Brad Pitt drinking a lot lately. I wonder why…

January 27th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Seen here arriving in Tokyo this morning, Brad Pitt maintained his amateur bootlegging streak Sunday night by smuggling beer from a SAG Awards after-party, according to the NY Daily News:

“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before he could drive off with it, the beer was taken from him. He was really gracious when his ‘road soda’ was taken, though.”

Man, what is driving Brad to drink so much? What could be hanging from his neck causing him to seek refuge in a bottle? I just don’t understand, but dammit, I won’t rest until I figure it out. Fetch me my magnifying glass!

EDIT: Also, this is apparently Knox and Vivienne’s first public debut. So whatever that means to you.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. second

    First….no wait

  2. Val

    just a beer…who cares?

  3. NipTuck

    Those children are beautiful!!

  4. Lucy

    those babies are beautiful. would have loved to seen Shiloh.

  5. jack

    First??
    Just wanna say, wtf, F*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Satrs!!
    True beauties are actually among ourselves, check this out ==== Ageless Mate. c o m ==== hot and sincere cougars, young girls and handsome men there are much more attractive and charming!!!! search and find our own beauties today!!! lol

  6. If was a super star I’d be drunk 24/7 ….wait I’m all ready drunk 24/7 ahhh booze

  7. It's Me Fuckers

    they have such a beautiful family. I fuckin wish they’d adpot me and my kids.

  8. StressedSilas

    Is that 5 kids now–alright she is very “fineable” but aint no piece of arsh worth putting up with 5 kids that aint your own.

  9. herald

    Beautiful pictures, thanks a lot! Lovely, lovely, lovely family

  10. Jadedkitten

    ffs the tabs need to stop trying to make the he’s a wino shit happen all of those kids are too cute and knox looks just like Britney’s youngest baby JJ awwwwww

  11. jrz

    Japan? Hmmm……Ladies and germs, let’s give a warm American welcome to little Hiroshima Jolie-Pitt, the 7th child of Brad and Brother Fucker.

  12. StressedSilas

    BTW–some of those kids were prosituted by thier parents. You can’t scalp a superbowl ticket but if have the money you buy yourself a non-white kid.

  13. #6

    What is a Super Satr?

  14. The Dude

    I’m so sick of this family. Brad’s cool but Angie’s a fucking bitch. She’s as likable as the flu. Get back on your high horse and go away for a while.

  15. Alex

    awwww.. such a beautiful family!
    @ 5, I think Shiloh is there in picture #6, that blond hair showing at the bottom right corner.
    Who gives a shit if he’s drinking beer or not and if he is exiting awards carrying booze, he is a grown man! Let them be. 80% of us here drink alcohol and love it, we just dont get our picture taken (thankfully) while we are doing it or while we are buying/smuggling or borrowing a bottle of beer.
    I think Shiloh was even more beautiful than this two when she was a baby, they are uber cute!

  16. mamamiasweepeaches

    When my daughter was young and I had to endure endless hours of SESAME STREET, TELETUBBIES, BLUES CLUES and DORA THE EXPLORER I could be found sneaking a little booze into my SUNNY D at lunchtime.
    But I dont have a staff full of nannies onhand so fuck him! He’s got absolutely NO EXCUSE! I bet neither of them has ever had baby doody under their fingernails!

  17. Jadedkitten

    @17 They have 2 part time nannies

  18. Homer Simpson

    Brad needs to get smashed every night just to sleep through a united nation of kids screaming….and pass out before Angie tries to get him to knock her up again!!

  19. “road soda” I recomend “Joose” or “4 loko” both in the 24oz “man-can” size.

  20. sunshine

    They are all cute as a button! I crack me up.

  21. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    I SAID IT BEFORE. NO MATTER THE WOMAN YOU EVERNTUALLY GET BORED WITH HER SAME OLD PUSSY CUZ THERE IS NO MYSTERY ANYMORE. HE WANTS TO TRY OUT MORE PUSSIES JUST LIKE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER SO NOW HE DRINKS BECAUSE AFTER THE WHOLE ANISTON THING HE DEFINITELY MUST FEEL TRAPPED WITH JOLIE AND THE # BLOOD KIDS AND OTHER ARMY OF NON-BLOOD. KUDOS TO BRAD THOUGH HE IS A CHILL GUY

  22. Rachell

    God, I hate Angie’s underbite…the way her chin pokes out, I just want to punch it.

  23. joe blow

    BRAD – GET OUT!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

  24. TJ

    #22, you said it right dude but you were screaming, lol.

    Yeah, not only is he getting bored with the pussy about now, he’s got hotties cooing at him and giving him the eye, plus Angie doesn’t freely give him the pussy anymore because of hormones and the kids…even though they have nannies out the ass she gives a lot of time to the kids and for Brad, not enough time for his dick. It will be another Hollywood split soon, but he won’t go back to Jen–he’s done had it and it’s getting saggy. Gotta get them hardbodies while you can! Woof!

