Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina

February 8th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won’t Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man,

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Love,

The Superficial


Comments (59)

  1. MixThatMusic | February 8, 2010 at 11:57 am

    FIRST

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  2. Somebody | February 8, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Right so!

    Where would you grab A. Jolie?!?

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  3. ara | February 8, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    thought they are no longer together???!

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  4. KIKI | February 8, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    They are just keeping it real for the press. I must admit that I can’t stand these two terrible actors.

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  5. KaVe | February 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    # 4 Kiki, Kiki, such a jealouse comment of you. I love this couple and love that they’re sticking together.

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  6. PogoHopper | February 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    Fish, I know youve had anatomy issues not knowing where stuff is in many other posts, so once again here we go: her boob is a little lower than where his hand is, so no news here.

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  7. Meg | February 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Agreed. His hand is over her heart, not her breasts.

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  8. glace neuf | February 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    i’d cup it

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  9. Gin | February 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm
  10. Rachel | February 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Aww, this is cute. I’ve never seen them just look like a regular couple before. They’re always so posed and waxy looking. But he’s drunk off his ass reaching in her shirt and she’s laughing and having fun.
    It may just be for the press, but it’s actually the first time I’ve ever bought them as a couple. Go figure.

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  11. Gin | February 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    ps: he’s totally going for the boob grab – look how her hands are ready to push away if he gets too close – and also notice the nervous giggle on her face.

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  12. Erica | February 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    He NEEDS to lose that stupid beard.

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  13. small business health insurance | February 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    touching her above the breast

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  14. bi chick | February 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    yes, the breast is lower, esp after three babies!

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  15. havoc | February 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    He’s grabbing for Billy Bob’s vial of blood…..

    .

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  16. sarah | February 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    It’s a sweet picture. Looks like they’re having a lot of problems – SARCASM IMPLIED

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  17. Whore Moan | February 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    If she was my wife, you’d think my hands were surgically attached to her boobs.

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  18. who dat | February 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Angie wants to fuck lady gargle.

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  19. sin | February 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    She sure does not look too happy with him grabbing her. She looks pissed off at him.

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  20. Edward | February 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Not sure what his intentions are here but I thought this was pretty funny…

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  21. Sheena | February 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    It’s the Monday after the Super Bowl, so it’s clear ya’ll had way too much to drink yesterday. Brad’s hand is OUTSIDE her jacket, her hair is partially covering it. Granted it’s kind of an awkward place to rest your hand… but nevertheless, he is not copping a feel.

    That having been said, however, Fish is absolutely right – no woman is safe from Roman hands and Russian fingers, no matter her station in life.

    PS to #19: She’s smiling in every photo, for fuck’s sake!

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  22. Carolyn | February 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    What’s with the dorky hats he wears? I notice the kids wear them too.

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  23. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    OMG!!! I luurrrve it! My favorite couple!!! Thank you so much Superfish!!!XXX

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  24. Tom | February 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    if anyone cares there was a whole big ass “news” story in the uk about them and they are breaking up..

    oh wait no they have got superinjunction king to sue the paper “news of the screws”

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  25. OceanC_Lifeguard | February 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    AWWWWW theyre so cuuuute, ive always LOVEDDDDD angelina and brad, super hot super cool couple MWUAH!!!!

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  26. Matrim | February 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Eh, I can’t blame him. Were I dating AJ, I’d have my mouth surgically grafted to her breast.

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  27. Philippe | February 8, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Jeez, what’s up with all the women hating A. Jolie? Get over it! You all that needy that you still cry for Brad’s ex?

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  28. Philippe | February 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Jeez! What’s with all the cynical comments about Brad and Angelina?!Brad’s not going back to Jen — just get over it! Kiki n Sarah, get a life!

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  29. anonymoose | February 8, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    ang looks different in these pix, has she had lip reduction or some other procedure? she looks more girl next door than usual, regardless.

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  30. ObamaPacman | February 8, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    ROTF…

    I will not forgive, I will not forget, we have over 9,000 palms, and we are all groping boobs!

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  31. IMHO | February 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Well of course he does… the part that doesn’t talk back.

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  32. me | February 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Very nices pictures. It’s really good to see them together. They are fascinating as couple!

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  34. r4 software | February 9, 2010 at 12:12 am

    What a lie of the media If they are together is because they love The media is loquinha to separate them The little time they celebrated a motel niver What could be more romantic?

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  35. Advanced Acai | February 9, 2010 at 5:59 am

    Yeah!! they are made for each other.

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  36. Nique | February 9, 2010 at 6:09 am

    I agree #5, I still do not believe they are separated!

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  39. FUCK YOU | February 9, 2010 at 9:11 am

    WHAT S SO AMAZING ABOUT THIS 2 ?
    THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN “COLORS OF BENETTON” COLLECTION ?..
    ANGELINA HAVE A GIGANTIC FOREHEAD, FAT LIP SKELETON, HOME WRECKER, SHE STOLE HER MOMA S BOYFRIEND, FRENCH KISS HER BROTHER, MAYBE SHE CAME ON TO HER FATHER AND THAT S WHY THEY HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP ! BRAD, PRFFF… HE S A OLD SACK OF SHIT ! COLLECTING BASTARDS WITH A PSYCHO BITCH MOTHER THERESA WANNABE !! WOOOOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL COUPLE OF RICH AND FAMOUS FUCKERS ! I M SURE THEY STARTED THE RUMORS ABOUT DIVORCE, SO THEY GET PAID MILLIONS FOR A INTERVIEW !!!

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  40. KIKI | February 9, 2010 at 9:50 am

    @ 28. Brangaloon, get back to Just Jerkin. That is the web site for your nutty ass.

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  41. Isabel | February 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Best title ever. I think that’s the most action she’s gotten (from Pitt at least, lol) in a long time. Sooo tacky to do this in front of the camera’s. The fact that they’re even issuing legal statements now and are threatening to sue is the first real indicator for me that they are indeed done. Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere, anyone?

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  42. Philippe | February 9, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Kiki, I bet you don’t even have a boyfriend……were you thinking your fingers would be enough????? you’re just too stupid

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  43. Summer | February 9, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Haters! Haters! tsk! Isabel, maybe if you have a life (and a bf) you won’t be so neg.

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  46. digital camera memory cards | March 31, 2010 at 1:12 am

    It’s a sweet picture. Looks like they’re having a lot of problems

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