while writing “zomg i like totally respect how she followed her DREAM!!!”

  23. alt

    I am no fan of Jennifer Aniston. But I’ll give her this: It must be HELL watching the fruits of her divorce and watching the Brangelina bunch grow while they travel the world and are photograped everywhere. She sees this on a regular, daily basis. That can’t be easy being reminded constantly…how can she move on 100% when the Jolie-Pitts are taking over the world? Yes, the rest of us all have breakups and we have to “get over it”, but we don’t have to see our ex’s happiness shoved in our faces every second either.

    Brad: Jen was no peach, I’m sure, and why she didn’t have babies with you, I don’t know. We know you are happy now, but you really screwed up with how your divorce went about. You couldn’t have humiliated Jen any more if you tried.

    #20, I agree.

  24. Tired

    Pitts is the shitz

    Adultery sucks big time and it hurts for a long time. Nothing says I love you like making a commitment then lying and cheating behind ones back. Go Brad, you’re such a man of conviction and honesty!

  25. Sue

    Poor John Mayer, that’s all I can say. But he does have two lines of defense: an endless stream of willing groupies, and, hmmm, what was the second one again?…oh yeah: he’s gay.

    (btw: we’ve attracted the Anistion fans who call her “Jen” and talk directly to Brad, like #74. Take cover.)

  26. aaa

    Like angelina has moved on. she always talk about jen anyway.
    once said what goes around, comes around.

  27. gits

    #75 – Angie’s got nothing to worry about. Unlike Aniston, she can keep a guy interested in her. Sure, she’s insane, but some guys really did dig that. Aniston’s boring. Nobody digs that.

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  29. olivia

    Angelina Jolie sucks her brothers stinky inchworm dick. Trashy rich incest people.

  30. Allessandra

    Look, they asked her what she thought and she said the word “uncool” hardly scathing and wild bitchery. Fuck them if they got offended. Spare the woman a little bit of the respect she has left and stop rubbing it in her face that you guys fucked during “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” It was uncool. SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAD AND ANGIE. ( btw Ang I used to think you were polite enough not to rehash being a chick who didn’t give 2 shits about fucking a married man.

  31. Yo holla

    Hell… effing… no.

    Let’s be real, Angelina was “uncool” for that shit. Dude, that bitch is a sociopath and I am surprised that she hasn’t been called out for her shadiness before this. I’m proud that Aniston finally said her piece because any human being knows that being cheated on blows and the fact that Angelina did it in the public eye and went around gloating her “love” is worthy of any censure she gets.

  32. Tim

    So she wanted a call from Pitt and she got one. Mission accomplished. It’s the type of thing needy chicks do. It probably annoyed the chick who won (Jolie), but it’s not a big story.

  33. mo

    jake, you are a complete and utter a$$hole. and for everyone else—it takes 2 to screw up a marriage. so BRAD is at fault here. who knows what or how jen contributed to the divorce, but to say that brad can do and say whatever he wants after he publicly cheated on his wife is ridiculous. if angelina can talk—so can jen. ALL 3 OF THEM should have kept their mouths shut the entire time….the no one would be talking about any of this.

  34. Jen

    I’ve got an idea. How about being honest with yourselves for once. If you want to fuck who you want, go ahead, but find a partner who’s okay with it and stop lying to your selves, your partners and your families. From the sound of it, there are a lot more of you out there who need noncommittal relationships than you seem to think. I can’t believe how ugly you are to think it is okay to call your wives and husbands ‘fat sexless pigs’ to make yourselves feel better about all your dishonesty and the fear that keeps you from owning up to your real needs. Nevermind the celebrities, you all need to wrap your minds around what fascinates/irritates you about these famous people and the stories we make up about them that is already in your selves. Recognize these people for what they are BIG METAPHORS and move on from the mirror.

  35. Tracy

    Jennifer Aniston defines the word “class”. She handled the whole divorce with her head held high, even though her world was being torn apart in the eyes of the public. She isn’t “whining” about anything, she only speaks on record about the scum-bag jolie-pitt family when she is asked a direct question by the person giving the interview. Maybe if the whole world would stop obsessing over this pathetic crowd, JA could get on with her life. Angelina is a family wrecker and she will soon leave Brad too. She will leave or cheat. Both would be my guess.

  36. trailera

    Jen was ASKED her opinion, that doesnt mean she hasnt moved on. If you are asked how you feel about something then you usually give an answer. and her honest opinion wasnt all that harsh on someone who publicly announced she fucked your husband while you were with him.
    Us non white girls would have publicly announced that we were going to kick the shit out of her. LMAO.
    Her quote was just taken and plastered everywhere as if she said it for no reason at all.

  37. wendy

    Brad Pitt is a douchebag extraordinaire, an adulterer, a liar and all-around slimebag.

