Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina

February 8th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won’t Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man,

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Love,

The Superficial

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  1. MixThatMusic

    FIRST

  2. Somebody

    Right so!

    Where would you grab A. Jolie?!?

  3. ara

    thought they are no longer together???!

  4. KIKI

    They are just keeping it real for the press. I must admit that I can’t stand these two terrible actors.

  5. KaVe

    # 4 Kiki, Kiki, such a jealouse comment of you. I love this couple and love that they’re sticking together.

  6. PogoHopper

    Fish, I know youve had anatomy issues not knowing where stuff is in many other posts, so once again here we go: her boob is a little lower than where his hand is, so no news here.

  7. Meg

    Agreed. His hand is over her heart, not her breasts.

  8. glace neuf

    i’d cup it

  9. Rachel

    Aww, this is cute. I’ve never seen them just look like a regular couple before. They’re always so posed and waxy looking. But he’s drunk off his ass reaching in her shirt and she’s laughing and having fun.
    It may just be for the press, but it’s actually the first time I’ve ever bought them as a couple. Go figure.

  10. Gin

    ps: he’s totally going for the boob grab – look how her hands are ready to push away if he gets too close – and also notice the nervous giggle on her face.

  11. Erica

    He NEEDS to lose that stupid beard.

  12. bi chick

    yes, the breast is lower, esp after three babies!

  13. havoc

    He’s grabbing for Billy Bob’s vial of blood…..

    .

  14. sarah

    It’s a sweet picture. Looks like they’re having a lot of problems – SARCASM IMPLIED

  15. Whore Moan

    If she was my wife, you’d think my hands were surgically attached to her boobs.

  16. who dat

    Angie wants to fuck lady gargle.

  17. sin

    She sure does not look too happy with him grabbing her. She looks pissed off at him.

  18. Not sure what his intentions are here but I thought this was pretty funny…

  19. Sheena

    It’s the Monday after the Super Bowl, so it’s clear ya’ll had way too much to drink yesterday. Brad’s hand is OUTSIDE her jacket, her hair is partially covering it. Granted it’s kind of an awkward place to rest your hand… but nevertheless, he is not copping a feel.

    That having been said, however, Fish is absolutely right – no woman is safe from Roman hands and Russian fingers, no matter her station in life.

    PS to #19: She’s smiling in every photo, for fuck’s sake!

  20. Carolyn

    What’s with the dorky hats he wears? I notice the kids wear them too.

  21. Doc Schweinstrudel

    OMG!!! I luurrrve it! My favorite couple!!! Thank you so much Superfish!!!XXX

  22. Tom

    if anyone cares there was a whole big ass “news” story in the uk about them and they are breaking up..

    oh wait no they have got superinjunction king to sue the paper “news of the screws”

  23. AWWWWW theyre so cuuuute, ive always LOVEDDDDD angelina and brad, super hot super cool couple MWUAH!!!!

  24. Matrim

    Eh, I can’t blame him. Were I dating AJ, I’d have my mouth surgically grafted to her breast.

  25. Philippe

    Jeez, what’s up with all the women hating A. Jolie? Get over it! You all that needy that you still cry for Brad’s ex?

  26. Philippe

    Jeez! What’s with all the cynical comments about Brad and Angelina?!Brad’s not going back to Jen — just get over it! Kiki n Sarah, get a life!

  27. anonymoose

    ang looks different in these pix, has she had lip reduction or some other procedure? she looks more girl next door than usual, regardless.

  28. ROTF…

    I will not forgive, I will not forget, we have over 9,000 palms, and we are all groping boobs!

  29. IMHO

    Well of course he does… the part that doesn’t talk back.

  30. me

    Very nices pictures. It’s really good to see them together. They are fascinating as couple!

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  32. What a lie of the media If they are together is because they love The media is loquinha to separate them The little time they celebrated a motel niver What could be more romantic?

  33. Yeah!! they are made for each other.

  34. I agree #5, I still do not believe they are separated!

  35. Michael

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  37. FUCK YOU

    WHAT S SO AMAZING ABOUT THIS 2 ?
    THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN “COLORS OF BENETTON” COLLECTION ?..
    ANGELINA HAVE A GIGANTIC FOREHEAD, FAT LIP SKELETON, HOME WRECKER, SHE STOLE HER MOMA S BOYFRIEND, FRENCH KISS HER BROTHER, MAYBE SHE CAME ON TO HER FATHER AND THAT S WHY THEY HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP ! BRAD, PRFFF… HE S A OLD SACK OF SHIT ! COLLECTING BASTARDS WITH A PSYCHO BITCH MOTHER THERESA WANNABE !! WOOOOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL COUPLE OF RICH AND FAMOUS FUCKERS ! I M SURE THEY STARTED THE RUMORS ABOUT DIVORCE, SO THEY GET PAID MILLIONS FOR A INTERVIEW !!!

  38. KIKI

    @ 28. Brangaloon, get back to Just Jerkin. That is the web site for your nutty ass.

  39. Isabel

    Best title ever. I think that’s the most action she’s gotten (from Pitt at least, lol) in a long time. Sooo tacky to do this in front of the camera’s. The fact that they’re even issuing legal statements now and are threatening to sue is the first real indicator for me that they are indeed done. Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere, anyone?

  40. Philippe

    Kiki, I bet you don’t even have a boyfriend……were you thinking your fingers would be enough????? you’re just too stupid

  41. Summer

    Haters! Haters! tsk! Isabel, maybe if you have a life (and a bf) you won’t be so neg.

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  44. It’s a sweet picture. Looks like they’re having a lot of problems

  45. Love her too. She is hot and beautiful

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