In a candid interview with Parade, Brad Pitt reveals his love of doing Angelina Jolie in the pool and milking that gay rights excuse to avoid getting married:
On not getting married to Angelina:
“I have love in my life, a soul mate–absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it–hate mail from religious groups. Man, I resent people telling others how to live! It drives me mental! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”
On if one his kids turned out gay:
“Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are.”
On the secret grotto behind his pool’s waterfall:
“[It's] a great place for sex.”
You know where else is a great place to have sex with Angelina Jolie? ANYWHERE. If she asked me to do her in a cemetery, I’d be like “Wait. That wasn’t you in the coffin?” Because I’m an eager lover. Ladies?
What can we call this look — Golf Caddy meets Classic Car Enthusiast?
My 2 cents
Brad looks pretty damn hot to me.
Brad is pretty damn rich.
Brad seems to be an excellent hands on father.
Brad seems to really love his partner.
Those characters traits have always been a plus so we can pretty much understand where all the bitching and complaining is coming from.
This family is a happy. Funny how people want to pick them apart. They should live their life and don’t give a rat’s ass about a few haters that refuse to move on with their life after five years. The haters will never be happy in their own lives that’s why they sit and pick apart every little thing this man and his family do.
@51 I call this look f-cking rich and I will have him if Angie get tire but I know I would have to stand in a line with a million ladies ahead of me.
I think it is really cool that Brad and Angie have an open relationship. Free love! What do they need marriage and monogamy for.
Gross, I can’t believe I used to think this guy was hot. Proof to me that being a complete douche makes people seem unattractive. Well, that and aging badly.
To bad JA couldn’t make a family with him. He sure did find his soul mate.
Ratz/! I wanted them to break up so it doesn’t look like the problem was Jen.
Oh fiddles they are not breaking up…oh shoot he is not getting back with Jen?….well then he is ugly and darn that old Angelina i wanted he to have kids with Jen.
‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’
GENIUS! That scores up there with ‘just the tip’ and ‘it was just sex, not love’.
^yeah Dcmike may be you should use some of his lines so you can get laid. Then may be you wouldn’t be bi#ching like a little girl about some one else life at 4:47am. I keep forgeting that Jennifer Aniston people don’t have a lives.
so what’s this all about: Angelina is bisexual and he doesn’t mind sharing?
” I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are.”
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Who is Brad? a guy who’s laying the groundwork for a quick getaway.
Hey. Hey. Why dont you all get a life and just leave poor Brad and his statements alone. JEEZ, he is saying that its okay to be gay so he MUST be an idiot and he has no balls and blabla bla … hey. hey. THINK NOW. Really hard, if you possibly can.
…and by telling Brad he is a jerk, he will automatically change his horrible ways.
Right now he is crying in his Hollywood mansion because 30-year-old virgins are saying he is a douche and his and Angelinas relationship is a fake.
shut up and make a decent movie jackazz….nice accent in the IB trailers pa…pu…puh
scumbody has attached his/her own ego to Brad Pitt’s persona …pathetic..hehehe
He’s a true american hero to everyone! – sportsdatingsingles.com
Hey i dont find you attractive at all brad pitt . FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
“! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”
if you don’t agree with it, why are you watching it? i find it so funny that these hollywood types talk about being oblivious about all that’s said about them in the media and yet here he is paraphrasing some pseudo tv reverend comment about him. who cares. if you’re not even the religious type so what do you care Mr. Pitt? if it really didn’t bother you you wouldn’t be talking about it. Stop using homosexuals’ inability to get married as an excuse not to get married yourself. Stop trying to pretend you’re so evolved and progressive when you’re just stuck in the character Tyler Durden.
Reading through the post you can tell one sick person posted over and over again. You are a very ill person and need therapy bad. While you sat here changing your names and posting over and over he lived his life and you sure did not. You are not changing any ones mind. You are just hurting your self by obsessing over this man. Brad, Angie or their kids did not miss one ounce of joy in their life since you sat here and bashed him over and over under different names but I bet you missed out on a lot of life. You are one sad person.
Congrats to Brad and Angie for finding love and being happy.
Now it’s Aimee you need help real bad. Day and night with this obsession.
what the hell are you talking about? this is the first comment i’ve posted in months.
sorry if there are other people who commented who shared my opinion and sorry if you are so in love with this man that you have to insult anyone else’s persceptive on the man.
grow up “Ron”
they’re totally right. i’m just a closeted douchebag who hero-worships celebrities and bashes real people. god you bastard, when can’t i be well hung like brad! my mommy said my 3 inch penis was awesome but why don’t the ladies think so, WHY????
You seriously need help real bad.
“Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.”
That’s a silly protest for gay-marriage. Why is he on his high horse about marriage and relationships? As I recall, he walked out on his marriage to be with the woman he was having an affair with.
I’m all for same-sex marriage and I think it’s great if he wants to be a vocal supporter for the cause, but I think to make that kind of a protest about it “we won’t do it if others can’t”, you should have a good track record yourself.
wow a grown man has the eloquence and morals of an average teenager–simply thrilling. celebrities should not be asked to comment on political/intellectual issues for their own sake–let them just ask smart in movies. a little disappointed by brad pitt though, he sure is good at acting intelligent. shouldn’t they have some sort of home schooling–since most of them never finish high school? they need it to avoid embarrassing themselves every time they open their mouth.
I agree with you ron that person is very sick.
ohpulease! BraddyDad knows nothing about pusswafawking if he thinks poolsex is hot. Water pushes in with every thrust and it hurts, course maybe his LAYdie Jolie can take all that tidal wave action up her cush but manohman, poolfawking hurts the toned tang, trust me. For clueless guys, try taking a waterhose and cramming it up your arse at full blast, that’s it…take it out now shove it back in, in-out, in-out,in-out all the while water is filling your canal like Panama and uh…oh yeah….be sure to add the ol dic k action—well…you get my drift, dontcha?
Nothing like chlorine to douche the old wang and chang.
Give me a soft bed where I can throw my legs over the shoulders–his or mine–or bendmeover and humpityhumphump—just leave the rump out of it.
BradDad you’re kinda goofy in this pic but I still got a twinge DOWN THERE in my special YesYes place!
You still need help.
ITS BRAD’S LIFE AND THERES MANY WORSE THINGS IN THIS WORLD. THEY ARE BEING QUESTIONED ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE SO WHY NOT GIVE ANY ANSWER THAT COMES TO MIND. WE ARE IDIOTIC ENOUGH TO EVEN HAVE AN OPINION AND READ THE CRAP.
I do not recommend pool sex. I recommend sex in a room with mirrors. I love to see you. I love watching myself so I forgot who I have come with sex. Perhaps that is why Brad left. No matter. To look in a mirror now and I do not see having sex. I still do not.