Brad Pitt reportedly called Jennifer Aniston to complain about her recent interview in Vogue where she took issue with Angelina Jolie. Can’t the two just get along? I mean, so Angelina had insane monkey sex with Jen’s internationally handsome husband who then very publicly dumped her on her ass. That shit happens all the time. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or one with a rapidly fading acting career whose love life has been reduced to dating John Mayer. That probably didn’t help.
BradCheatedWhyAin'tHeTheShit | November 13, 2008 at 11:34 am
Just Sayin…
Balls McCoy | November 13, 2008 at 11:37 am
Nice ‘stache, remove your hat, dick.
John Mayer | November 13, 2008 at 11:37 am
Ya know, I’m kinda thinking it wasn’t so special after all when she swallowed. Maybe it didn’t mean I was the most special guy in her life. Besides, when I think about it, she had pretty much the same expression on her face before and after.
dave | November 13, 2008 at 11:38 am
what angelina wants, angelina gets. Its a fact of life
jn | November 13, 2008 at 11:39 am
wait a minute, he cheats on her then has the nerve to call her about being upset about an interview, wtf?
what a little bitch. I hope he gets herpies from that skank.
Dr. Phil | November 13, 2008 at 11:40 am
Angelina is the type of crazy that can get really really wet. Anuston is the the type of crazy that stays really really dry. Brad probably mulled it over for about 1/100th of a second before making his choice.
Rough Daddy | November 13, 2008 at 11:43 am
John Mayer is a fool if he stays, this broad will never get over this….
Rough Daddy | November 13, 2008 at 11:45 am
#4 very true, it start with the genes..
Jake | November 13, 2008 at 11:54 am
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sfsfnsf | November 13, 2008 at 11:54 am
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And you know what that means, right? It means they’ll be invited to the White House! And you know what that means, right? It means they’ll all go to New York!
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Vince | November 13, 2008 at 11:56 am
” 10. Jake – November 13, 2008 11:54 AM
I love all the people who still get mad that Brad “cheated.” Look, he was with Aniston for a long time and he got bored. That happens to all guys with their girlfriends or wives. After awhile, it gets old. Sorry, but that’s the truth. Brad was able to act on that and go fuck a new, exciting chick, just like we all dream of. Lucky, lucky guy. We’d all drop our pigs if we could do that.”
100% true.
A. | November 13, 2008 at 11:56 am
Not for nothing, but Angelina Jolie wasted no time in talking about how Brad was the love of her life and all that crap. Brad probably signed his divorce papers and Maddox’s adoption papers with the same pen for Christ sake. Why shouldn’t Jennifer Aniston have her say?
SrfStrng | November 13, 2008 at 12:00 pm
AHHHH! I am getting more and more upset about this whole thing. Aniston is a BITCH! I wish I could talk about the truth and tell the whole world what I know. Their marriage was DOOMED way before Brad filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Angelina Jolie was not the problem or the one to hold responsible for the split between Aniston and Pitt. Jen is bitter, angry, she is a nobody and most of all she is all ALONE! She needs to move on and let it go, specially because she knows that the only one responsible for her split was no other than HERSELF! I just hope that with this, either Brad or Jen come out clean and tell the world what really happened between them. How about it Jen? If you are going to talk, maybe you should be the one telling why your marriage went down hill. STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR MISTAKES!!!
Harley bob | November 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm
WTF is giving him fashion advice? Jolie? That might be grounds right there.
Mandy | November 13, 2008 at 12:02 pm
“Why shouldn’t Jennifer Aniston have her say?”
Because when you lose, you need to shut up, or you look desperate, powerless, and bitter. For example: Republicans after Nov.4.
simplicity | November 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Who gives a flying monkey about Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie..
seriously?
Who fkn cares that one group split up
how it happened
who it was with
who’s together now
fkn High School Gossip
jesse | November 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
@ #10 & #12.. Really? If your wives and girlfriends are such pigs and you are SO bored, why wouldn’t you have the balls to just oh idk, leave them? Do you not have free will? It’s men like you (and Brad Pitt) who make the entire pathetic race of males look just that, pathetic.
Fernando Narcos | November 13, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I would be touchy too if my old lady looked like an anorexic,crossdressing Jon Voight,and the chick I left her for was still as hot as she was 10 years ago.
So Right | November 13, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Angelina Jolie deserves every bit of sh*t she gets. She could care less about anyone else but herself. Brad is a total idiot. I won’t pay to see either one of their movies because they’re both such narcissistic jerks. Jenn can say whatever she wants. Just because she says something is “uncool” doesn’t mean she’s not over it. She’s just speaking the truth.
Partridge | November 13, 2008 at 12:05 pm
She only said angie was “uncool” i dont see what the fuss is about
CC | November 13, 2008 at 12:08 pm
uhh…Brad & Angelina are just selfish horny assholes. that’s all, I still love them though
Uncle Eccoli | November 13, 2008 at 12:13 pm
@18
Agreed. Men who cheat on their wives are worthless pieces of shit. I love my wife. I can tell you from experience that if you’ve got your head on straight, it’s immensely satisfying to turn some temptress away and go home to your wife.