  25. Having that big scarf in the way will make everyone forget you left your fly down, Brad, I’m sure. Also, please get some new sunglasses! Since you like morphing into your women, I recommend something a little more bug-eyed, like these:

    http://www.popularglasses.com/Product_Category/Sunglasses/Tom_Ford/DAVID_TF26_B5.asp

  26. your mom

    I’m getting tired of them. BORING!

  27. Fbomb

    No matter how awesome, independant, vivacious and self-possessed a woman seems she is always waiting for a man to come along and take care of her. I’m wondering when she’ll chop off her hair and stop caring like 90% of all women out there. She’ll dyke it up good and start wearing stirrup stretch pants. FFS everyone on this planet is so broken. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the apocolypse.

  28. freakshow

    did they adopt harry potter as well?

  29. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Hahahaha! HARRY POTTER! Good one!

    Yeah, random people who run into them in airports just try to blend in with them so that THEY can move into the castle too. And be waited by the “TWO PART TIME” nannies and the 300 maids and 52 butlers and 24 chefs.

  30. dave

    I thought that was what kids were for. I’ve got beers stashed in my kids cribs, baby seats, strollers and wherever else I can think of. When I drive, I’ve got a baby bottle filled with beer and when a cop drives by I just throw it to the kid and it looks just like apple juice.

  31. sla

    Yeah, the kids are cute but Angie is still a bitch.

    I agree with #23. If you did it, would her lip get any fatter?

  32. Vince Lombardi

    Love the mini-me hat.

  33. Sheeeeeeeeeeeet… I only have two kids and I treat a six pack like a one pack.

  34. Pammy

    Poor Pax he looks terrified! What a circus life for those kids!

  35. I read Super Sart ? what is it ? :-)

  36. Nor Cal

    OK that is seriously cute how Brads little boy is wearing the same page boy hat as his Daddy! They seem annoyed and the babies should get some respect/space. They look frightened. We all suck. MORE! MORE! MORE!

  37. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    I MEAN SHIT. WHEN HE FIRST BONED JOLIE HE WAS PROBABLY OMG OMG OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING HOT SO MANY GUYS WOULD WANT TO BE ME RIGHT NOW. BUT THEN BY THIS POINT HE’S LIKE MAN I CANT EVEN GET A BONER WHEN SHES NAKED. HE PROBABLY MASTURBATES TO OLD SEX MEMORIES OF ANISTON BECAUSE HE HASNT BEEN AROUND THAT IN A LONG TIME AND SO ITS TOTALLY HOT AGAIN. HES PROBABLY REALLY THINKING MAN I COULD TOTALLY BONE ANY GIRL EVEN SOME RANDOM CUTE GROUPIE AND IT WOULD BE GREAT.

  38. no

    who’s fat leg is that in the background?

  39. authorego

    He’s celebrating, that’s why.

    And as for them having “obsessive amount of children” – Katt Williams has more.

  40. Lisa

    Those babies look frightened.

    Whatever happened to the blanket-over-the-baby trick??

    It’d save the kids a lot of distress.

  41. Ummm...yeah...

    I totally agree, those kids are so cute, at least they take thier fucking kids with them wherever they go, unlike some fucking celebrities I can mention.
    So what if they have thier fucking nannies in tow, fuck off assholes.
    If I was as rich as them, and had five fucking kids, I’d hire a fleet of fucking nannies too. Who wouldn’t?
    #7 …I’m with you..dude
    Never Back Down Fag…calm the fuck down…lay off the drugs…or at least get hit by a fucking bus.

  42. Yay, we finally see the twins. This is awesome and exciting. Its amazing how they can take care of all six of them. I don’t even see the other two kids in the picture.

  43. Mama Pinkus

    is it me or does that Pax kid never get older?

  44. For making water in the pool?
    …………….KIDS LIKE THAT!!

  45. keep trucking

    Cute my ass, the one he is carrying looks like Chuckie, six freakin kids, and a crazyass baby mama. shoot I’d drink too, In fact the wonder is that he hasn’t turned to crack

  46. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    #42 U JUST MAD CUZ YOURE BORED WITH YOUR GIRL AND WANT SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS. LOOK I SPEAK THE TRUTH. NO MATTER HOW HOT THE WOMAN, MEN WILL GET BORED WITH THE SAME OLD VAGINA LIPS. HE KNOWS WHAT’S UNDERNEATH THE PANTIES, SO IT’S NO FUN ANYMORE. BUT ANY GIRL OUT ON THE STREET, IT’S LIKE MAN WHAT DOES HER VAGINA LOOK LIKE…

  47. shimmy

    That is one nasty fat leg you got there, Brad. Heeled as well? Poor guy’s losing his touch.

  48. mei_li

    i see how its all “charitable” and shit to adopt kids but come on! 6 kids?? brangelina are way to busy being famous to give all 6 kids quality time, dont you think?

    angelina is such a bitch. AMEN. she thinks shes so much better than everyone else, and its freaking OLD.

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