  38. Noelle

    If that’s what you want to believe Sam then by all means… all it is is fact. Brad was off limits because he was married, and AJ didn’t give a damn about that. She wanted what she wanted and said screw the fact that he has a wife. All she had to do was wait for him to get a divorce, and it would have been fine… she could have jumped him in the sac till her hearts content.

    That’s not the language of the bitter… that’s the language of consideration for others and respect of the vows that a person makes a conscious choice to make.

    I really don’t get it, is it really that hard for people to just divorce first?

  39. facts

    The psychos can protest all they want, but the overwhelming majority of people followed Brad from Jen to Angie. They go to Brad’s and Angie’s movies, not Jen’s, they read about Brad and Angie every week, not Jen, they look at 100 pictures of Brad and Angie for every picture they look at of Jen.

    The thing is, Jen is even more of a fame and celebrity seeker than Brad or Angie –she hasn’t found time to start a family yet, for example, because she’s so career-focused, and lots of high-powered focusing is good in her case because without it you can’t even see a career anymore.

    So don’t stake out the high ground for Jen. She lives every day of her life selfishly, giving to nobody but herself (as opposed to, for example, being a parent), and the majority of people have found her to be self-absorbed, repetitive, and boring, while Brad remains interesting (along with Angie).

    You can’t argue with the numbers. Jen’s is zero.

  40. Aniston kept her peace for this long while Angie spouted her mouth off all over the place about her and Brad’s relationship. She says “uncool” now, and Brad and Angie get their his and her undies all in a wad. You gotta respect someone with such self control to not have said anything publicly for so long. Aniston is the strong one. It’s being able to talk about it NOW that indicates she’s moved on. Relationship 101, people.

  41. Hot Mama

    Although I see some of Jens perspective of this situation, why the hell is she bringing it up now? Pathetic

  42. dude_on

    AJ the person = bad. BP the person = bad. Jen the person = only person in this trio with integrity.

    I will give AJ credit for getting more out of her rhinoplasty than Jen. AJ’s nose job was world class and has allowed her to reach unbelievable hotness status. JA’s didn’t turn out quite as well but she has great tits and remains a person of dignity.

  43. Tracy

    #92 –
    It isn’t “her” bringing it up, JA is being ASKED these questions in interviews.
    Jennifer Aniston doesn’t just harp on the douche bag and Angelina, she only responds to questions.

  44. Jammy

    F Brangelina

  45. Jesse

    Rick- I am a WOMAN not a man lmao. My name is just spelled the male way- My mom was too high from her epidural when she had me that she forgot the “i” (the female way of spelling Jessie) on my birth certificate. :)

  46. Jonny Monstikio

    Brad Pitt looks like the worlds biggest douche in that hat with that moustache. Also, #96 Jesse. Epidurals don’t get you high. The injection can cause both a loss of sensation (anaesthesia) and a loss of pain (analgesia), by blocking the transmission of signals through nerves in or near the spinal cord.

  47. fancy

    What’s brad dressed up for in these picts?? Is this his halloween costume or do we have another western coming out?? Or maybe he’s trying to set a new trend….?

    I think if Angelina’s gonna give interviews tell alling about how she in fact did sleep with brad while he was still married – something jen aparently still didn’t know (and only jen) Then it should be a given that Jen is gonna react to that in her following interview.

    So I hope that Brad was calling to apologize if anything for having his x find out gory details of their split in a magazine.

    Its all sooo f-ing old not sure why anyone cares anymore – even the people involved.

    is Angelina preggers again??

  48. Janna

    Angelina has been bringing up Jen everytime she has a movie or
    making refer to her cheating. Jen said it is uncool, which is hardly
    so bad. Angelina is the one that made liars out of both her
    and brad. Saying someone is uncool is hardly a big insult. Jen
    made almost twice what Angelina did last year so she isn’t
    doing to bad. Heck we all knew they were shacking up during
    the movie but why does Angelina keep bringing it up. She seems
    to be the insecure one.

  49. Pete

    “I really don’t get it, is it really that hard for people to just divorce first?”

    Well, back on planet Earth, divorce rarely involves two people falling out of love with each other at the same time. In most cases only one person falls out of love with the other, while the unlucky person clings to a belief that the marriage is rocky but fixable and still based on love (it’s not). Lots of factors hold the couple together (kids, shared home, shared interests, etc.) until the no-longer-in-love person happens to meet somebody else and falls in lust/love with the new person. THAT is the trigger for the divorce, because it’s not worth the big ugly fight unless you have a new life you want to begin (with somebody else who you want to fuck all the time). And you don’t pull the trigger until you’ve fucked yourself silly in the bed of the new person. You’re not teenagers anymore. You know perfectly well that sexual compatibility is important and can’t be assumed. So in most cases a visit from Dick Gozinya takes place before a visit to the divorce lawyer. It’s human nature. Just like when the scorned woman or man becomes bitter afterward.

  50. Ted from LA

    One hundred and FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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