Having said that, Aniston needs to get a grip.
all men | November 13, 2008 at 12:14 pm
We need to rid the world of neurotic clingy women who don’t understand that guys get bored with them. They’re the buzzkills of adult male life.
mack | November 13, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Brad.
Dude, it time to move on to a new chick. Dump Angelina and her annoying baby collecting and get some hot young piece of hollywood ass that will worship YOU for once.
Sport | November 13, 2008 at 12:15 pm
SO basically Brad is bitter for being called out on his affair?
Fag.
reality | November 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“I can tell you from experience that if you’ve got your head on straight, it’s immensely satisfying to turn some temptress away and go home to your wife.”
No it isn’t. Guys who do that do it out of fear. Grow a pair, buddy.
Andy | November 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Hey look, you only live once. Forget the religious delusions, when you die, it’s over, that’s it. So fuck whoever you want, because you’re not going to get any type of do-over. The people who disagree with that (mostly women) are insecure, joyless, and controlling. Fuck ‘em all.
Kelsy | November 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Oh WTFity, FUCK? This pompus, self-righteous, prick & his husband stealing heifer got their feelings hurt? WHATEVER. If the truth is ugly, I am soooo sorry. The fact is they both are full of shit, pretending to be so wonderful saving the poor children of the world from poverty, battling for Gay rights, “We won’t get married until EVERYONE can get married”. I would NEVER sleep with a married man, lying ass, she used her beauty & kooty cat to steal him. They rubbed it in JA’s face, that’s the cold hard truth. He makes me sick, he becomes who ever he is involved with at the time…his ass was NEVER into saving the fucking world, helping the homeless, or supporting Gay’s, He was all into marriage until he got whipped by NO MARRIAGE required, I will PUSSY whip you to death ass St. Angelina. Which BTW, he looks like..DEATH. It is about time she stood up for herself. They prove beauty, (in his cast PAST) is skin deep. WTF about the BIG O? wasn’t she JA’s support chain during the break up? Traitor, letting him profess his love for the Saint on her show. JA need’s Marianne, to help her do like Marianne and Rhonda did to ole Earl…feed Brad some black eyed peas!!
Mistress | November 13, 2008 at 12:19 pm
We all know that sex with the same person after years gets very familiar and some find it boring. The bottom line is Jen did not want to start a family and Brad did. AJ and Brad have been together for 4 years so they are having familiar sex. But they will stay together and try not to cheat because they want to keep the family together. I have a high sex drive but my husband does not. He is happy with sex once a month so I had to take on a lover with the same situation as I, so we can keep our happy families.
Sid | November 13, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Just cheat discretely. Christ, it isn’t hard to do. Any affair can be hidden successfully if you put some thought and effort into it. Then, in the highly unlikely event that you want to marry the whore you’re secretly fucking, line everything up ahead of time and pull the switcheroo with blinding speed. The dumpy domestic at home won’t know what hit her.
crzy | November 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I personally think Jennifer Aniston has handled the situation well, there are so many things that she could have said at the time but she chose to keep her mouth shut, not many people could do that! If I was Angelina I would be grateful for just being called uncool!
Brad's agent | November 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
“Hey Brad, quick, sign this reply letter and put “Dearest Kelsy” at the top. Her psychiatrist called and said she’s become very unstable because you haven’t replied to any of her previous 893 lettters.”
Dr. Phil | November 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Here’s the simple truth that so many women can’t handle: if you can’t attract a man AND CONTINUE TO ATTRACT HIM, that’s your own fault. It’s amazing how much time and effort women put into trying to deny that simple, self-evident truth.
Women cheat on you | November 13, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I’m sure it’s true that men get bored and cheat. But please keep in mind, so do we. We get incredibly tired of you. And we cheat. Probably with your best friend.
Kelsy | November 13, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Brad’s agent… I am sure he will, right after he gets his dick out of YOUR ass. Fuck you, dick head…what are you another cheating bisexual who can’t stand the truth?
Bill | November 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I got bored watching an episode of “Friends.” I can’t imagine being with Jennifer Aniston and not getting bored after the first couple of boinkings, after the novelty wears off.
Haven’t all of her boyfriends gotten bored and moved on? That’s exactly what I’d expect, given her whiny, downbeat personality. At this point it’s silly to lay any blame on Brad, since all the other guys have bolted too. I’m guessing it’s a combination of her expecting the guy to listen to her whining every single day, including historical recountings of all the times she’s been wronged, and some type of sexual restriction, like missionary only and no oral. It’s amazing she still has “fans.”
Jesse | November 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
27. No it isn’t. Guys who do that do it out of fear. Grow a pair, buddy.
Really? You’re telling someone who got married out of love and loves their wife (the whole point, is it not?) needs to grow a pair because he enjoys coming home to his wife? Shitheads like YOU need to grow a pair- you can’t even LEAVE someone, so you cheat. Talk about being a coward. Annoying, selfish.. pricks like you need a lesson taught to them.
To Brad's Agent | November 13, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Why is it you men can not stand the truth? Kelsey and any other person on here is entitled to post what they want just like you. Not only your opinion is relevant narcissist.
