The big story lately is Brad Pitt buying a shit-ton of artsy furniture for him and Angelina Jolie’s new French chateau. Apparently, people expected them to shop at Pier 1, I dunno. Anyway, after his shopping spree, Brad stopped for lunch, and the restaurant staff “served up” (I <3 puns!) some details about his dining experience to Swiss newspaper Blick:
After the furniture shopping, Pitt reportedly enjoyed lunch – a tuna burger and two Coke Zeros – in the Art Collectors Lounge. “He looked deep into the eyes of the staff,” his server, Erna Zürcher Lüscher, told the paper. “His charisma is just super.”
Fun fact: I used to wait tables and looking deeply into the eyes of your server while they’re writing down your shit is a one-way ticket to “Holy crap, I just made out with your sandwich.” That said, who the hell orders a tuna burger and Coke Zero? Outside of serial killers and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I don’t really have any evidence to back that up, so let’s just say it’s true and I’ll give you a real fact at a later date. Possibly before Christmas. 2015.
Hash | June 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Lol tuna burgers
justbitchn | June 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm
this kids gong to be so messed up when he gets older…
Hash | June 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm
1st btw :3
Hash | June 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Everyone’s messed up, #2, some are just richer.
Anexio | June 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Nice limp wrist.
Homo
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Poor little guy’s probably in his 20s… they don’t get very tall you know.
Taniqua | June 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
He be HIZOT!
wookielove | June 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Does anyone really care?? Moving right along. Fish, give us something humorous to wrap up the afternoon. Or nearly nude men. And they have to be at least as attractive as Patrick Dempsey.
theotheraaron | June 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
He should’ve just gone to Ikea, they have hotdogs for like $0.50!!!
David Aames | June 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#9 – MICRO-hotdogs : (
give it to me baby | June 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
horney
for
brad
Hash | June 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I like those cold salmon “tacos” they got there better
Captain-Insano | June 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I guess Angelina is too much of an uppity bitch to iron Brad’s shirts for him.
jabbawakki | June 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Coke Zero is tasty….
Vince Lombardi | June 5, 2008 at 2:28 pm
RE Pic #6: “Look lady, I know I’m cleverly disguised beneath this Bing Crosby fedora, Sophia Loren sunglasses, and this Cambodian midget, but I *AM* Brad Pitt, dammit!”
Just Sayin | June 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Brad Pitt “IS” creepy !!
Wussy little nancy-pants
Angelina didn’t ask him if he wanted kids ….. SHE TOLD HIM HE DID !!!
fuck you all | June 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm
#11 um, you’re holding your boobs- didin’t know if you knew
Jimbo | June 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’d love to let my middle leg explode inside that yummy Cambodian.
m | June 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm
@18 please go hang yourself. or a nice shot-gun in the face. no better, cut off your dick and bleed to death!
Barack Obama | June 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Mah Third Order of Bidness:
I be puttin’ all my homies in my cabnet. Tho I don’ know if dey all fit, I haven’t seen da size a da cabnet yet.
Veroonica | June 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I waited on Brad once, and found myself quite annoyed. I ended up screaming “I don’t mind the deep gaze, good sir, but kindly remove your finger from my asshole.”
HuckyDucky | June 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm
That ain’t Jimbo.
Leverage | June 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm
You love puns?
Is that a Maddox reference? (no puns intended)
Cougar Texas | June 5, 2008 at 3:04 pm
His staff can look deep into my EVERYTHING.
Yummers.
Maddox is such a cutie!
#20- get a fucking life. Your jokes are lame. Like yer lil peter!
HuckyDucky | June 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm
You ain’t be thinkin’ mah jokes lame when all da Seeket Serrvus whips got rims on ‘em!
HuckyDucky | June 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm
God damn fucking trolls.
Auntie Kryst | June 5, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Hey Max, nice fauxhawk you fuckin’ douchebag!!
Yeah, I went there. It was a preemptive “fuckin’ douchebag” for when he turns 18.
sportsdvl | June 5, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Nice goatee and ear plugs you idiot. My God, are there 2 more annoying people than this smelly loser and his crazy bitch wife?
Hucky Ducky | June 5, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I gotta admit. The guy is looking good. I had a gay experience once in high scholl while my girl was away one summer. I had first started drinking and I guess I didn’t know what I was doing. But this guy makes me feel that way again.
Now that the Demz are gonna be in charge I would imagine I can stop all the phony macho right wing bullshit.
I luv Bradd Pitt!!!!
bob 0 | June 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm
$5 to anyone who can tell me where he is.
snarky | June 5, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Sounds like waiting tables would be the perfect gig for Tom Cruise, considering his crazy mesmerizing stares…loooook into my eyesss…you love Tom Cruise, you want to be a scientologist…you will go see my next movie….
(Ok, I know, that was kinda lame. Sorry, had to try).
ferlo | June 5, 2008 at 8:24 pm
sucks. too bad angelina will probably leave him for a more exciting sexual escapade, furthermore extravigant lifestyle, after she gets bored with the 24 hour daycare bs.
she’s a boss bitch. feminism at it’s finest.
Simoncelli | June 5, 2008 at 9:00 pm
#30– Watching Rossi destroy Pedrosa et al at Mugello. How do I collect mah dough?
Valentino Rossi | June 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Why show all these pix of Pitt at the Mugello MotoGP race but don’t even mention the friggin RACE??? Pitt was there to see Rossi take his 7th straight win!
shibuya_jones | June 6, 2008 at 11:50 am
white trash overated okie midwest bible belt hickoid.just got lucky.hes so very special FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!
Lola | June 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
LMAO… oh my GOD this is freaking hilarious….. yea maddox is like 45 yrs old… hey brad, you pussy whipped faggot, you should write a book about what it’s like to be a woman’s bitch…. that bony crazy bitch angelina put her tiger-clawed pussy on your limp dick and had you hooked…. here you are taking care of all these fucking kids who don’t speak english, and all you want to do is stare deeply into waiter’s eyes…. you retarded fawk
Lelan | June 9, 2008 at 3:48 am
I can not believe that people actually write such terrible thing about people they do not even know. I think it is wonderful for Brad and Angelina to find themselves evidently she is doins something right as he is. After all, she did not need him they wanted each other.Next time remember that when you are being so rude and disrespectful.
By the way”If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say anything at all”
You remember that ole’ wise tale. Practice it!!!!!