Brad Pitt tells Entertainment Weekly to lighten the mood on the set of Babel he would yank up his pants to give himself a wedgie and then stick out his butt and waddle around like a duck. I pull a similar prank. Only instead of waddling around with a wedgie I stare at women and make them orgasm with my eyes. It’s a little trick I picked up at the University of Being Sexy.
NOTE: Sorry for the late updates. My internet was being a little punkass, so I had to uppercut it in front of its friends.
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RichPort | October 27, 2006 at 12:06 pm
It must suck to be so good looking you have no friends. What am I saying it does suck, I should know…
lohanjob | October 27, 2006 at 12:09 pm
this sounds like something you would do to entertain 4 year olds…
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Dear Jesus, this is the lamest Fish posting in a long time.
Maybe just file it under “Phoned it in on a Friday.”
Even Edna is shaking her head.
IHatePhiladelphia | October 27, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Oh yeah, well Philadelphia is full of blowhards and knock-kneed bimbos.
And the bimbos don’t even give head!
Saera | October 27, 2006 at 12:13 pm
right.
and because brad pitt does that,
i would assume he masterbates himself.
=]
cole007 | October 27, 2006 at 12:14 pm
He’ll do anything to seem “regular” won’t he… poor little prince of his own crazy universe of shit…
Triumph Insult Dog | October 27, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Why is everybody overseas now?? Brad and Angelina, Wesley Snipes is hidin’ out and Madonna is grocery shopping for more kids, what’s REALLY goin’ on…
It’s like working at a company and seeing all the logos change to Chinese before they finally announce that your job is “moving”!
I think all the stars are going to “Bollywood” for more money. I’m just sayin’…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
radio4play | October 27, 2006 at 12:18 pm
fuck, how exactly does this lighten the mood on the set? Poor crew members must have been terrified of the crazy man
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 12:18 pm
All new and steamy “Girl on Girl Friday
Tracy | October 27, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Me likey Brad Pitt, wedgie or not! He could come on over and waddle around my house any day.
PrettyBaby | October 27, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Okay now, You don’t get it, this Fucker is so hot it is ridiculous. I would love to watch him “yank” his pants up. He really deserves me I think, yep.
Brain Embolism | October 27, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Ahhhhhh, to be famous!!!
radio4play | October 27, 2006 at 12:26 pm
he’s overrrrrrrated
Missallanpoe | October 27, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Er…we care about this why? This is as much entertainment to read as Lindsay Lohans bulge. Jesus tap dancing christ….er…wait…the bulge was better.
Cunty | October 27, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I would love to watch him “yank” all over me. Fuck, what I would give to even watch him “yanking”. mmmmmmmmmmmm
Rimmer | October 27, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Giving himself a wedgie. That must just be about the only thing that comes close to having Angelina’s fat lips around your dick. It’s really all about love.
PrettyBaby | October 27, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Angelina Jolie is a damn genius. She snatched him from that boring Jennifer Aniston and then gave him 3 (count ‘em) 3 babies and then probably keeps him so fucked and sucked that he is just in a daze and he does whatever she wants.
She needs to teach a class on her methods. I will ahppily join.
PrettyBaby | October 27, 2006 at 12:36 pm
happily and even joyfully…
All the horny girls will emerge now..
macheteseduction | October 27, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.
It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.
macheteseduction | October 27, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.
It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.
macheteseduction | October 27, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.
It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.
Anisettekiss | October 27, 2006 at 12:46 pm
I hate people who hate Philadelphia.
aury | October 27, 2006 at 12:46 pm
uppercuts? that wouldn’t work on my computer. i almost broke my hand trying to get it to work.
Spindoc | October 27, 2006 at 12:51 pm
This is what happens when you are only around people who kiss your ass all the time. You actually start to think that you are funny, witty, and clever instead of the idiot that you obviously are Brad.
slantingthroughdarkness | October 27, 2006 at 12:52 pm
We’re all just laughing our asses off Brad. Heh heh heh.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
IHatePhiladelphia | October 27, 2006 at 12:53 pm
@22 – That’s because your a knock-kneed bimbo your damn self.
IHatePhiladelphia | October 27, 2006 at 12:57 pm
…you’re
and I still hate Philadelphia!
ApacheRose | October 27, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Oh, that Brad. So funny. Ha. ha.
*eyeroll*
Superevil | October 27, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I’m gonna ignore the dumbass Lame Cook reference
HolisticWisdomcom | October 27, 2006 at 1:13 pm
While I am not familiar with the University of Being Sexy (must not be accredited) I know how to make women and men orgasm just by using your eyes… and just a simple glance is all it takes too! This is particularly effective when I am riding my spaceship to the land of Oh Yeah, right there baby.
As for Brad and his wedgie. Hot!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Italian Stallion | October 27, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Supposedly he helped them build the church behind him. When he asked them what they were going to call it, they replied in “clicks” which were translated to him as “The church of God”. His face turned all red and he said “Awe, you guys don’t have to name it after me”. The youngest one said in “clicks”… “No stupid, were naming it after that white bitch that took little David to a better place”………..
Angry Ferret Jones | October 27, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Goddamn it Brain, you may have single-handedly saved the entire human race by reminding my about GOGF over at CooterPunch.
You are an outstanding humn being.
ponk | October 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Brad Pitt likes things wedged in his ass? maybe that explains why he won’t marry until gays are allowed to.
BPLTC
PrettyBaby | October 27, 2006 at 1:36 pm
#33 Thems fightin’ words!!
I don’t care if he is a liberal asswipe, he doesn’t need to speak except to say “Why PrettyBaby, You taste Delicious”
I feeling a little xxx rated today..
CelebSlam.com | October 27, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Damn you Internets!
http://www.celebslam.com
Mojo | October 27, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Brad Pitt just got a little douchier.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
Pwnstar | October 27, 2006 at 7:15 pm
I would also snatch this vanilla ass up. Ya smell me? No homo.
CruisingForCock | October 27, 2006 at 7:20 pm
@33 Excellent. I adore him and that was still funny.
female canuck | October 27, 2006 at 7:29 pm
God: Thank you for Brad.
God: Thank you for letting Superficial use “wedgie” & “Brad” in the same sentence.
It’s like Bredgie. That made me giggle.
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the-man-himself | October 28, 2006 at 3:34 am
What is a ‘wedgie’?
Sam | October 28, 2006 at 7:54 am
Nice one, so the next news will be about “Angelina Pitt” ?
Sam | October 28, 2006 at 8:06 am
What is a ‘wedgie’? Did you mean veggie ?
http://www.bradpittguide.com/
dirk691 | October 28, 2006 at 4:11 pm
God his shorts are so lucky. they get to be stuffed up in between those luscious blonde buns while he waddles around. i bet they were sweaty, those buns. in my next life i want to be his shorts.
cayana | October 29, 2006 at 8:06 am
Orgasmovision! Mmmm Brad Pitt..
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 6:43 am
How do his pants fit when Angelina is always up his ass?
kitty_kat | October 30, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Am I the only female that just doesn’t find Brad Pitt hot anymore? He seems to get uglier and uglier everytime I see another picture of him.
Baby Girl | November 3, 2006 at 2:33 am
Brad Pitt is so freaking sexy!!! What I would do for one night with him…
Cherokee Chocolate | November 3, 2006 at 8:29 am
i want him soooooooo badly i can almost taste him.
HollywoodSnark | March 21, 2007 at 10:01 pm
wow, who knew he was a total weirdo….the people on the set must have been like ‘wtf!?’