Brad Pitt pranks himself

October 27th, 2006 // 49 Comments
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Brad Pitt tells Entertainment Weekly to lighten the mood on the set of Babel he would yank up his pants to give himself a wedgie and then stick out his butt and waddle around like a duck. I pull a similar prank. Only instead of waddling around with a wedgie I stare at women and make them orgasm with my eyes. It’s a little trick I picked up at the University of Being Sexy.

NOTE: Sorry for the late updates. My internet was being a little punkass, so I had to uppercut it in front of its friends.

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  1. RichPort

    It must suck to be so good looking you have no friends. What am I saying it does suck, I should know…

  2. this sounds like something you would do to entertain 4 year olds…

  3. Dear Jesus, this is the lamest Fish posting in a long time.

    Maybe just file it under “Phoned it in on a Friday.”

    Even Edna is shaking her head.

  4. IHatePhiladelphia

    Oh yeah, well Philadelphia is full of blowhards and knock-kneed bimbos.

    And the bimbos don’t even give head!

  5. Saera

    right.
    and because brad pitt does that,
    i would assume he masterbates himself.

    =]

  6. cole007

    He’ll do anything to seem “regular” won’t he… poor little prince of his own crazy universe of shit…

  7. Why is everybody overseas now?? Brad and Angelina, Wesley Snipes is hidin’ out and Madonna is grocery shopping for more kids, what’s REALLY goin’ on…

    It’s like working at a company and seeing all the logos change to Chinese before they finally announce that your job is “moving”!

    I think all the stars are going to “Bollywood” for more money. I’m just sayin’…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  8. radio4play

    fuck, how exactly does this lighten the mood on the set? Poor crew members must have been terrified of the crazy man

  9. All new and steamy “Girl on Girl Friday

  10. Tracy

    Me likey Brad Pitt, wedgie or not! He could come on over and waddle around my house any day.

  11. PrettyBaby

    Okay now, You don’t get it, this Fucker is so hot it is ridiculous. I would love to watch him “yank” his pants up. He really deserves me I think, yep.

  12. Ahhhhhh, to be famous!!!

  13. radio4play

    he’s overrrrrrrated

  14. Missallanpoe

    Er…we care about this why? This is as much entertainment to read as Lindsay Lohans bulge. Jesus tap dancing christ….er…wait…the bulge was better.

  15. Cunty

    I would love to watch him “yank” all over me. Fuck, what I would give to even watch him “yanking”. mmmmmmmmmmmm

  16. Rimmer

    Giving himself a wedgie. That must just be about the only thing that comes close to having Angelina’s fat lips around your dick. It’s really all about love.

  17. PrettyBaby

    Angelina Jolie is a damn genius. She snatched him from that boring Jennifer Aniston and then gave him 3 (count ‘em) 3 babies and then probably keeps him so fucked and sucked that he is just in a daze and he does whatever she wants.

    She needs to teach a class on her methods. I will ahppily join.

  18. PrettyBaby

    happily and even joyfully…

    All the horny girls will emerge now..

  19. macheteseduction

    Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

    It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

  20. macheteseduction

    Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

    It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

  21. macheteseduction

    Wow, I’ve always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

    It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

  22. Anisettekiss

    I hate people who hate Philadelphia.

  23. aury

    uppercuts? that wouldn’t work on my computer. i almost broke my hand trying to get it to work.

  24. This is what happens when you are only around people who kiss your ass all the time. You actually start to think that you are funny, witty, and clever instead of the idiot that you obviously are Brad.

  25. slantingthroughdarkness

    We’re all just laughing our asses off Brad. Heh heh heh.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  26. IHatePhiladelphia

    @22 – That’s because your a knock-kneed bimbo your damn self.

  27. IHatePhiladelphia

    …you’re

    and I still hate Philadelphia!

  28. ApacheRose

    Oh, that Brad. So funny. Ha. ha.

    *eyeroll*

  29. Superevil

    I’m gonna ignore the dumbass Lame Cook reference

  30. While I am not familiar with the University of Being Sexy (must not be accredited) I know how to make women and men orgasm just by using your eyes… and just a simple glance is all it takes too! This is particularly effective when I am riding my spaceship to the land of Oh Yeah, right there baby.

    As for Brad and his wedgie. Hot!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  31. Italian Stallion

    Supposedly he helped them build the church behind him. When he asked them what they were going to call it, they replied in “clicks” which were translated to him as “The church of God”. His face turned all red and he said “Awe, you guys don’t have to name it after me”. The youngest one said in “clicks”… “No stupid, were naming it after that white bitch that took little David to a better place”………..

  32. Goddamn it Brain, you may have single-handedly saved the entire human race by reminding my about GOGF over at CooterPunch.

    You are an outstanding humn being.

  33. Brad Pitt likes things wedged in his ass? maybe that explains why he won’t marry until gays are allowed to.
    BPLTC

  34. PrettyBaby

    #33 Thems fightin’ words!!

    I don’t care if he is a liberal asswipe, he doesn’t need to speak except to say “Why PrettyBaby, You taste Delicious”

    I feeling a little xxx rated today..

  35. Brad Pitt just got a little douchier.

    http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

  36. Pwnstar

    I would also snatch this vanilla ass up. Ya smell me? No homo.

  37. CruisingForCock

    @33 Excellent. I adore him and that was still funny.

  38. God: Thank you for Brad.
    God: Thank you for letting Superficial use “wedgie” & “Brad” in the same sentence.

    It’s like Bredgie. That made me giggle.

    m

  39. the-man-himself

    What is a ‘wedgie’?

  40. Sam

    Nice one, so the next news will be about “Angelina Pitt” ?

  41. Sam

    What is a ‘wedgie’? Did you mean veggie ?

    http://www.bradpittguide.com/

  42. dirk691

    God his shorts are so lucky. they get to be stuffed up in between those luscious blonde buns while he waddles around. i bet they were sweaty, those buns. in my next life i want to be his shorts.

  43. cayana

    Orgasmovision! Mmmm Brad Pitt..

  44. jrzmommy

    How do his pants fit when Angelina is always up his ass?

  45. kitty_kat

    Am I the only female that just doesn’t find Brad Pitt hot anymore? He seems to get uglier and uglier everytime I see another picture of him.

  46. Baby Girl

    Brad Pitt is so freaking sexy!!! What I would do for one night with him…

  47. Cherokee Chocolate

    i want him soooooooo badly i can almost taste him.

  48. wow, who knew he was a total weirdo….the people on the set must have been like ‘wtf!?’

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