Andrea | November 13, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Ok, so to confirm what we all know: men cheat. Also, women cheat. About half of all marriages fail.
So…what’s Aniston and her army of psychos going on about, all these years later??? Let it go and move on. You’re embarrassing yourselves.
To Brad's Agent | November 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Why is it you men can not stand the truth? Kelsey and any other person on here is entitled to post what they want just like you. Not only your opinion is relevant narcissist.
Jesse | November 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
You’re all ignorant. Yes, men AND women cheat. But christ if you get that bored that easily maybe you shouldn’t have gotten MARRIED (you know, where you commit to a LIFE LONG relationship with ONE person) in the first place? It’s like the concept of an adult, respectful relationship is just so outlandish and crazy for most people to grasp. It’s not even about religion, it’s about decency and maturity. If you think you’re mature enough to begin with to get married at all, then you should sure as hell have the audacity to either 1.) Leave that person, then pursue a relationship with someone else. or 2.) Not enter into such a serious relationship to begin with. Fuck.
Lindsey | November 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Amen to # 23 and 38.
who cares | November 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Uppsss… all this situation is getting crazy. It is normal if this happened when the divorces was recent, but after three of four years?!!!!?…
So, it is clear tha mrs. Aniston finally said what she wanted from the beginning. It is her right, yes… but still FIND JENNIFER ANISTON CLEVERLY EVIL. I just simply don’t believe she is a good girl although it appears to be so.
Brad and Angie, your are happy together, you have a lovely, lovely, lovely family, you are successful enough, but MOSTLY YOU HAVE EACH OTHER, SO DON’T LET THIS THINGS UPSET YOU. Go ahead against all odds, you have our support. Be happy and God bless you always.
Sara | November 13, 2008 at 12:44 pm
good for her! she has stayed quiet about this for too long. it’s ironic that he even has the nerve to reprimand her. he is just embarassed that people are going to remember that he was the one who cheated when he was married. for a couple who tries so hard to make humanitarian efforts, brad (along with ange) acted selfishly in this situation.
Sarah Jessica Parker | November 13, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Here it is, from the horse’s mouth (so to speak): Girls, sometimes the guy is JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.
“Why is it you men can not stand the truth?”
Sorry, honey. I just told you the truth. Brad was into Jen for awhile and then he got bored, and after he met Angelina he just wasn’t all that into Jen anymore. What was he supposed to do, stay with Jen and fake emotions he didn’t feel?
Women talk a lot more about emotions than men do, but when it comes to their own personal relationships, they’re a lot less honest about the sometimes cruel way in which feelings simply die away. “He’s not attracted to you anymore” – sorry, it happens. Be brave, not clingy, and let go when it’s time to let go.
Always Randy | November 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
#42
If two people are happily married and have children and one wants sex more than the other then I say find a person who has as much to lose as you and enjoy the hot passionate sex and enjoy the happy family too! I love my weekly passionate sex. My lover is so romantic and his wife does not appreciate it or want a lot of sex but I sure do!
betches | November 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Some of you act like you’ve never held grudges before. I’m sure everybody here blames their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, etc. for SOMETHING. It’s brought up maybe once a year and everyone involved gets in a huge fight over it, whatever it is. Now imagine your hubby left you for a younger woman. I bet that you guys who rag on Aniston wouldn’t stay silent and accepting if your lives depended on it. So don’t pretend that you guys would be all okay with it and would move on without a hitch. Minus the media hype and you know that Aniston handled this very well.
betches | November 13, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Some of you act like you’ve never held grudges before. I’m sure everybody here blames their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, etc. for SOMETHING. It’s brought up maybe once a year and everyone involved gets in a huge fight over it, whatever it is. Now imagine your hubby left you for a younger woman. I bet that you guys who rag on Aniston wouldn’t stay silent and accepting if your lives depended on it. So don’t pretend that you guys would be all okay with it and would move on without a hitch. Minus the media hype and you know that Aniston handled this very well.
Jim | November 13, 2008 at 12:59 pm
“selfish” – so typical. A man isn’t in love anymore and wants to end one relationship and start another, and the woman calls him “selfish” when the exact opposite is true. Aniston is some type of wronged-woman icon, which is perfect because she’s so transparently self-absorbed and self-centered. When they broke up, there were no kids involved, so it wasn’t a permanently damaging breakup if 2 adults were involved (obviously one person is half adult, half perpetual whiner). Now, years afterward, one party has gone on to make a life with “the other woman” that includes lots of kids, and one party is talking trash, knowing full well that what she says will be widely publicized and will get back to that family and its kids. For what purpose??? Who’s the “selfish” one now?
Kinio | November 13, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Meh.
Jennifer Aniston has never made a guy happy for any significant length of time, and she’s never become a big-time actress. If she hadn’t lucked out into “Friends” she’d be an unknown now. Most of her popularity now is due to psycho fans who over-identified with her character on Friends and still confuse real-life Aniston with Rachel. Wake up, nut jobs, and buy a new calendar. She’s not Rachel from Friends anymore. She’s now a character from “Desperate Housewives.”