Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie: ‘PUSH!’

December 9th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Here’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the world premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in Hollywood. Don’t ask me what the hell they’re doing, but I’m pretty sure Brad just saw the head.

BRAD: Blue 22. Hike!
ANGELINA: Eeeyah! *pop* What is it?
BRAD: Boy.
ANGELINA: Sweet. Ready to get back inside?
BRAD: Hold up; I want to see if I can spiral it. Go long.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. my comment

    Great dress. But the two of them are disgusting.

  2. reno

    She’s GORGEOUS.

  3. TheOldGuy

    I was curious about the moustache. So I checked IMDB and it seems that he’d filming a WWII epic (although the plot sounds absurd):

    “In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as “The Basterds” are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. The Basterds soon cross paths with a French-Jewish teenage girl who runs a movie theater in Paris which is targeted by the soldiers”

    It almost sounds like a Porno. The only saving grace could be that it’s a Quentin Terentino flick so it ought to be bloody as hell!

  4. Gregg

    Belated correction on the film. True title: Inglorious Basterds. WW11. The mustache is of that period,
    dummies. Are all of you prejudiced, vulgar name calling no-nothings part of the crazies taking over the insane asylum? Or just uneducated, moronic teen- agers proving your psycopathologies?

  5. His PUSSY is on his upper lip, folks!!
    (who’s the boss in that family?)

  6. Fati

    Her tats are disgusting, Brad looks gay with that thing above his lip, and I also think he’s beginning to miss his wife, and most of you are chronic masturbators with no lives =)) peace

  7. alex

    ok i get that the mustache is for a movie… but there’s no excuse for the side part!

  8. ahahaha! Nice caption! LMFAO!

  9. Lola

    you know, that position and image are not as sexy as i had imagined….they’re aging.

  10. me

    Beautiful couple!

  11. anonymous coward

    Wow. People are bored on the internet. I can’t believe that shit like this gets over sixty comments. Get a life.

  12. anonymous coward

    Wow. People are bored on the internet. I can’t believe that shit like this gets over sixty comments. Get a life.

  13. Why the personal attacks and married any information about them? Brad mustache for you, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds.

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